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1950s
Little Richard's, "Tutti Frutti"
Misheard Lyrics:
County fair
Original Lyrics:
Got a gal
 
1960s
Alton Ellis', "Can I Change My Mind?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aww, she didn't bat an eye
As I wet my bed to pee
I thought she would start to cry
Or sit around my room and pee
But y'all, the girl, she fooled me this time
She acted like I was the last kitten on her mind
I would like to start all over again
Original Lyrics:
Aww, she didn't bat an eye
As I packed my bags to leave
I thought she would start to cry
Or sit around my room and grieve
But y'all, the girl, she fooled me this time
She acted like I was the last thing on her mind
I would like to start all over again
 
1970s
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh smell eucalyptus rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
Theme Songs', "Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a step that is nude
Original Lyrics:
Take a step that is new
 
1980s
A-ha's, "Take On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cake on me......
Cake me on......
I'll be gone...
Charleston CHEW!!
Original Lyrics:
Take on me…... take me on......
I'll be gone...
In a day or TWO!!
Carly Simon's, "Jesse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesse, I won't cut red flowers for you
Original Lyrics:
Jesse, I won't cut fresh flowers for you
Dan Fogelberg's, "Make Love Stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
And once deceased not easily resumed
Original Lyrics:
And once deceased not easily exhumed
Dan Fogelberg's, "Make Love Stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucid as dreams barely remembered in the morning
Original Lyrics:
Elusive as dreams barely remembered in the morning
Dokken's, "Just Got Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just stopped looking
Original Lyrics:
You just got lucky
Lindsey Buckingham's, "Holiday Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna be a srtoll Gonna be a srtoll
Original Lyrics:
Holiday Road Holiday Road
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to pee in a theatre
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated.
Prefab Sprout's, "King of Rock n Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot damn, jump in fire, Albuquerque
Original Lyrics:
Hotdog, jumping frog, Albuquerque
Sade's, "Smooth Operator"
Misheard Lyrics:
He move in space with minimum waste and likes Almond Joy
Original Lyrics:
He move in space with minimum waste and maximum joy
Steve Miller Band's, "Abracadabra"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black peniss with an angel's face
Original Lyrics:
Black panties with an angel's face
Stevie Nicks', "Edge Of Seventeen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the world we love
Original Lyrics:
Just like the white winged dove
T'Pau's, "Heart and Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel so low when your head is high
Original Lyrics:
I feel so low and your head is high
T'Pau's, "Heart and Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
You move in a way never known before
Original Lyrics:
You move in a way I've known before
The Pointer Sisters', "Neutron Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just Vernon, doin' the neutral dance
Original Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doin' the neutron dance
 
1990s
Celine Dion's, "It's All Coming Back to Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you were histamine with the slamming of the door
Original Lyrics:
But you were history with the slamming of the door
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bug it by
Original Lyrics:
If I get by
Jon Secada's, "I'm Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm free, I'm free
Since I'm only as important as I wanted to be
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm free, I'm free
And things are only as important as I want them to be
Paul McCartney's, "Hope of Deliverance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whole of the liverwurst
Original Lyrics:
Hope of deliverance.
 
2000s
Amy Winehouse's, "You Know I'm No Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
To truly stuck the knife in first
Original Lyrics:
Who truly stuck the knife in first?
Amy Winehouse's, "You Know I'm No Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
You truly stuck the knife in first
Original Lyrics:
Who truly stuck the knife in first?
Ashlee Simpson's, "La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me want a llama
Original Lyrics:
You make me wanna la la
Cast of "The Book Of Pooh"'s, "Goodbye For Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
With things to rhyme, and how your dreams to crime
Original Lyrics:
With hills to run, and higher trees to climb
Kelis featuring André 3000's, "Millionaire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa, I'm a millionaire
But sex and ass don't sell affection
Original Lyrics:
Papa, I'm a millionaire
But Saks Fifth Ave. don't sell affection
The Rolling Stones', "Rain Fall Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lorraine fell down
Original Lyrics:
The rain fell down
The Rolling Stones', "Rain Fall Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cold grave town
Original Lyrics:
The cold grey town
Theme Songs', "Clifford the Big Red Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clifford's so royal
Original Lyrics:
Clifford's so loyal
 
2010s
Adam Levine's, "What Lovers Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I'm gonna s*** for you.
Ooh da do what lover's do.
Original Lyrics:
Ooooh, oooh
Been wishin' for you
Ooh, ooh
Tryna' do what lovers do (ooh)
Adele's, "Set Fire To The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watchin' porn as I touched your face
Original Lyrics:
Watched it pour as I touched your face
Aloe Blacc's, "I Need a Dollar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe it's inside the butthole
Original Lyrics:
Maybe it's inside the bottle
Arctic Monkeys', "Secret Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fools operate
Original Lyrics:
Fools on parade
Charlie Puth's, "Attention"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throwing the turtle on my name
Original Lyrics:
Throwing that dirt all on my name
 
xmas
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the woods be snowing Africa
Original Lyrics:
And there won't be snow in Africa
Bing Crosby's, "Silver Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating stoplights
Original Lyrics:
Even stoplights
Christina Aguilera's, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw mommy chickened Santa Claus
Original Lyrics:
I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
Ella Fitzgerald's, "Sleigh Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, it's lonely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you
Original Lyrics:
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you
Eurythmics', "Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
To face on the prey
The plants that we made
Original Lyrics:
To face unafraid
The plans that we made
Johnny Mathis', "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marshmallows for coasting
Original Lyrics:
Marshmallows for toasting
Kay Starr's, "(Everybody's Waitin' for) The Man with the Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Mr. Kringle is soon gonna tingle
Original Lyrics:
Old Mr. Kringle is soon gonna jingle
Nat King Cole's, "Mr. Santa Claus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who breathes the notes from girls and boys?
Original Lyrics:
Who reads the notes from girls and boys?
NewSong's, "The Christmas Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shirley wants to buy these shoes
or
Sure, I want to buy these shoes
Original Lyrics:
Sir, I want to buy these shoes
Paul McCartney's, "Wonderful Christmastime"
Misheard Lyrics:
To lick a glass
Original Lyrics:
To lift a glass
The Beach Boys', "The Man with All the Toys"
Misheard Lyrics:
And little tiny been everywhere
Original Lyrics:
And little tiny men everywhere
Traditional's, "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arrest three scary gentlemen
Original Lyrics:
God rest ye merry gentlemen
Traditional's, "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
With angelic hosts complain
Original Lyrics:
With angelic host proclaim
Traditional's, "Joy to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Defeat the sounding joy
Original Lyrics:
Repeat the sounding joy
Trans-Siberian Orchestra's, "Christmas Canon"
Misheard Lyrics:
On this buried Christmas night
Original Lyrics:
On this very Christmas night