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1960s
Gene McDaniels', "Tower of Strength"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tower of string
Original Lyrics:
Tower of strength
Led Zeppelin's, "Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need coulé!
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin'
Linda Ronstadt's, "Different Drum"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I down at the TV to watch Different Strokes
Original Lyrics:
You and I travel to the beat of a different drum.
 
1970s
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Lookin' Out My Back Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tangerine Elephants are playing in the band
Original Lyrics:
Tambourines and elephants are playin' in the band.
David Bowie's, "Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's my favorite hospital
Original Lyrics:
There's my baby, lost that's all
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
A minor symphony twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said the pledge of allegiance, rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets to Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ve got two tits in my hair tonight
Won’t you catch some crabs with me tonight
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to paradise
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road, we're the downtown society house.
Original Lyrics:
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road where the dogs of society howl.
Gilbert O'Sullivan's, "Clair"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to marry you
Will you marry me
Uncle Ray?
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to marry you
Will you marry me
Oh hooray!
John Denver's, "Gossip Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now God knew names and faces
Original Lyrics:
Now we got new names and faces
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded by the Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she was blinded by the light
Revved up like a douche, another roamer in the night
Original Lyrics:
And she was blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Neil Sedaka's, "Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
The only thing good about bad blood
Is livin' this lie
Original Lyrics:
The only thing good about bad blood
Is lettin' it slide
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in the high-fidelity traveling section
I think I need a hit, yes
Original Lyrics:
I'm in the high-fidelity first-class traveling set
And I think I need a Lear jet.
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
The algebra has a demo put aside for me
Original Lyrics:
Beelzebub had a devil set aside for me.
Redbone's, "Come And Get Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey,
What's the matter with your hair
Original Lyrics:
Hell, hell
What's the matter with your head?
The Bee Gees', "Tragedy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time to pay
Original Lyrics:
It's hard to bear
The O'Jays', "Love Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
People of the world
Join in
On the love train, the love train.
Original Lyrics:
People all over the world
Join hands.
Start a love train, a love train.
Yes', "Long Distance Runaround (Long Version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shine your weary eyes on me.
Original Lyrics:
Shindleria Praematurus
 
1980s
Golden Earring's, "Radar Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red eye love
Original Lyrics:
Radar love
Joy Division's, "Disorder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curving sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man
Original Lyrics:
Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man
Kylie Minogue's, "The Loco-Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump up. Not bad.
Original Lyrics:
Jump up. Jump back.
Metallica's, "Blackened"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fagots in the air.
Original Lyrics:
Blackened is the end.
Metallica's, "Damage, Inc"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck it, you don’t f*** with Razorback
Original Lyrics:
Slamming through, don’t f*** with Razorback.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In every city of every nation
From Lake Geneva to the filling station
Original Lyrics:
In every city in every nation
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station.
Queen's, "Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gurkensalat (Cucumber Salad)
Original Lyrics:
Gordon´s alive
R.E.M's, "Can't Get There from Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn good vittles, they're good
Original Lyrics:
Can't get there from here
 
1990s
Blues Traveler's, "Runaround"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aw yeah!
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
And use your violin to heat things up
When all I want is solo; I'll be down.
Original Lyrics:
But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
It's a sure fire way to speed things up
But all it does is slow me down.
Diana Ross', "When You Tell Me That You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hiding like a spider in the dark
Original Lyrics:
I'm shining like a candle in the dark
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
Where the fish are free.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission is free.
Marilyn Manson's, "Man That You Fear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Muscles at you feet.
Original Lyrics:
Muscles atrophied.
Sloan's, "Coax Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coke, speed, Jolene
Original Lyrics:
Coax me, cajole me
 
2000s
3 Doors Down's, "Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm Aladdin, will you be there holding my hand?
Original Lyrics:
If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand?
Commercial's, "Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scoop a dollop with daisy
Original Lyrics:
Do a dollop of Daisy
Pussycat Dolls', "When I Grow Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Duck Chow
Original Lyrics:
Darkchild!
The Corrs', "Give Me a Reason"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a reason, am I made of sausage?
Original Lyrics:
Give me a reason, and my makeup's off.
Theory of a Deadman's, "Bad Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm gonna violate her tonight
Original Lyrics:
But I'm gonna find out later tonight
 
2010s
Misheard Lyrics:
A knife twists at the thought that I should force your tough remark
Original Lyrics:
A knife twists at the thought that I should fall short of the mark
Brandon Flowers', "Magdalena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fixin' the carcass out of wood
Original Lyrics:
Fixin' to carve this out of wood
Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna's, "This is What You Came for"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lightning, triceratops she moos
Original Lyrics:
Lightning, this is what you came for
Calvin Harris', "This Is What You Came For"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lightning, triceratops she moos
Original Lyrics:
Lightning, strikes every time she moves
DJ Snake & AlunaGeorge's, "You Know You Like It"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna trade me
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna train me
Ellie Goulding's, "Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steckt im A....
Original Lyrics:
Strike the Match
Neil Cicierega's, "It's Gonna Get Weird"
Misheard Lyrics:
look at this lizard drinking coffee
Original Lyrics:
look at this loser drinking coffee
Sam Hunt's, "Body Like a Back Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Body like a back road, driving in my Astro
Original Lyrics:
Body like a back road, driving with my eyes closed
U2's, "You're the Best Thing About Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the world is hours
Original Lyrics:
When the world is ours
 
country
Johnny Horton's, "North to Alaska"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to Alaska
Original Lyrics:
North to Alaska
Randy Travis', "Diggin' Up Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picking up foam, I'm picking up foam
Original Lyrics:
Diggin' up bones, I'm diggin' up bones
 
xmas
Bruce Springsteen's, "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
He knows when you're away
Original Lyrics:
He knows when you're awake
The Ronettes', "Frosty the Snowman"
Misheard Lyrics:
There must have been some mattress in that old sick hand they found
Original Lyrics:
There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found

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