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Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for October 12, 2017

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1950s
Danny and the Juniors', "At the Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go do the hop (oh baby)
Original Lyrics:
Let's go to the hop (oh baby)
 
1970s
AC/DC's, "Highway to Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only highway to hell
Original Lyrics:
I'm on a highway to hell
Billy Joel's, "Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nigger can't drive in a Cadillac
But at least he can polish the fenders
Original Lyrics:
If he can't drive with a broken back
At least he can polish the fenders
Carpenters', "Ticket to Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken to ride
Original Lyrics:
Ticket to ride
Misheard Lyrics:
In my dreams I saw the bomber jet planes riding shotgun in the sky
Original Lyrics:
And I dreamed I saw the bombers and planes riding shotgun in the sky.
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Free Bird"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I leave with her tomorrow.
Would you still remember me?
For I must speeding truck now.
'Cause just two minutes play I've gotta see.
If I stayed here with you.
Original Lyrics:
If I leave here tomorrow.
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on, now.
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl.
Mud's, "Tiger Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
...that's right, that's right
I really love your dynamite
Original Lyrics:
...that's right, that's right
I really love your tiger light
Mud's, "Tiger Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your flesh, your bones, your light is just what you like
Original Lyrics:
Well, flash your warning lights just as long as you like
Peter Frampton's, "Doobie Wah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your hand into my rear
What you found?
Original Lyrics:
Put your hand in the lottery
What you found?
Sherbet's, "Howzat"
Misheard Lyrics:
How how how sad
You missed a bout I called you out
How sad
Original Lyrics:
How how howzat
You messed about I caught you out
Howzat
Styx's, "Babe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Babe I'm leaving, I'll say you want again.
And someone try to snot.
I know they feeding but trying to forget.
Before it for a while.
'Cause I'll be lonely without you.
And I'll need your love you see me too.
So, please believe me, my heart is in your hands.
'Cause I'll be missing you.
Babe, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
Babe I'm leaving, I'll say it once again.
And somehow try to smile.
I know the feeling we're trying to forget.
If only for a while.
'Cause I'll be lonely without you.
And I'll need your love to see me through.
Please believe me, my heart is in your hands.
'Cause I'll be missing you.
Babe, I love you.
Styx's, "Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna be a new kind of man
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna be a blue collar man
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers', "Here Comes My Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is out on me tonight
Original Lyrics:
She is all I need tonight
Misheard Lyrics:
Say there ain't no cents
Original Lyrics:
Say there ain't no sense
Misheard Lyrics:
Say there ain't no cents
Original Lyrics:
Say there ain't no sense
Vicki Lawrence's, "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he got met and he's so rare
And Annie said "Boy, don't lose your hair"
'Cause to tell you the truth, I ain't with her myself
Original Lyrics:
Now he got mad and he saw red
And Andy said "Boy, don't lose your head"
'Cause to tell you the truth, I've been with her myself
Wizzard's, "See My Baby Jive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me warn you, mate, coming down the street just to see my baby drive
Original Lyrics:
every one you meet coming down the street just to see my baby jive
 
