Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for July 31, 2017

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1970s
Bee Gees', "How Deep Is Your Love?" Misheard Lyrics: How deep is your glove? Original Lyrics: How deep is your love?	Cat Stevens', "Where Do the Children Play?" Misheard Lyrics: But tell me, why do the children play? Original Lyrics: But tell me, where do the children play?
Eagles', "Take It to the Limit" Misheard Lyrics: Take it to the linens one more time Original Lyrics: Take it to the limit one more time	Edwin Starr's, "War" Misheard Lyrics: What is a cure for? Original Lyrics: What is it good for?
Hall & Oates', "Rich Girl" Misheard Lyrics: How did I out of Lorraine? Original Lyrics: High and dry out of the rain	Minnie Riperton's, "Lovin' You" Misheard Lyrics: Loving you, I see your soul come shining through. And every day that we, ooh. I'm more in loving you. Original Lyrics: Loving you, I see your soul come shining through. And every day that we, ooh. I'm more in love with you.
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody" Misheard Lyrics: I'm just a poor bot. Original Lyrics: I'm just a poor boy.	Steve Miller Band's, "Jet Airliner" Misheard Lyrics: We're going down in a line up Original Lyrics: Big ol' jet airliner
Sugarloaf's, "Green-Eyed Lady" Misheard Lyrics: Meet that lady Original Lyrics: green-eyed lady	Yes', "Roundabout" Misheard Lyrics: Twenty-four before my love: Lucy, I'll be there with you! Original Lyrics: Twenty-four before my love you'll see I'll be there with you

1980s
Dire Straits', "Money for Nothing" Misheard Lyrics: Yeah buddy, that's his own hair Original Lyrics: Yeah buddy, that's his only care	Journey's, "Faithfully" Misheard Lyrics: We all need the clowns to make us laugh Original Lyrics: We all need the clowns To make us smile.
Journey's, "Who's Crying Now" Misheard Lyrics: One large piece of pie Original Lyrics: One love feeds the fire	Kraftwerk's, "The Robots" Misheard Lyrics: Yeah/that boy's modern, Yeah/that boy's robot thinking Original Lyrics: Ya Tvoj Sluga, Ya Tvoj Rabotnik
Madonna's, "Like a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Just like a friend Your boys can take me there Original Lyrics: Just like a prayer Your voice can take me there	Robert Palmer's, "Addicted to Love" Misheard Lyrics: Might as well face it, you're a dick with a mud Original Lyrics: Might as well face it, you're addicted to love
The Clash's, "Rock the Casbah" Misheard Lyrics: Fundamentally cardated! Original Lyrics: Fundamentally he can't take it	The Proclaimers', "I Will Walk 500 Miles" Misheard Lyrics: Just to be the man who walks five thousand miles to fall down at your door Original Lyrics: Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to fall down at your door

1990s
Bell Biv DeVoe's, "Poison" Misheard Lyrics: Bad girl is poison Original Lyrics: That girl is poison	Jennifer Paige's, "Crush" Misheard Lyrics: It's just a little crunch Original Lyrics: It's just a little crush
Marilyn Manson's, "Cake and Sodomy" Misheard Lyrics: White trash get down on your knees Time for cake "inside of me" Original Lyrics: White trash get down on your knees Time for cake and sodomy	Nirvana's, "Lithium" Misheard Lyrics: Problem is Original Lyrics: Broken our mirrors
R.E.M.'s, "Drive" Misheard Lyrics: What if you walk around the cock? Original Lyrics: What if you rock around the clock?	R.E.M.'s, "Everybody Hurts" Misheard Lyrics: When you think you've had some lunch Original Lyrics: When you think you've had too much
R.E.M.'s, "Shiny Happy People" Misheard Lyrics: Meet me with the clown Original Lyrics: Meet me in the crowd	R.E.M.'s, "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" Misheard Lyrics: "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" is your Benadryl Original Lyrics: "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" is your benzedrine
Soundgarden's, "Spoonman" Misheard Lyrics: Come on, lock it up. or Come on, lock it out. or Come on, rock it out. or And the closest to the actual lyrics: Come on, whack it off. Original Lyrics: Come on, while I get off	Soundgarden's, "The Day I Tried to Live" Misheard Lyrics: Said seize the day, pull the trigger Drop the plate watch the rolling heads Original Lyrics: Said seize the day, pull the trigger Drop the blade and watch the rolling heads
Weezer's, "The Good Life" Misheard Lyrics: I don't want to be a nomad anymore. Original Lyrics: I don't want to be an old man anymore.

