Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for November 21, 2017

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Chad & Jeremy's, "A Summer Song" Misheard Lyrics: Dreams Original Lyrics: Trees

1970s
Carroll O'Connor and Jean Stapleton's, "Those Were the Days" Misheard Lyrics: Got to let the Duchess win Original Lyrics: Got to let the Dodgers win	Cornelius Brothers & Sister Rose's, "Too Late to Turn Back Now" Misheard Lyrics: I found myself boning her at least ten times a day Original Lyrics: I found myself phoning her at least ten times a day
Ike & Tina Turner's, "River Deep - Mountain High" Misheard Lyrics: And do I love you 99 Original Lyrics: And do I love you my oh my	The Michael Zager Band's, "Let's All Chant" Misheard Lyrics: Nobody, nobody Everybody, you're nobody Original Lyrics: Your body, my body Everybody with your body

1980s
Abba's, "Our Last Summer" Misheard Lyrics: and we smashed around Original Lyrics: Paris restaurants	Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like a Lady" Misheard Lyrics: Who's the lucky lady Original Lyrics: Dude looks like a lady.
Dan Fogelberg's, "Heart Hotels" Misheard Lyrics: The voices you hear at the top of the stairs are only echoes of violence and prayers Original Lyrics: The voices you hear at the top of the stairs are only echoes of unanswered prayers	Dan Fogelberg's, "Leader of the Band" Misheard Lyrics: I'm a goner, I know when I'm not in some hotel Original Lyrics: I'm in Colorado when I'm not in some hotel
Echo and the Bunnymen's, "All My Colours (Zimbo)" Misheard Lyrics: They've come to get me but nicely Original Lyrics: That box you gave me burned nicely	Echo and the Bunnymen's, "The Killing Moon" Misheard Lyrics: In stolid nights I saw you Original Lyrics: In starlit nights I saw you
Elton John's, "Little Jeanie" Misheard Lyrics: And I want you to do my arithmetic, I want you to be my lover. Original Lyrics: And I want you to be my acrobat I want you to be my lover	Elton John's, "Sacrifice" Misheard Lyrics: Each misunderstanding. Original Lyrics: Mutual misunderstanding.
Genesis', "Behind the Lines" Misheard Lyrics: I held the book so tightly in my hands, Son of a bitch, I heard you call my name Original Lyrics: I held the book so tightly in my hands, I saw your picture, heard you call my name	Jeffrey Osborne's, "Stay with Me Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: Make me feel just like a schoolboy or girl Original Lyrics: Make me feel just like a schoolboy, girl
Jimmy Buffett's, "Brown Eyed Girl" Misheard Lyrics: Translates to radio Original Lyrics: Transistor radio	Michael Jackson's, "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough" Misheard Lyrics: Keep up with the porn star's cock Don't stop till you get it up. Original Lyrics: Keep on with the force, don't stop Don't stop till you get enough
Michael Jackson's, "Thriller" Misheard Lyrics: dit-dit-dit-diller Original Lyrics: 'Cause this is thriller	Murray Head's, "One Night in Bangkok" Misheard Lyrics: The bars and temples start to pulsate free Original Lyrics: The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
Olivia Newton-John's, "Heart Attack" Misheard Lyrics: You're gonna be the devil of me Original Lyrics: You're gonna be the death of me	Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical" Misheard Lyrics: There's nothing more to talk about 'cause this whore is on a leave. Original Lyrics: There's nothing more to talk about 'less it's horizontally.
Pretenders', "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" Misheard Lyrics: Happy golden days of yours Original Lyrics: Happy golden days of yore	Steve Lunt's, "Don't Fear the Fire" Misheard Lyrics: One step to discover, meet us there tonight Original Lyrics: One step to discover, the need is there tonight

