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1960s
Chuck Berry's, "Brenda Lee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slutty till the day she dies.
Original Lyrics:
Smarty till the day she dies.
Crosby Stills & Nash's, "Teach Your Children"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teach your children well, Their father’s hell will slowly go by...
Original Lyrics:
Teach your children well, Their father's health will slowly go by...
Mamas and the Papas', "12:30 (Young Girls Are Coming to the Canyon)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can no longer keep my body warm
Original Lyrics:
I can no longer keep my blinds drawn.
Robin Ward's, "Wonderful Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to thank you for giving me the most wonderful supper of my life
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to thank you for giving me the most wonderful summer of my life
 
1970s
Boney M's, "Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra ra Rasputin, Russia’s greatest slut machine
Original Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia’s greatest love machine
Commercial's, "Lite-Brite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lite Brite making things with light ARE YOU HIP TO MAKING things with Lite Brite
Original Lyrics:
Lite-Brite, making things with light.What a sight, making things with Lite-Brite
Firefall's, "Just Remember I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it feels like sorry is your only friend
Original Lyrics:
When it feels like sorrow is your only friend
Gladys Knight and the Pips', "Midnight Train to Georgia"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's leaving (leaving)
On that midnight train to gourgeous
Original Lyrics:
He's leaving (leaving)
On that midnight train to Georgia
Paul Davis', "I Go Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I realize that I was blond
Original Lyrics:
I realize that I was blind
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scare the moose, scare the moose. Can you do the Fan Dangle?
Original Lyrics:
Scaramouche scaramouche can you do the fandango?
Raffi's, "Mr. Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiding behind a dream
Original Lyrics:
Hiding behind a tree
Sister Sledge's, "We Are Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of the people around us they say 'Can they be that close? Just let me stay for the liquor.
Original Lyrics:
All of the people around us they say 'Can they be that close?' Just let me state for the record
 
1980s
Benjamin Orr's, "Stay the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're at full circle
It comes down to now and then
Original Lyrics:
With that full circle
It comes down to now again
Elton John's, "Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you misunderstand me?
Original Lyrics:
Mutual misunderstanding.
Howard Jones', "No One Is to Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
We weren't ever one.
Original Lyrics:
We want everyone.
Huey Lewis and the News', "I Want a New Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna do drugs
Original Lyrics:
I want a new drug
Lindsey Buckingham's, "Holiday Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack be nimble, jack be quick
Jack took a nibble on this holiday d***
Original Lyrics:
Jack be nimble, jack be quick
Take a ride on the west coast kick
Madness', "Our House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing ever slows her down
And the best is not allowed.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing ever slows her down
And a mess is not allowed.
Madonna's, "La Isla Bonita"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fell in love with some bagel
Original Lyrics:
I fell in love with San Pedro
Michael Jackson's, "Thriller"
Misheard Lyrics:
You hear the door slnngh
And realise there's nowhere left to run
You feel the coal hnngh
And wonder if you'll ever see the sun
Original Lyrics:
You hear the door slam
And realise there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand
And wonder if you'll ever see the sun
Misheard Lyrics:
Suddenly I told me the answers
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly I don't need the answers
Pat Benatar's, "We Belong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I just wouldn't know what to do with nice friends anyway
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I just wouldn't know what to do with my strength anyway
Raffi's, "Apples and Bananas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to beat, beat, beat
Original Lyrics:
I like to eat, eat, eat
Raffi's, "Baby Beluga"
Misheard Lyrics:
Naked beluga
Original Lyrics:
Baby Beluga
Raffi's, "Mary Wore Her Red Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary wore her bread dress all day long
Original Lyrics:
Mary wore her red dress all day long
Raffi's, "Shake My Sillies Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
And wiggle my faggots away
Original Lyrics:
And wiggle my waggles away
Rod Stewart's, "Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Obamination
Original Lyrics:
Infatuation
Simple Minds', "Alive And Kicking"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like'em kinky
Original Lyrics:
Alive and kicking
Sting's, "Englishman In New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gentleness, sobriety the leader of society
At night a candle's brighter than the sun
Original Lyrics:
Gentleness, sobriety are rare in this society
At night a candle's brighter than the sun
The B-52's', "Love Shack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boat's light enough; on-site just to get down
Original Lyrics:
Folks lining up outside just to get down
The Police's, "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I've tried to avoid to tell her.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I've tried before to tell her
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Animal
Original Lyrics:
Panama
 
1990s
Ace of Base's, "Beautiful Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a pitiful life
Original Lyrics:
It's a beautiful life
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soar open the door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza Ninja
Original Lyrics:
Please to meet you
Cheryl Freeman and 4 others 's, "Zero to Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was a kid with his *ss so fat
Original Lyrics:
He was a kid with his act down pat
Green Day's, "When I Come Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't do what you like
Original Lyrics:
So go do what you like
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prunes are a fruit. Tangerines in bloom.
Original Lyrics:
Bruises on the fruit. Tender age in bloom.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Under The Bridge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the mistletoe!
Is where I drew some blood
Original Lyrics:
Under the bridge downtown!
Is where I drew some blood
Snap!'s, "I’ve Got the Power"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scooby, Scooby, Scooby-dabba-debbie Agathe Bauer!
Original Lyrics:
It’s gettin’, it’s gettin’, it’s gettin’ kinda hectic I’ve got the power!
Sting's, "Desert Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream of love as Tyron shoots my head
Original Lyrics:
I dream of love as time runs through my hand
Sting's, "Fields of Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
American song that I've broken
Original Lyrics:
And there have been some that I've broken.
Sting's, "Fields of Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never made promises like this
Original Lyrics:
I never made promises lightly.
 
2000s
Raffi's, "Like Me and You"
Misheard Lyrics:
A child of a mother and a f***er
Original Lyrics:
A child of a mother and a father
WarioWare: D.I.Y's, "Body Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boogie body river men
Original Lyrics:
Boogie body rhythm and
 
2010s
David Guetta feat. Nicki Minaj's, "Hey Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on falling down
Behold a man
Original Lyrics:
Be my woman girl I'll
Be your man
Estelle's, "Love Like Ours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like you need an online dog
Original Lyrics:
Looks like you need a love like ours
Hozier's, "Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay men
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay men
Original Lyrics:
Amen
Amen
Imagine Dragons', "Demons"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's where my demons hide.
Original Lyrics:
It's where my penis hides.
Kelly Clarkson's, "Whole Lotta Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imma strum that a** cheek with lots of confidence
Original Lyrics:
I'm a strong bada** chick with classic confidence

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