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1950s
Frankie Laine's, "Rawhide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep those boogies moving
Original Lyrics:
Keep those dogies moving
Pat Boone's, "Moody River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moody River
Mordantly and the faintest night
Original Lyrics:
Moody River
More deadly than the vainest knife.
 
1960s
Jan And Dean's, "The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Misheard Lyrics:
But parked in her rickety old garage
Is a brand new, shiny red super start Dodge.
Original Lyrics:
But parked in her rickety old garage
Is a brand new, shiny red Super Stock Dodge.
The Monkees', "I'll Be Back Upon My Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I will meet a girl who'll try to kick me down
But you won't have to drown
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I will meet a girl who'll try to keep me down
But you don't have to cry
Theme Song's, "Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bromiding is working a tee
Original Lyrics:
Providing it's with dignity.
Tony Hatch's, "Downtown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the rhythm of the gentle boxing gopher
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the rhythm of the gentle Bossa Nova
 
1970s
Bay City Rollers', "Money Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like the pork shed, just to see what you can get
Original Lyrics:
Sly like a fox, yea, just to see what you can get
Bay City Rollers', "Saturday Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
F-A-T you are G-A-Y, right
Original Lyrics:
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night!
Billy Preston's, "Nothing from Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin' if you want to beat me
Original Lyrics:
Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin' if you want to be with me
Misheard Lyrics:
Exodus, movement of the Bieber
Original Lyrics:
Exodus, movement of Jah people.
Bob Marley's, "Heathen"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can fight them on the wall
or
We can fight them underwater
Original Lyrics:
De heathen back, yeah, 'pon de wall
Bob Marley's, "Jammin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pajamas
Original Lyrics:
We jammin'
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
We're really the dark clouds society now
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
Fleetwood Mac's, "Gold Dust Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Godless German
Original Lyrics:
Heartless challenge
Peter Gabriel's, "Solsbury Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Climbing up on sauce for you I don't see the city light
Original Lyrics:
Climbing up on Solsbury Hill I could see the city light
 
1980s
Billy Ocean's, "When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going"
Misheard Lyrics:
And do the thing that lovers' juice
Original Lyrics:
And do the thing that lovers do
Dan Hartman's, "We Are the Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
is it all candy dreams
Original Lyrics:
is an arcade of dreams
Def Leppard's, "Pour Some Sugar on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Force some sugar on me
OR
Foursome: sugar on me
Original Lyrics:
Pour some sugar on me
Devo's, "Girl U Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sends an aroma right under my nose;
It drips on down and it drips on my balls
Original Lyrics:
She sends out an aroma of undefined love
It drips on down in a mist from above
Edye Gorme's, "Life with Lucy theme song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day holds cheese to possibilities galore
Original Lyrics:
Every day holds keys to possibilities galore
Elton John's, "I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still Spanish
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing
Kate Bush's, "Running Up That Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd get into small brown places
Original Lyrics:
I'd get him to swap our places.
Madness', "Our House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sister signing in her sleep
Original Lyrics:
Sister's sighing in her sleep
Tears For Fears', "Sowing the Seeds of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Balls to the rules and bugger the plan
Original Lyrics:
We’re fools to the rules of a Government plan
The Dazz Band's, "Let It Whip"
Misheard Lyrics:
So let it flip
Original Lyrics:
So let it whip
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
A young young country boy
Original Lyrics:
A jumped-up pantry boy
The Waitresses', "Square Pegs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scare pads, scare pads
Scare-scare-scare...PADS!
Original Lyrics:
Square pegs, square pegs
Square-square-square...PEGS!
UB40's, "Food For Thought"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riva Reeva Romma
Original Lyrics:
Ivory Madonna
 
1990s
Inner Circle's, "Bad Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they shum jum rum come for you
Original Lyrics:
When the sheriff John Brown come for you
Livin' Joy's, "Don't Stop Movin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to get it light
Original Lyrics:
You got to get it right
Shabba Ranks', "Mr. Loverman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another day
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Loverman
Smashing Pumpkins', "Apples + Oranges"
Misheard Lyrics:
It came from your thoughts, your dreams, and Dijon
Original Lyrics:
It came from your thoughts, your dreams and visions
The B-52's', "(Meet) The Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Flintstone
Original Lyrics:
Meet the Flintstones
The Heights', "How Do You Talk to an Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, tell me the words to deflate
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, tell me the words to define
 
2000s
Commercial's, "Kellogg's Fruit Loops"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just follow your nose,
For the fruity taste of Joe's
Original Lyrics:
Just follow your nose,
For the fruity taste that shows
Misheard Lyrics:
You just don't call
I'm wonderin' why, but I'm not mad at all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
Las Ketchup's, "The Ketchup Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said a hey-ha, eh-hey, a heaven to the, heaven to say you know my mommy and a boobie and a willie lippy.
Original Lyrics:
aserejè ja de jè de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva, majavi an de bugui an de buididipi,
Livin' Joy's, "Dreamer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a dreamer
Original Lyrics:
Am I a dreamer?
Mary Mary's, "Shackles (Praise You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want the Frasier
Original Lyrics:
I just want to praise you
Wu-Tang Clan's, "Gravel Pit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check out my radishes
Original Lyrics:
Check out my gravel pit
 
2010s
Adele's, "Send My Love (to Your New Lover)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I'm Sir Isaac
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm so rising
Alsion Moyet's, "Beautiful Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that a gun toting gay?
Is that a gun toting gay?
That's a wobble I rate
It’s the air that you take
Is that a gun toting gay?
Original Lyrics:
You’ve got a gun toting gait
You’ve got a gun toting gait
That’s a walk that I rate
It’s the effort you take
You’ve got a gun toting gait
Fall Out Boy's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm yours
When the gravy pours
Stay thirsty like before
Don't you know that the kids aren't all, the kids aren't alright
Original Lyrics:
I'll be yours
When it rains it pours
Stay thirsty like before
Don't you know that the kids aren't all, the kids aren't alright
Kendrick Lamar's, "King Kunta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Which way you and I was walking?
Original Lyrics:
Bitch, where you when I was walking?
Linkin Park's, "A Line in the Sand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your truth woke up
Original Lyrics:
Your truth will come
 
country
Oasis', "Wonderwall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today, is gonna be the day, that they're gonna put a bag on you.
Original Lyrics:
Today, is gonna be the day, that they're gonna throw it back to you.
 
xmas
Bette Midler's, "Cool Yule"
Misheard Lyrics:
And fill the stuffing by the fireplace
Original Lyrics:
And fill the stockings by the fireplace
Traditional's, "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Park the heron angels sting
Original Lyrics:
Hark! The herald angels sing
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then we got on socks
Original Lyrics:
And then we got upsot
Traditional's, "Jolly Old St. Nicolas"
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks dolls are Polly
Original Lyrics:
She thinks dolls are folly

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