1990s
California Dreams', "Born to Love You" Misheard Lyrics: I believe it's my best in me Original Lyrics: I believe it's my destiny	California Dreams', "Mama Said" Misheard Lyrics: Mama said love is black Original Lyrics: Mama said love is blind
California Dreams', "Must Be Love" Misheard Lyrics: Work can make me act this way Original Lyrics: What can make me act this way?	California Dreams', "Someone to Hold Onto" Misheard Lyrics: I have seen a medical love Original Lyrics: I have seen it, miracle of love
California Dreams', "Take It Higher" Misheard Lyrics: Learn and let live Original Lyrics: Live and let live	California Dreams', "The Way We Are" Misheard Lyrics: Love plays high and seek Original Lyrics: Love plays hide and seek
California Dreams', "Too Much to Dream" Misheard Lyrics: Too high, too fast to fart Original Lyrics: Too high, too fast, too far	Counting Crows', "Mr. Jones" Misheard Lyrics: Master Chu rammed me Original Lyrics: Mr. Jones and me
Metallica's, "Nothing Else Matters" Misheard Lyrics: Trust a Sikh, and find a Jew Original Lyrics: Trust I seek, and I find in you. (2.05)	Nirvana's, "All Apologies" Misheard Lyrics: For my next insult Original Lyrics: Find my nest of salt
Nirvana's, "Lithium" Misheard Lyrics: I like it, I'm not coming back I miss you, I'm not coming back I love you, I'm not coming back I killed you, I'm not coming back Original Lyrics: I like it, I'm not gonna crack I miss you, I'm not gonna crack I love you, I'm not gonna crack I killed you, I'm not gonna crack

2000s
Darkness', "Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells end)" Misheard Lyrics: Christmas time, Justin's a Bell-End! Original Lyrics: Christmas time, don't let the bells end	Fall Out Boy's, "The (After) Life of the Party" Misheard Lyrics: But it hurts to watch you work the room Original Lyrics: Cut it loose Watch you work the room

2010s
French Montana's, "Unforgettable" Misheard Lyrics: I had enough combo for 24 Original Lyrics: I had enough convo for 24	Meghan Trainor's, "Lips Are Moving" Misheard Lyrics: You can bow me down my lyrics Original Lyrics: You can buy me diamond earrings
Taylor Swift's, "Dress" Misheard Lyrics: Carve your name into my nipples Original Lyrics: Carve your name into my bedpost

country
Disney's 'Aladdin''s, "A Whole New World" Misheard Lyrics: Every moment bed wetter Original Lyrics: Every moment gets better

misc
Traditional's, "Alphabet Song" Misheard Lyrics: elemental pea Original Lyrics: L,M,N,O,P

xmas
Air Supply's, "Sleigh Ride" Misheard Lyrics: We'll snuggle up together like two birds and a featherwood bee Original Lyrics: We'll snuggle up together like two birds and a feather would be	Andy Williams', "Christmas Bells" Misheard Lyrics: Rain Christmas bells Original Lyrics: Ring Christmas bells
Burl Ives', "A Holly Jolly Christmas" Misheard Lyrics: Have a Polly Dolly Christmas Original Lyrics: Have a Holly Jolly Christmas	Elvis Presley's, "Here Comes Santa Claus" Misheard Lyrics: Hear those snail bells Original Lyrics: Hear those sleigh bells
How the Grinch Stole Christmas', "Trim Up the Tree" Misheard Lyrics: Trim up your uncle and your aunt And join the Ku Klux Klan Original Lyrics: Trim up your uncle and your aunt With yards of whofut flant	Jackson 5's, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" Misheard Lyrics: She thought that I was f***ed up in my bedroom fast asleep Original Lyrics: She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep
Jackson 5's, "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" Misheard Lyrics: Little tin whores Original Lyrics: Little tin horns	Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song" Misheard Lyrics: And folks dressed up like messy moles Original Lyrics: And folks dressed up like Eskimos
Traditional's, "12 Days of Christmas" Misheard Lyrics: Two turtle ducks Original Lyrics: Two turtle doves
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