Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for October 23, 2017

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Fortunate Son" Misheard Lyrics: Some folks in heaven Original Lyrics: Some folks inherit	Janis Joplin's, "Me and Bobby McGee" Misheard Lyrics: Busted flap an' battin' rudes Bobby thumbed adeeso dan Original Lyrics: Busted flat in Baton Rouge Bobby thumbed a diesel down
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man" Misheard Lyrics: Secret Asian man Original Lyrics: secret agent man	The Seekers', "Chilly Winds" Misheard Lyrics: Ooooo! I'm gonna love you when I'm gone Original Lyrics: Who's gonna love you when I'm gone?
The Supremes', "Stop! In the Name of Love" Misheard Lyrics: Take an oval Original Lyrics: Think it over

1970s
Badfinger's, "Carry On to Tomorrow" Misheard Lyrics: There's no reason to the fact Original Lyrics: There's no reason to look back	Bee Gees', "Stayin' Alive" Misheard Lyrics: We can try 2 undressed man The New York times erect demand Original Lyrics: We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man
Bee Gees', "Stayin' Alive" Misheard Lyrics: but the weasel's wearin' on my shoes Original Lyrics: Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes.	Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" Misheard Lyrics: Dip cheese gramps in briefs Original Lyrics: Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
Chic's, "Dance, Dance, Dance (Yowsah, Yowsah, Yowsah)" Misheard Lyrics: Let him hustle, too Original Lyrics: Latin hustle, too	Don McLean's, "Vincent" Misheard Lyrics: Morning feels November gray Original Lyrics: Morning fields of amber grain
Elton John's, "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" Misheard Lyrics: forget about an ointment ass these toes drain Original Lyrics: Get about as oiled as a diesel train	Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer" Misheard Lyrics: Hold me closer, Ted Danson Original Lyrics: Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer
Fleetwood Mac's, "Sara" Misheard Lyrics: Oooh, lazy, I'm doing the lazy Original Lyrics: Oooooooo, the laces, undoing the laces	Genesis', "A Trick of the Tail" Misheard Lyrics: Am I wrong to believe in the city of dope? Original Lyrics: Am I wrong to believe in the city of gold?
Joe Jackson's, "Is She Really Going Out with Him?" Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause I had my fill that's unusual Original Lyrics: 'Cause I had my fill...listen, you	Joe Jackson's, "Is She Really Going Out with Him?" Misheard Lyrics: There's a man that is marked down his dad Original Lyrics: There's a man there who's marked down as dead
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Tuesday's Gone" Misheard Lyrics: Ridin' my toothache Original Lyrics: Ride on Tuesday	Marvin Gaye's, "What's Going On" Misheard Lyrics: You see Warren's not the answer or You see warrant's not the answer Original Lyrics: You see war is not the answer
The Eagles', "Hotel California" Misheard Lyrics: My head grew heavy and my side grew damp Original Lyrics: My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim	The Rolling Stones', "Some Girls" Misheard Lyrics: Black girls just wanna get f*ed all night, I just don't have that much jam. Original Lyrics: Black girls just wanna get f*ed all night, I just don't have that much time
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" Misheard Lyrics: Matin' the girls Flappin' their gills Some day mounting might git em but da law never will Original Lyrics: Straight'nin' the curve Flat'nin' the hills Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will.	Yes', "Tales from Topographic Oceans" Misheard Lyrics: This song is so gay Original Lyrics: Nous sommes des soleil

