Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for August 15, 2017

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
The Beatles', "A Day in the Life" Misheard Lyrics: I just had to lend a hand Original Lyrics: I just had to la-ugh

1970s
ABBA's, "Chiquitita" Misheard Lyrics: You'll be dancing once again Like an ambulance Original Lyrics: You'll be dancing once again And the pain will end	Carole King's, "I Feel the Earth Move" Misheard Lyrics: Meddled as the month of May Original Lyrics: Mellow as the month of May
Dobie Gray's, "Drift Away" Misheard Lyrics: Give me The Beach Boys and free my soul. I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away. Beginning to fact that I'm wasting time. I don't understand the things I do. The world outside looks so unkind. I'm counting on you to carry me through. Original Lyrics: Give me the beat boys and free my soul. I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away. Beginning to think that I'm wasting time. I don't understand the things I do. The world outside looks so unkind. I'm counting on you to carry me through.	Frankie Valli's, "My Eyes Adored You" Misheard Lyrics: My eyes of Georgia. Original Lyrics: My eyes adored you.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy" Misheard Lyrics: Like a limestone cowboy Original Lyrics: Like a rhinestone cowboy	John Denver's, "Annie's Song" Misheard Lyrics: Like a Sleep-Evil Lotion Original Lyrics: Like a sleepy blue ocean
John Denver's, "Annie's Song" Misheard Lyrics: You build up my fences, like a KNIGHT in the forest Original Lyrics: You filled up my senses, like a night in a forest	John Denver's, "Annie's Song" Misheard Lyrics: You fill up my bathtub Original Lyrics: You fill up my senses
The Doors', "Riders on the Storm" Misheard Lyrics: If you give this man a ride, sweet Emily will die Original Lyrics: Give this man a ride, sweet memory will die

1980s
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes" Misheard Lyrics: Dog train, dog smoke Original Lyrics: Don't drink, don't smoke	Billy Joel's, "Pressure" Misheard Lyrics: And you cannot have depression Original Lyrics: And you cannot handle pressure
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl" Misheard Lyrics: She's been living in her white man's world Original Lyrics: She's been living in her white bread world	Bryan Adams', "Heaven" Misheard Lyrics: I've been waiting for so long. For something to ride. For love to come along. Now my dreams are coming true. From the good times to the bad. Yeah, I'll be standing there, I knew. Original Lyrics: I've been waiting for so long. For something to arrive. For love to come along. Now our dreams are coming true. Through the good times and the bad. Yeah, I'll be standing there by you.
Don Henley's, "The Boys of Summer" Misheard Lyrics: I can see you Your Browns game shining in the sun. Original Lyrics: I can see you Your brown skin shining in the sun.	Eddie Money's, "Shakin'" Misheard Lyrics: Blew out the speakers in her dirty sweaty hole Original Lyrics: Blew out the speakers in her daddy's stereo
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Calling America" Misheard Lyrics: Calling a married girl. That's where she has to be. Calling a married girl. She left her lover for me! (Do, do-do do-do-do, do, do-do do-do-do) Original Lyrics: Calling America. That's where she has to be. Calling America. She left her number for me.	Eurythmics', "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" Misheard Lyrics: Speak trees are made of tyres Who am I to Tissot dreams Scrambled the world in the seventeen Original Lyrics: Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas
Foreigner's, "I Don't Want to Live Without You" Misheard Lyrics: I'm longing for the time I'm longing for the day When I'll be giving you this heart of mine Beneath me when I say Original Lyrics: I'm longing for the time I'm longing for the day When I'll be giving you this heart of mine Believe me when I say	Great White's, "Rock Me" Misheard Lyrics: There is nothing left to lose. But next belongs to you. Original Lyrics: There is nothing left to do. But make sweet love to you.
Linkin Park's, "Crawling" Misheard Lyrics: These wound they finding Nemo Original Lyrics: These wounds they will not heal	Madness', "Our House" Misheard Lyrics: Father haves his someday mess Mother's tired she needs a rest The kids are playing up those stairs Sister staying in those s***s Original Lyrics: Father wears his Sunday best Mother's tired she needs a rest The kids are playing up downstairs Sister's sighing in her sleep
Metallica's, "Disposable Heroes" Misheard Lyrics: F**king a machine gun fire Original Lyrics: Barking of machine gun fire	Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" Misheard Lyrics: I'm the same, I'm the song, that Michael sung Original Lyrics: Mama-se, mama-sa, mama-coo-sa
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" Misheard Lyrics: Mama say, mama saw, mama applesauce Original Lyrics: Ma-ma se, ma-ma sa, ma-ma coo sa.	Phil Collins and Philip Bailey's, "Easy Lover" Misheard Lyrics: She's an easy llama. Original Lyrics: She's an easy lover
The Pointer Sisters', "He's So Shy" Misheard Lyrics: Please don't shout Original Lyrics: He's so shy	Tina Turner's, "Better Be Good to Me" Misheard Lyrics: Should I be fractured by your lack of devotion? Shit ass! Shit ass! Original Lyrics: Should I be fractured by your lack of devotion? Should I? Should I?

