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1960s
Beach Boys', "Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hap happy Hannukah
Original Lyrics:
Help help me Rhonda
Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor's, "Green Acres"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fun living is the life for me
Original Lyrics:
Farm living is the right for me
Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor's, "Green Acres"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just adore for Pandora's view
Original Lyrics:
I just adore a penthouse view
Ray Charles', "Georgia On My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just an old sleep song
Original Lyrics:
Just an old sweet song
The Supremes', "Stop! In the Name of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it over
Original Lyrics:
Think it over
The Troggs', "Love Is All Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is all around me
And so the feeling goes
Original Lyrics:
Love is all around me
And so the feeling grows
 
1970s
America's, "Sister Golden Hair"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been true blue hard to find
Original Lyrics:
And I've been too too hard to find
Bob Marley's, "One Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get together and feel all white
Original Lyrics:
Let's get together and feel all right
Eric Carmen's, "All By Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I dial a territory
Original Lyrics:
When I dial a telephone
Jimmy Buffett's, "Cheeseburger in Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheeseburger and pair of dice
Original Lyrics:
Cheeseburger in Paradise
Jimmy Buffett's, "Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strumming on 6th Street
Original Lyrics:
Strumming my six string
Loggins and Messina's, "House at Pooh Corner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under branches lit up by the mood
Original Lyrics:
Under branches lit up by the moon
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spare him his life from these Wall's sausages
Original Lyrics:
Spare him his life from his monstrosity
The Doors', "Love Her Madly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven horses seen
Puking on the lawn.
Original Lyrics:
Seven horses seem
To be on the mark.
The Rolling Stones', "You Can't Always Get What You Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't always get 21
Original Lyrics:
You can't always get what you want
 
1980s
Air Supply's, "Here I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, those mammaries come crashing through
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, those memories come crashing through
Billy Ocean's, "When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta give the flu to you
Original Lyrics:
I gotta get through to you
Cyndi Lauper's, "She Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I can't stop messing with the denture zone
Original Lyrics:
Because I can't stop messing with the danger zone
Cyndi Lauper's, "Time After Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught up in circus
Original Lyrics:
Caught up in circles
Expose's, "Seasons Change"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caesars change, feelings change
Original Lyrics:
Seasons change, feelings change
John Lennon's, "(Just Like) Starting Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I see you farting
Original Lyrics:
But when I see you darling
John Lennon's, "Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
For showing me the beaning of excess
Original Lyrics:
For showing me the meaning of success
Kenny Loggins', "Danger Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiding to the denture zone
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone
Pet Shop Boys', "Domino Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
All men are gay... watch them all fall down.
Away away... don't be dancing
Original Lyrics:
all day, all day... watch them all fall down
All day all day .... domino dancing
Phoebe Snow's, "A Different World (theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we ditch it we can take
Original Lyrics:
If we dish it we can take
Police's, "King Of Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a black cat caught in a high treetop
There's a frightful racket and the wind won't stop
Original Lyrics:
There's a black hat caught in a high treetop
There's a flag-pole rag and the wind won't stop.
Prince's, "Batdance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Downtown
Original Lyrics:
Batdance
Tiffany's, "Could've Been"
Misheard Lyrics:
Couldn't be so beautiful
Couldn't be so light
Original Lyrics:
Could've been so beautiful
Could've been so right
Til Tuesday's, "Voices Carry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such sluts, send you down south, pussy's hairy
Original Lyrics:
Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry.
Til Tuesday's, "Voices Carry"
Misheard Lyrics:
What the f***? Why'd I go down south? Pussy's hairy
Original Lyrics:
Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry.
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess it rains down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
 
1990s
Snap!'s, "The Power"
Misheard Lyrics:
A skinny, skinny, skinny Bopparela
Original Lyrics:
It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda heavy.
 
2000s
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
A loaded gun comple, cock it and bullet.
Original Lyrics:
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it.
Hall & Oates', "Do It for Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna do it for mommy
Original Lyrics:
I wanna do it for money
Jane's Addiction's, "Just Because"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were you I'd better wash up
Original Lyrics:
If I were you I'd better watch out
Jane's Addiction's, "Superhero"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mind has been in able
Original Lyrics:
My mind has been enabled
Madonna's, "Don't Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
A gorilla can drive
Original Lyrics:
Tell the rain not to dry.
Madonna's, "Don't Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
A gorilla can drive
Original Lyrics:
Tell the rain not to dry.
Michael Buble's, "Spider-Man theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch thieves just like fries
Original Lyrics:
Catch thieves just like flies
Norah Jones', "Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out across the Anglesey
Original Lyrics:
Out across the endless sea
 
2010s
Carly Rae Jepsen's, "Everywhere You Look"
Misheard Lyrics:
A light is waiting to camping your home
Original Lyrics:
A light is waiting to carry you home
Ed Sheeran's, "Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every n****rs covering something brand new
Original Lyrics:
Every day discovering something brand new
Owl City's, "Fireflies"
Misheard Lyrics:
That planet Earth turns snowing
Original Lyrics:
That planet Earth turns slowly
Panic! At the disco's, "LA Devotee "
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweating balls under desert skies
Original Lyrics:
Swimming pools under desert skies
 
country
George Jones', "He Stopped Loving Her Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
They placed Aretha on his door.
Original Lyrics:
They placed a wreath upon his door.
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the law never wins
Original Lyrics:
But the law never will
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the lawn never will
Original Lyrics:
But the law never will
 
misc
Commercial's, "Froot Loops"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just follow your gnomes
Original Lyrics:
Just follow your nose
Louis Armstrong's, "Do You Know What it Means to Miss New Orleans?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where knockingbirds used to sing
Original Lyrics:
Where mockingbirds used to sing

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