1980s
.38 Special's, "What If I'd Been the One?" Misheard Lyrics: Forty-five and you wanna say goodbye Original Lyrics: What if I'd been the one to say goodbye?	AC/DC's, "Back In Black" Misheard Lyrics: Want your p*ssy licked, just get out of my way Original Lyrics: Don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way
AC/DC's, "Let's Get It Up" Misheard Lyrics: Cruisin' on the seven seas A pirate on my Lebanese Original Lyrics: Cruisin' on the seven seas A pirate of my loving needs	AC/DC's, "You Shook Me All Night Long" Misheard Lyrics: I'm back in the rig to take another swig Original Lyrics: I'm back in the ring to take another swing
Cast of Les Miserables', "Master of the House" Misheard Lyrics: Nasty little house Original Lyrics: Master of the house	Def Leppard's, "Animal" Misheard Lyrics: And I want, and I need, and I love, animals Original Lyrics: And I want, and I need, and I lust, animal
Don Henley's, "The Boys of Summer" Misheard Lyrics: You got your pair slicked packed and your sway barrel groin Original Lyrics: You got your hair slicked back, and your Wayfarer's on	Hall & Oates', "Out of Touch" Misheard Lyrics: You're out of Dutch Original Lyrics: You're out of touch
Hall and Oates', "Family Man" Misheard Lyrics: She gave him her look that would have worked on any other matter of Original Lyrics: She gave him her look that would have worked on any other man around	Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal" Misheard Lyrics: Annie are you woke, hey? Are you woke, hey Annie? Original Lyrics: Annie are you okay? Annie are you okay? Are you okay?
Morrissey's, "Hairdresser on Fire" Misheard Lyrics: And you're just so dizzy, dizzy dizzy Original Lyrics: And you're just so busy, bussy bussy	Ozzy Osbourne's, "Flying High Again" Misheard Lyrics: I’m high again Original Lyrics: Flying high again
Robert Palmer's, "Simply Irresistible" Misheard Lyrics: She used to look forward to me Original Lyrics: She used to look good to me	Ultravox's, "Reap the Wild Wind" Misheard Lyrics: Oh, isolation where I once lived Original Lyrics: Oh, desolation where I once lived

1990s
Alias', "More Than Words Can Say" Misheard Lyrics: It's Steelheart, at 6 o'clock in the morning. To sleep without you. Original Lyrics: It's still hard, at 6 o'clock in the morning. To sleep without you.	Christina Aguilera's, "Genie in a Bottle" Misheard Lyrics: I am dreaming in the Bible Original Lyrics: I'm a genie in a bottle
John Mellencamp's, "Just Another Day" Misheard Lyrics: Bowe Bergdahl and Big Jim Picato Original Lyrics: Bobie Doll and Big Jim Picato	Mother Soundtrack's, "Bein' Friends" Misheard Lyrics: When you're looking for a shoulder you can nine on Original Lyrics: When you're looking for a shoulder you can cry on
Nightcrawlers', "Push the Feeling On" Misheard Lyrics: Elisa Good, Elisa good as you Original Lyrics: Their lives again Their lives to pull us through	Pearl Jam's, "Rear View Mirror" Misheard Lyrics: Soybeans, so much cleaver Original Lyrics: Saw things so much clearer.

2000s
Macy Gray's, "I Try" Misheard Lyrics: I wore goggles when your snot ear Original Lyrics: My world crumbles when you are not near.	S Club 7's, "Natural" Misheard Lyrics: It's all in the dentistry Original Lyrics: It's all in the chemistry
S Club 7's, "Never Had a Dream Come True" Misheard Lyrics: I lost the cents on time Original Lyrics: I lost a sense of time

2010s
Brockhampton's, "Follow" Misheard Lyrics: Anywhere I go, boys wanna f**k low Original Lyrics: Anywhere I go, boys wanna follow	Fall Out Boy's, "Centuries" Misheard Lyrics: Bruises on your thighs, leave my fingerchips Original Lyrics: The bruises on your thighs like my fingerprints
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse" Misheard Lyrics: So you wanna play with my dick? or So you wanna play with my jig? Original Lyrics: So you wanna play with magic?

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Dan Schutte's, "Here I Am Lord" Misheard Lyrics: Either lord of sea and sky Original Lyrics: I the Lord of sea and sky
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