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1960s
The Four Seasons', "Sherry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherry baby
Original Lyrics:
Sherry baby
 
1970s
Billy Joel's, "The Ballad of Billy the Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the pocket of his vest
A cold-y hip
Original Lyrics:
And in the pocket of his vest
A colt he hid
Billy Joel's, "The Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
She refused to refinance her
Original Lyrics:
She refused to leave an answer
Billy Joel's, "You're My Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I feel my winter roots begin to grow
Original Lyrics:
When I feel my withered roots begin to grow
Dolly Parton / Kenny Rogers', "Islands in the Stream"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we rely on the turnin'. Ah-ah!
Original Lyrics:
And we rely on each other. Ah-ah!
Hall & Oates', "She's Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a drink and a split decision
Original Lyrics:
I need a drink and a quick decision
KC and the Sunshine Band's, "Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake Your Booty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake, shake, shake
Shake your boolie
Shake your boolie
Original Lyrics:
Shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty
Shake your booty.
Thin Lizzy's, "Jailbreak"
Misheard Lyrics:
All violence is allowed inside that trail
Original Lyrics:
All hell breaks loose, alarms and sirens wail
 
1980s
Air Supply's, "All Out of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lot of love
I'm so lost without you
I know you were right
Believing you so wrong
Original Lyrics:
I'm all out of love
I'm so lost without you
I know you were right
Believing you so long
Bruce Springsteen's, "Born in the U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
Porn in the USA I watch porn in the USA
Original Lyrics:
Born in the USA I was born in the USA
Michael Jackson's, "PYT (Pretty Young Thing)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna love you (ABC), Pretty Young Thing
You need some loving (XTC), Tender Loving Care
Original Lyrics:
I wanna love you (PYT), Pretty Young Thing
You need some loving (TLC), Tender Loving Care
Tears For Fears', "Head Over Heels"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my head, Auld Lang Syne
Original Lyrics:
In my head, my mind's eye
Whitney Houston's, "Greatest Love of All"
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my penalty
Original Lyrics:
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
 
1990s
"Weird Al" Yankovic's, "Smells Like Nirvana"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't sound like Nirvana
and
Buy our album from Madonna
Original Lyrics:
We don't sound like Madonna
and
Buy our album, we're Nirvana
2Pac's, "Hit 'Em Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like them big black cocks wobbling in the night
Original Lyrics:
I let them niggaz know it's on for life
Blues Traveler's, "Hook"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck it in
Suck it in like you're Rin Tin Tin or ramblin'.
Original Lyrics:
Suck it in
Suck it in like you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn.
Blur's, "The Universal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ready ready ready
Original Lyrics:
Really really really
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick 'em in the gut.
Kick 'em in the bowel.
Original Lyrics:
Kick 'em when they're up.
Kick 'em when they're down.
Ian Dury's, "Reasons To Be Cheerful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump back in the alley and Nelly goes
Original Lyrics:
Jump back in the alley and nanny goats
Metallica's, "The Unforgiven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through constipated charades, the young boy learns a rule
Original Lyrics:
Through constant pained disgrace, the young boy learns their rules
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maling Ayam
Original Lyrics:
A denial
No Doubt's, "Spiderwebs"
Misheard Lyrics:
I scream my things off
Original Lyrics:
I screen my phone calls
Tupac Shakur's, "California Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
California, don't start a party.
Original Lyrics:
California, knows how to party.
 
2000s
"Weird Al" Yankovic's, "Whatever You Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey girl, you know, our e-commenting is in the toilet
Original Lyrics:
Hey girl, you know, our economy is in the toilet
A Perfect Circle's, "The Outsider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch your ass now, everyone will have his day to die.
Original Lyrics:
What's your rush, now? Everyone will have his day to die.
Avril Lavigne's, "I'm With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm standing on a bitch.
Original Lyrics:
I'm standing on a bridge.
Basement Jaxx's, "Where's Your Head At?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blast your head off
Original Lyrics:
Where's your head at?
Cast of "The Book Of Pooh"'s, "Goodbye For Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
So it's goodbye book of
To all of you
Original Lyrics:
So it's goodbye for now
To all of you
Chemical Brothers', "Galvanize"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause there's a party over here
So your mothers will be here
Will the people care?
Original Lyrics:
'Cause there's a party over here
So you might as well be here
Where the people care
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and my pizza, you bring four of your friends
Original Lyrics:
Me and my peeps, won't you bring four of your friends?
Goldfinger's, "Pepsi Cola Sucks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stroken Pepsi Cola
Original Lyrics:
Don't drink Pepsi Cola
Paramore's, "Misery Business"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I gotted what I wanted and how
Original Lyrics:
Well I've gotten what I wanted now
Pussycat Dolls', "Jai Ho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Criminal, criminal!
Original Lyrics:
Baila baila!
Shania Twain's, "Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucille, have your boots been laundered?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
Snow Patrol's, "Chasing Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those DreamWorks
Original Lyrics:
Those three words
Snow Patrol's, "Signal Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two arms to drag me out
Original Lyrics:
Without your arms to drag me out
SpongeBob & Imitation Krabs', "Meatball Meatball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ravioli, ravioli, leaf barely leaf
Original Lyrics:
Ravioli, ravioli, great barrier reef
 
2010s
"Weird Al" Yankovic's, "Perform This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before we swim
Original Lyrics:
Perform this way
"Weird Al" Yankovic's, "Word Crimes"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll cry
Original Lyrics:
Word crimes
Bruno Mars', "24K Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your frickin' freezers to the moon
Original Lyrics:
Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon
French Montana ft. Swae Lee's, "Unforgettable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had enough gumbo for 24.
Original Lyrics:
I had enough convo for 24.
Maroon 5's, "What Lovers Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh ooh ooh ooh done a s*** for you
Original Lyrics:
Ooh ooh ooh ooh been wishin' for you
Post Malone's, "White Iverson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheyenne
Original Lyrics:
Swaggin'
Shakira (feat. Wyclef Jean)'s, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Como se llama? ponyta, mi casa, su casa
Original Lyrics:
Como se llama? Bonita, mi casa, su casa
Taio Cruz's, "Dynamite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just drop the phone, came here to do, do, do, do
Original Lyrics:
Just what the foe, came here to do, do, do, do
The Killers', "The Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got skin the game I got a house on Main.
Original Lyrics:
I got skin in the game I got a household name
 
christian
Traditional's, "He Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a Christian savior
Original Lyrics:
I serve a risen savior
Traditional's, "Jesus Loves the Little Children"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red and yellow, black and white,
They are purple in his sight.
Original Lyrics:
Red and yellow, blck and white,
They are precious in his sight.
Traditional's, "Love Lifted Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love lifted meven me.
Original Lyrics:
Love lofted even me.

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