1980s
Asia's, "Here Comes the Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I'd die
Why, all the reasons dearly bade me
Original Lyrics:
I thought I'd die, why?
All the reasons still evade me
Bon Jovi's, "In and Out of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
In and out a lot
Original Lyrics:
In and out of love
Bruce Springsteen's, "Cover Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
This whole world is out there just trying to snore.
Original Lyrics:
This whole world is out there just trying to score.
Dire Straits', "Money for Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah buddy, that's his own head
Original Lyrics:
Yeah buddy, that's his only care
Foreigner's, "Waiting for a Girl Like You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been waiting for a girl like you, your lover will survive.
I've been waiting for someone new to make me feel like.
Yeah, waiting for a girl like you to coming to my life.
I've been waiting, waiting for you.
Original Lyrics:
I've been waiting for a girl like you, your loving will survive.
I've been waiting for someone new to make me feel alive.
Yeah, waiting for a girl like you to come into my life.
I've been waiting, waiting for you.
Queen and David Bowie's, "Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the terror of Norway, what this world is about
Original Lyrics:
It's the terror of knowing, what the world is about
R.E.M.'s, "The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another problem has offered my nighttime
Original Lyrics:
Another prop has occupied my time
REO Speedwagon's, "Take It on the Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're under the girl so you take it on the run
Original Lyrics:
You're under the gun so you take it on the run
Robert Palmer's, "Simply Irresistible"
Misheard Lyrics:
She compromised my principal
Original Lyrics:
She compromised my principle
The Clash's, "The Crooked Beat"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a bird! It's a plane!
No - it's that dog Weinstein - Lane!
Original Lyrics:
It's a bird! It's a plane!
No - it's the dubwise stylee!
The Power Station's, "Some Like It Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
So let's turn up the heat 'til we cry
Original Lyrics:
So let's turn up the heat 'til we fry
The Stranglers', "Golden Brown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lays me down with my Manchurians
Original Lyrics:
Lays me down with my might she runs
Tina Turner's, "What's Love Got to Do with It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once love got to do, got to do with it
Original Lyrics:
What's love got to do, got to do with it
Tom Petty's, "I Won't Back Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want that dance.
Original Lyrics:
And I won't back down.
Van Halen's, "Drop Dead Legs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep throat moves
Original Lyrics:
Dig those moves
 
1990s
Catatonia's, "Road Rage"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's up to you boyo driving me crazy
Original Lyrics:
It's up to you boy, you're driving me crazy
Dr. Alban's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's that crack papa, no window?
Original Lyrics:
What's that crap papa-know-it-all?
Goo Goo Dolls', "Iris"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can't fight the cheese that ain't coming
Original Lyrics:
And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
INXS's, "Suicide Blonde"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soup inside a bun.
Original Lyrics:
Suicide blonde.
Jeremy Irons', "Be Prepared"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be prepared for the murderous Scar
Original Lyrics:
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Robbie Williams', "Millennium"
Misheard Lyrics:
An overdose of Christmas and give it up for Lance
Original Lyrics:
An overdose of Christmas and give it up for lent
Robbie Williams', "Millennium"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up and see these circles under my eyes!
Original Lyrics:
Get up and see the sarcasm in my eyes.
 
2000s
30 Seconds to Mars', "The Kill (Bury Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come break me down,
Marry me, bury me
Original Lyrics:
Come break me down,
Bury me, bury me
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baloney god cornflakes, c**k and a bullet
Original Lyrics:
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it.
System of a Down's, "Old School Hollywood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Gilardi eats 10 fee tolls
Original Lyrics:
Jack Gilardi's 10 feet tall
 
2010s
Adele's, "Send My Love (To Your New Lover)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello dear, will you wipe my butt?
Too much butter.
Gotta let go, of all of our woes
We both know we ain't kids no more
Original Lyrics:
Send my love to your new lover
Treat her better
We've gotta let go of all of our ghosts
We both know we ain't kids no more
Broadway Cast of Hamilton's, "Ten Duel Commandments"
Misheard Lyrics:
Most disputes die at number two
Original Lyrics:
Most disputes die and no one shoots
Commercial's, "Incredible !ndia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Incredible idiot
Original Lyrics:
Incredible !ndia
Disturbed's, "The Vengeful One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Souls sleep soundly in your beds tonight
Original Lyrics:
So sleep soundly in your beds tonight
Lana Del Rey's, "Kinda Outta Luck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before I get battered, I gotta get drunk
Original Lyrics:
Before I give back, I gotta get drunk
The Weeknd's, "Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with a starboy
Original Lyrics:
I'm a motherf**kin' starboy.
 
misc
Traditional's, "Rock-a-Bye Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rockaway baby
Original Lyrics:
rock-a-bye baby
Traditional's, "Sing a Song of Sixpence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing a song of suspense
Original Lyrics:
Sing a song of sixpence

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