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1950s
The Coasters', "Charlie Brown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jolly clown
Original Lyrics:
Charlie Brown
 
1960s
Boris Pickett's, "Monster Mash"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a match
Original Lyrics:
It was the mash
Sly and the Family Stone's, "Dance to the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dense to the music
Original Lyrics:
Dance to the music
Steppenwolf's, "Born to Be Wild"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fire all of your guns and once and
Heads float into space.
Original Lyrics:
Fire all your guns at once and
Explode into space.
The Beatles', "I'm So Tired"
Misheard Lyrics:
And curse the world around me
Original Lyrics:
And curse Sir Walter Raleigh.
Three Dog Night's, "Eli's Comin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eli's comin', honk your honker
Original Lyrics:
Eli's comin', hide your heart, girl
 
1970s
Barry Manilow's, "Can't Smile Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see I feel glad when you're glad.
I feel sad when you're sad.
If you only knew, but I worry to.
I just can't smile without you.
Original Lyrics:
You see I feel glad when you're glad.
I feel sad when you're sad.
If you only knew what I'm going through.
I just can't smile without you.
Bill Withers', "Lean on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lead somebody to Reno
Original Lyrics:
Need somebody to lean on
Carl Douglas', "Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sudden motion made me sick, now we're into a brand new stick
Original Lyrics:
A sudden motion made me skip, now we're into a brand new trip
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
They said an old guitar is all he can afford
Original Lyrics:
Left-handed old guitar is all he can afford
Gilbert O'Sullivan's, "Alone Again (Naturally)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to get off With a cock so badly broken Alone again Naturally
Original Lyrics:
And climbing to the top, will throw myself off.
Grand Funk Railroad's, "We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're comin' to your top We'll help your body adopt
Original Lyrics:
We're comin' to your town We'll help you party it down.
Jim Croce's, "I'll Have to Say I Love You in a Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope I didn't make it
Original Lyrics:
I hope I didn't wake you
Led Zeppelin's, "Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you need cool air,
Original Lyrics:
Baby, You need coolin', baby I'm not foolin'
 
1980s
Cast of 'Sesame Street''s, "Somebody Come and Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody come and ride the rides
Original Lyrics:
Somebody come and rhyme the rhymes
Misheard Lyrics:
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad, brad, for you too
Original Lyrics:
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too
Cast of 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show''s, "Hot Patootie - Bless My Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Opportunity, vex my soul
Original Lyrics:
Hot patootie, bless my soul
Cast of 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show''s, "Science Fiction/Double Feature"
Misheard Lyrics:
See androids fighting
Rather Janet
And Francis stars in
Forbidden Planet
Original Lyrics:
See androids fighting
Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in
Forbidden Planet
Dionne & Friends', "That's What Friends are For"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so, by the way, I vacuum
Original Lyrics:
And so, by the way, I thank you
Dire Straits', "Walk of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny singing oldie stories
Original Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies
Kenny Loggins', "Danger Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take a right into the danger zone
Original Lyrics:
I'll take you right into the danger zone
Lindsey Buckingham's, "Holiday Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woah-woah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Woah-woah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Original Lyrics:
Holiday Road
Holiday Road
Prince's, "Raspberry Beret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brass spherical bed, the kind you find in a second hand store
Original Lyrics:
Raspberry beret, the kind you find in a second hand store
Surface's, "Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only you can make it happen
Original Lyrics:
Only you can make me happy
Taco's, "Puttin' on the Ritz"
Misheard Lyrics:
High hops and arrow colors
White stalks and lots of dollars
Original Lyrics:
High hats and narrow collars
White spats and lots of dollars
The Pretenders', "Brass in Pocket"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna use my arse
Gonna use my legs
Gonna use my style
Gonna use my sausage
Original Lyrics:
Gonna use my arms
Gonna use my legs
Gonna use my style
Gonna use my sidestep
UB40's, "Red Red Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bread, bread wine
Steak lobster meat
Original Lyrics:
Red, red wine
Stay close to me
 
1990s
Cast of 'Sesame Street''s, "That's How We Got Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
The flowers are here
Original Lyrics:
That's how we got here
Commercial's, "Meow Mix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't get that prank
Original Lyrics:
Don't get that, Frank
Geggy Tah's, "Whoever You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the mic is gagging Todd
With a whole lot more of Aaliyah
Let us hear ya let us hear ya
With a big echoing Allah
Original Lyrics:
On the mic is Geggy Tah
But a whole lot more of all of ya
Let us hear ya, let us hear ya
In a big echoing holla
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mambo number fat
Original Lyrics:
Mambo number five
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
To lick your hot and taste your hip.
Original Lyrics:
To lick your heart and taste your health.
Rihanna's, "Please Don't Stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weasel stomping music
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music
Sting's, "Soul Cages"
Misheard Lyrics:
One asshole in the soul cages
Original Lyrics:
One less soul in the soul cages
Theme Songs', "The Powerpuff Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buttercup, and she's a topless spider
Original Lyrics:
Buttercup, and she's the toughest fighter
 
2000s
Better Than Ezra's, "Juicy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're like a 7-Eleven
Original Lyrics:
You're like a salve on a leper
Commercial's, "Cellino & Barnes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cellino & Barnes, go into the attorneys
Original Lyrics:
Cellino & Barnes, the injury attourneys
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you've got cornflakes cookin' in pudding
Original Lyrics:
A loaded god complex
Cock it and pull it
Foo Fighters', "Times Like These"
Misheard Lyrics:
To a stay-home runaway.
Original Lyrics:
Do I stay or run away?
Hoobastank's, "The Reason"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another perfect person.
There's many things I wish I didn't go.
But I continue learning.I never meant to do those things to you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a perfect person.
There's many things I wish I didn't do.
But I continue learning.I never meant to do those things to you.
Jay-Z's, "Big Pimpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big pimpin' spread the cheeks
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin' spending G's
 
2010s
Demi Lovato's, "Give Your Heart a Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
The day I'm to meet you.
You told me never falling love.
Now that I get you.
Original Lyrics:
The day I first met you.
You told me you'd never fall in love.
But now that I get you.
Imagine Dragons', "Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You made me a, you made me
in Cleveland, in Cleveland
(Pain, pain)  You break me down, you build me up,
in Cleveland, in Cleveland
(Pain)…
Original Lyrics:
You made me a, you made me a believer, believer  (Pain, pain)  You break me down, you build me up, believer, believer  (Pain)…
Khalid 's, "Young Dumb & Broke"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young dumb drunk high school kids.
Original Lyrics:
Young dumb broke high school kids.
Lorde's, "The Louvre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Megaphone to my chest
Broadcast the boom boom boom boom and make your mum dance to it
Original Lyrics:
Megaphone to my chest
Broadcast the boom boom boom boom and make 'em all dance to it
Luke Bryan's, "Strip It Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything I need and some wine and cottage cheese
Original Lyrics:
Everything I need in them white cotton sheets
Rick Ross, ft. Drake and Chrisette Michele's, "Aston Martin Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't that a freeway, Kiss me and my baby, In our ride Kiss me in my butt, You're my reason whut
Original Lyrics:
Breezing down the freeway/Just me and my baby/In our ride Just me and my boss, No worries at all
Walk the Moon's, "Shut Up and Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
This wonton is my destiny.
Original Lyrics:
This woman is my destiny.
 
country
Jon Pardi's, "Heartache on the Dance Floor"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a hot egg on the dance floor
Original Lyrics:
She was a heartache on the dance floor
 
misc
Taylor Swift's, "Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's taking off his clothes
Original Lyrics:
He's taking off his coat

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