1990s
98 Degrees', "The Hardest Thing" Misheard Lyrics: Like Dr. Chicago Original Lyrics: Like Dr. Zhivago	Blind Melon's, "No Rain" Misheard Lyrics: You know I'd like to keep my teenage driving days.... Original Lyrics: You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
Megadeth's, "Train of Consequences" Misheard Lyrics: Tuning up your radio as I'm slave to the tracks Original Lyrics: My thinking is derailed I'm tied up to the tracks	Nightcrawlers', "Push The Feeling On" Misheard Lyrics: It's a line again, It's a line a poon a scoon. Original Lyrics: Their lives again, Their li-pull us through
Our Lady Peace's, "One Man Army" Misheard Lyrics: I began falling I began farting Like a one man army Original Lyrics: I began falling I began marching Like a one man army	Roxette's, "Dangerous" Misheard Lyrics: I'm not addicted to coco even tonight Original Lyrics: I'm not attracted to go-go deeper tonight.
Theme Songs', "7th Heaven" Misheard Lyrics: Sell them heaven Original Lyrics: 7th Heaven

2000s
DMX's, "X Gonna Give It to Ya" Misheard Lyrics: First we're gonna f*** Then we're gonna roll Original Lyrics: First we're gonna rock Then we're gonna roll	Girl in a Coma's, "Celibate Now" Misheard Lyrics: She's... just like a restroom Original Lyrics: She's...just like the rest of them
Job for a Cowboy's, "Entombment of a Machine" Misheard Lyrics: Preheat burgers Original Lyrics: Only murmurs	Justin Timberlake's, "Rock Your Body" Misheard Lyrics: I can't wait to have you in my arse Original Lyrics: I can't wait to have you in my arms
Metallica's, "Some Kind of Monster" Misheard Lyrics: Ominous, I've been us!! Original Lyrics: Ominous, I'm in us!!	Mundy's, "Galway Girl" Misheard Lyrics: But she fell in love with a Mexican Original Lyrics: But she fell in love with an English man
Usher's, "U Got it Bad" Misheard Lyrics: U got a, U got a bag Original Lyrics: U got it, U got it bad

2010s
Bruno Mars', "24K Magic" Misheard Lyrics: Get your freaking hands up ready move Original Lyrics: Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon	Bruno Mars', "24K Magic" Misheard Lyrics: K-Pop Original Lyrics: Keep up
Charlie Puth's, "Attention" Misheard Lyrics: Running round runnin' round throwing that turtle on my neck Original Lyrics: You've been runnin' round, runnin' round, runnin' round throwin' that dirt all on my name	Ed Sheeran's, "Shape of You" Misheard Lyrics: Come on be my baby gumba Original Lyrics: Come on, be my baby, come on
Ed Sheeran's, "Shape of You" Misheard Lyrics: Come on, be my baby kumera Original Lyrics: Come on, be my baby, come on	Elle King's, "Ex's And Oh's" Misheard Lyrics: One, two, three, they're gonna run back to me 'Cause I'm the best baby that they never got a key or One, two, three, they're gonna run back to me 'Cause I'm they best baby that they never got a kid Original Lyrics: One, two, three, they gonna run back to me'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep.
Shinedown's, "Cut the Cord" Misheard Lyrics: Cut the cards! Original Lyrics: Cut the cord!

country
Kip Moore's, "More Girls Like You" Misheard Lyrics: So God made girls like you make guys like me Wanna reach for the battle star, set it on a ring, Put it on your hand grab a piece of ham And raise a few More girls like you. Original Lyrics: So God made girls like you make guys like me Wanna reach for the brightest star, set it on a ring, Put it on your hand grab a piece of land And raise a few More girls like you.
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