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Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for August 29, 2017

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1970s
10cc's, "I'm Not in Love "
Misheard Lyrics:
Requesting quiet
Original Lyrics:
Big boys don't cry
Andrew Gold's, "Thank You for Being a Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for being depressed
Original Lyrics:
Thank you for being a friend
Carl Carlton's, "Everlasting Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the very storm
Original Lyrics:
From the very start
Carpenters', "(They Long to Be) Close to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why does Burns suddenly appear?
Original Lyrics:
Why do birds suddenly appear?
Carpenters', "Bless the Beasts and Children"
Misheard Lyrics:
For in this world they have no boys
Original Lyrics:
For in this world they have no voice
Carpenters', "Yesterday Once More"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they get to the park
Original Lyrics:
When they get to the part
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Lookin' Out My Back Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
memories and elephants are playing in the band
Original Lyrics:
Tambourines and elephants are playin' in the band.
Misheard Lyrics:
You said you look like so fine of standing young man.
I think you do.
So I took off my hat, I said Maggie May.
He would be working for you.
Original Lyrics:
He said you look like a fine upstanding young man.
I think you'll do.
So I took off my hat, I said imagine that.
Huh! Me working for you.
Jethro Tull's, "Bungle in the Jungle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well let's bungle in the jungle.
Original Lyrics:
Well it's bungle in the jungle.
King Harvest's, "Dancing in the Moonlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's dancing in Mumbai
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's dancing in the moonlight
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded by the Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
and little Early Burley gave my anus curly whirly.
Original Lyrics:
And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-whirly.
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
But that doesn't mean I love you last
Original Lyrics:
But that doesn't mean I love you less
Morris Albert's, "Feelings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feelings, for all my love of feelings.
I wish I've never let you go.
You'll never come again.
Feelings, feelings like I never love you.
And feelings like I never have you.
Original Lyrics:
Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it.
I wish I've never met you, girl.
You'll never come again.
Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you.
And feelings like I've never have you.
ZZ Top's, "Pearl Necklace"
Misheard Lyrics:
She won a pair o' neck breasts.
Original Lyrics:
She wants a pearl necklace
 
1980s
Bette Midler's, "Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
It must have been Corday in my shadow
Original Lyrics:
It must have been cold there in my shadow
Eddie Money's, "Roll It Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of course it's going down the dream
Original Lyrics:
Of course it's going down the drain
Freeez's, "IOU"
Misheard Lyrics:
You treat me bad, I feel like taking baths
Original Lyrics:
You treat me bad, I feel like second best
Queen's, "Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eats for every one of us
Original Lyrics:
It's for every one of us
Ronnie Milsap's, "Tough Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just let 'em call your blood
Original Lyrics:
Just let 'em call your bluff
 
1990s
69 Boyz's, "Tootsee Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cotton candy Swedish gold
Original Lyrics:
Cotton candy, sweetie go!
Commercial's, "The Arbor Day Foundation: Trees are Terrific!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreams are terrific!
Original Lyrics:
Trees are terrific!
Goodnight Nurse's, "Death Goes To Disco"
Misheard Lyrics:
Midnight, and I'm dancing with the devil
She wished to offer you a refund
Original Lyrics:
Midnight, and I'm dancing with the devil
She whispers thoughts of pure evil
Lenny Kravitz's, "Rock and Roll Is Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock and Roll Easter
Original Lyrics:
Rock and roll is dead
Monica's, "For You I Will"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will cost the ocean for you
Original Lyrics:
I will cross the ocean for you
R. Kelly's, "I Believe I Can Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe I can cry
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
Rednex's, "Cotton Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crack Night Joe
Original Lyrics:
Cotton Eye Joe
Seal's, "Fly Like An Eagle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna cry like an eagle
Original Lyrics:
I wanna fly like an eagle
Spin Doctors', "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta miss, gotta miss campy romp
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss, Little Miss can't be wrong
 
2000s
'N Sync's, "It's Gonna Be Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
That it made you believe in no man, no crime
Original Lyrics:
That it made you believe in no man, no cry
Alter Bridge's, "Metalingus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Namaste, Denis Leary
Original Lyrics:
On this day, I see clearly
Bad Religion's, "I Love My Computer "
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Mike Aputer, you make feel alright.
Every waking hour, and every lovely night.
Original Lyrics:
I love my computer, you make feel alright.
Every waking hour, and every lonely night.
Bad Religion's, "I Love My Computer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love my computer, you make feel a right.
Every waking har, and every lonely night.
Original Lyrics:
I love my computer, you make feel alright.
Every waking hour, and every lonely night.
Cylob's, "Cut the Midrange Drop the Bass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pump up the volume, f*** the house
Kick the ballistics, move the crowd
Jack off to the sound of the underground
Don't stop until the break of day
Original Lyrics:
Pump up the volume, rock the house
Kick the ballistics, move the crowd
Jack to the sound of the underground
Don't stop until the break of day
DMX's, "X Gonna Give It to Ya"
Misheard Lyrics:
First we're gonna f**k, then we're gonna roll
Original Lyrics:
First we're gonna rock, then we're gonna roll
Metallica's, "The Day That Never Comes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a thought and a word
Original Lyrics:
Love is a four-letter word
Panic at the Disco's, "The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swirl it, shake it up
Original Lyrics:
Swear to shake it up
System of a Down's, "Old School Hollywood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Gilardi eats 10 fee tolls
Original Lyrics:
Jack Gilardi's ten feet tall
The Black Angels', "Prodigal Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
You Sara's, yeah, you welcome us
Original Lyrics:
You scare us, yeah, you welcome us
 
2010s
Charlie Puth's, "Attention"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throwin' that turtle in the air
Original Lyrics:
Throwing that dirt all on my name
Charlie Puth's, "Attention"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a turd around my neck!
Original Lyrics:
Throwing that dirt all on my name
Charlie Puth's, "Attention"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just want a session
Original Lyrics:
You just want attention
Ed Sheeran's, "Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're shaped like a magnitude
Original Lyrics:
We push and pull like a magnet do
Halsey's, "Gasoline"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think there's a fart in my coat
Original Lyrics:
I think there's a fault in my code
The Black Angels', "I Hear Colors"
Misheard Lyrics:
Icy colors rowing just like vines
Original Lyrics:
I see colors rolling just like vines
Wynter Gordon's, "Dirty Talk"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have no hair gel
Original Lyrics:
I have no angel
Wynter Gordon's, "Dirty Talk"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have no ouija
Original Lyrics:
I have no angel
 
misc
Traditional's, "Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barbara Black Sheep
Original Lyrics:
Baa Baa Black Sheep
Traditional's, "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit shoulders, knees and toes
Original Lyrics:
head, shoulders, knees and toes
Traditional's, "Oats, Peas, Beans and Barley Grow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oats beats me and Barney grows
Original Lyrics:
Oats, peas, beans and barley grow
Traditional's, "Old MacDonald Had a Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old MacDonald had it far
Original Lyrics:
Old MacDonald had a farm

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