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1960s
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Bad Moon Rising"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go out tonight
It's bound to take your life
There in the bathroom on the right
Original Lyrics:
Don't go around tonight
Well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise
The Beach Boys', "Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the pink slip, Daddy.
Original Lyrics:
I got a big-slip Daddy
The Beatles', "Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl with colitus goes by
Original Lyrics:
The girl with kalaidescope eyes
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Take A Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are your arms too free?
Take a chance on me
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Boston's, "More Than a Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I think you're dreaming
Original Lyrics:
And I begin dreaming
Carl Douglas', "Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those CATS were fast as lightning.
Misheard Lyrics:
Cranberry, keep on burnin'
Original Lyrics:
Proud Mary, keep on burnin'
Marshall Tucker Band's, "Heard It in a Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurting in a love song
Original Lyrics:
Heard it in a love song
The Doors', "Roadhouse Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save us today
Original Lyrics:
Save our city
 
1980s
Billy Joel's, "The Downeaster 'Alexa'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got bills to pay and children who need booze
Original Lyrics:
I got bills to pay and children who need clothes
Culture Club's, "It's a Miracle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza miracle
Original Lyrics:
It's a Miracle
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "Let's Groove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, Price is Right
Original Lyrics:
Baby, slice is right
Eddie Rabbitt's, "I Love a Rainy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lover in the night.
Original Lyrics:
I love a rainy night.
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a seen I'm a sound of Microsoft
Original Lyrics:
Mama-se, mama-sa, mama-coo-sa
Paul Young's, "Everytime You Go Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time you go away.
You take a piece of meat with you.
Original Lyrics:
Every time you go away.
You take a piece of me with you.
Prince's, "Raspberry Beret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad spiritual girl!
or
Rad spiritual girl!
Original Lyrics:
Raspberry beret
R.E.M.'s, "We Walk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take oasis, Morag's bathing
Original Lyrics:
Take oasis, Marat's bathing.
Richard Marx's, "Hold On to the Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm helplessly awake
Original Lyrics:
I'm helplessly aware
Soul II Soul's, "Back To Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I live at the top of the globe.
No more room for troubles above.
Original Lyrics:
I live at the top of the block.
No more room for trouble or fuss.
Talk Talk's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
How much do you do?
Convince yourself, it's my life
Original Lyrics:
How much do you
Commit yourself?
It's my life
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as Kilimanjaro rises above Estelle Getty
Original Lyrics:
As long as Kilimanjaro rises above the Serengeti
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
He turned to me as if to say, hurry up! It's the boys for you.
It's gonna be alright to take me away from you.
Original Lyrics:
He turned to me as if to say, hurry boy, it's waiting there for you.
It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you.
 
1990s
Blind Melon's, "No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I like to keep my jeans dry today
Original Lyrics:
You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today
Misheard Lyrics:
And Donna Sue, like the desserts miss the rain.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been hanging around your only dress.
Original Lyrics:
I've been hanging around your old address.
Everything But The Girl's, "Troubled Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
With your troubled mind, it's like a good string running through my life.
Original Lyrics:
With your troubled mind you're like a goods train running through my life.
Foo Fighters', "This Is a Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
Them balloons are pretty, bigots say they should
Original Lyrics:
Them balloons are pretty big
And say they should.
Nirvana's, "Something in the Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath the bridge
Diaper's sprung a leak
Original Lyrics:
Underneath the bridge
The tarp has sprung a leak
Proclaimers', "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stick it up ya
Original Lyrics:
Da da da da
REM's, "Shiny Happy People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in your hardware tomorrow shines
Original Lyrics:
Put it in your heart where tomorrow shines
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Love Rollercoaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roll a poster
Original Lyrics:
Rollercoaster
The Black Crowes', "Nonfiction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Rod Gardner
Original Lyrics:
I'm no gardener
Trippin' Daisy's, "Raindrop"
Misheard Lyrics:
It took care of me, it's a cure
Original Lyrics:
Insecurity, insecure
Weezer's, "Pink Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
See a Swede in floral prints
Original Lyrics:
See a sweet in floral prints
 
2000s
Beenie Man feat. Janet's, "Feel it Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you'll be my Quinn
Original Lyrics:
And you'll be my queen
Coldplay's, "Fix You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuck Henry III
Original Lyrics:
Stuck in reverse
Darren Hayes 's, "California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been working up the courage to call you on here.
Original Lyrics:
I've been working up the courage to call you all year.
Eve feat. Alicia Keys', "Gangsta Lovin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's that Cakester lovin'
Original Lyrics:
It's that gangsta lovin'
Fall Out Boy's, "Miss Missing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, you were my biggest fan
Original Lyrics:
Baby, you were my picket fence
Fall Out Boy's, "The Phoenix"
Misheard Lyrics:
So we can take the world back from a heart attack
One minute, I got the time, we will take it back
Original Lyrics:
So we can take the world back from the heart-attacked
One maniac at a time we will take it back
Ne-Yo's, "Miss Independent"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause she walk like a box talk like a box
Original Lyrics:
Cause she walk like a boss talk like a boss
Norah Jones', "Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is drenched in white
Original Lyrics:
My heart is drenched in wine
Outkast's, "Bombs Over Baghdad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pop up music and engine revival
Original Lyrics:
Power music, electric revival
Theme Songs', "Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then rub on a dick and float like a fish
Original Lyrics:
Then drop to the deck and flop like a fish!
 
2010s
Fall Out Boy's, "The Phoenix"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is won, the war is begun
Release the dust, surrender now
Original Lyrics:
The war is won before it’s begun
Release the doves, surrender love
Imagine Dragons', "Monster"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only a man with a candle to guide me
Original Lyrics:
I'm only a man with a chamber who got me
Imagine Dragons', "Radioactive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel it in my bones, love to make my sister moan.
Original Lyrics:
I feel it in my bones, enough to make my systems blow.
Sam Hunt's, "Body Like a Back Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Body like a bad girl
Driving with my a**hole ...
Original Lyrics:
Body like a back road
Driving with my eyes closed
Troye Sivan's, "Wild"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too long till I come in your hands
Original Lyrics:
Too long till I drown in your hands
 
misc
Carl 'Alfalfa' Switzer's, "I'm Through With Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I must! And you were no one
Original Lyrics:
For I must have you or no one

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