2000s
Beyonce's, "Single Ladies" Misheard Lyrics: I'm a cigarette Original Lyrics: All the single ladies	Coldplay's, "Fix You" Misheard Lyrics: Terry screams right in your face Original Lyrics: Tears stream down on your face
Commercial's, "Empire Carpet/Empire Today" Misheard Lyrics: Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, and five! (Today!) Original Lyrics: Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, Empire! (Today!)	Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar We're Going Down" Misheard Lyrics: I know you got context, stop getting bullied Original Lyrics: A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
John Mayer's, "Say" Misheard Lyrics: Better put it in crustaceans Original Lyrics: Better put it in quotations	John Mayer's, "Your Body Is a Wonderland" Misheard Lyrics: Your body is wobbly Original Lyrics: Your body is a wonderland
Mandy Moore's, "Crush" Misheard Lyrics: U2, everything I wish I did or YouTube, everything I wish I did Original Lyrics: You do everything I wish I did	Metallica's, "Shoot Me Again" Misheard Lyrics: Wake the sleeping toddler, let him sleep Original Lyrics: Wake the sleeping dog, no, let him sleep
Shrek's, "Karaoke Dance Party" Misheard Lyrics: I don't left the wild So that the dancers just won't hide You might like to hear my ogre A saturide, saturide Original Lyrics: I'm gonna add some bottom So that the dancers just won't hide You might like to hear my organ I said "Ride, Sally Ride"	System Of A Down's, "War?" Misheard Lyrics: Ou est mon sac Adidas ? Original Lyrics: We will fight the heathens.
TV Theme Song's, "The Verdict with Judge Hatchett" Misheard Lyrics: I was not the first one to throw up or I was not the first one to throw off Original Lyrics: I was not the first one to throw a rock

2010s
Charlie Puth's, "Attention" Misheard Lyrics: I know that dress is caramel Original Lyrics: I know that dress is karma	Charlie Puth's, "Attention" Misheard Lyrics: Rubbing that turd along my knee Original Lyrics: Throwing that dirt all on my name
Charlie Puth's, "Attention" Misheard Lyrics: You just wanna touch it Original Lyrics: You just want attention	Charlie Puth's, "Attention" Misheard Lyrics: You've been runnin' round, runnin' round, runnin' round throwing that turtle on my name Original Lyrics: You've been runnin' round, runnin' round, runnin' round throwin' that dirt all on my name
Mackenzie Ziegler's, "Monsters" Misheard Lyrics: I won't stop fighting the mobsters Original Lyrics: I won't stop fighting the monsters	Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!" Misheard Lyrics: Please say my name. Original Lyrics: Trick say my name (radio edit) or Bitch say my name (non edit)
Martin Tungevaag ft. Serena West's, "Wicked Wonderland" Misheard Lyrics: Wicked Wicked wonder lamb, it's like crossing the Rio Grande Original Lyrics: Wicked Wicked Wonderland, it's like crossing the Rio Grande	Sza's, "The Weekend" Misheard Lyrics: My man is your man, her that's her man too. Original Lyrics: My man is, my man is your man, HEARD that's her man too.
Twenty One Pilots', "Stressed Out" Misheard Lyrics: Wish we could turn back time, to the good dope days Original Lyrics: Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days

misc
Traditional's, "Alphabet Song" Misheard Lyrics: Now I love my ABC's Next time, won't you stay with me? Original Lyrics: Now I know my ABC's Next time, won't you sing with me?
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