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1960s
Cream's, "Sunshine of Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give you my doll suprise
Original Lyrics:
Give you my dawn surprise.
Richard Harris', "MacArthur Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will have the things that I desire.
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky.
And after all the loves of my life.
After all the loves of my life.
I will sing but you.
Original Lyrics:
I will have the things that I desire.
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky.
And after all the loves of my life.
After all the loves of my life.
I'll be thinking of you.
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toothless, pennied hag
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
Steppenwolf's, "Born to Be Wild"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, I doubt I'm gonna make it happen
Kick the world in a lovin' place
Original Lyrics:
Yeah darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
The Band's, "Up on Cripple Creek"
Misheard Lyrics:
A joker's dream if I ever did see one
Original Lyrics:
A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one
The Doors', "Light My Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
And our love become a funeral empire
Original Lyrics:
And our love become a funeral pyre
The Doors', "Twentieth Century Fox"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, she's fashionably lean
And she's fashionably laid
Original Lyrics:
Well, she's fashionably lean
And she's fashionably late
 
1970s
Elvin Bishop's, "Fooled Around And Fell In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It used to be when I'd cheat a girl that I liked
I'd get out my book and write down her name
Original Lyrics:
It used to be when I'd see a girl that I liked
I'd get out my book and write down her name
Free's, "All Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my god
Original Lyrics:
all right now
Genesis', "Watcher of the Skies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watcher of the Skies, watch them all!
Original Lyrics:
Watcher of the Skies, Watcher of All
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche, you know they rode her in the night
Original Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Revved up like deuce, another runner in the night.
Neil Diamond's, "Longfellow Serenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll leave this space and climb
Up high the summer skies
or
We'll leave this space and time
Popeye, the stars above
Original Lyrics:
We'll weave his web of rhyme
Upon the summer night
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss Miller!
Original Lyrics:
Bismillah!
Misheard Lyrics:
Where were the ladies from peer?
Original Lyrics:
Where will it lead us, from here
Three Dog Night's, "Sure As I'm Sittin' Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure is uncertain here
Sure is uncertain here
Original Lyrics:
Sure as I'm sittin' here
Sure as I'm sittin' here
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "You Shook Me All Night Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had the saggiest eyes, tellin' me no lies.
Original Lyrics:
She had the sightless eyes, tellin' me no lies.
Al Jarreau's, "After All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling, after all.
I don't need to want to hold you in my arms.
After all.
I don't need to want to hold you.
Original Lyrics:
Darling, after all.
I will be the one to hold you in my arms.
After all.
I will be the one to hold you.
Benny Mardones', "Into the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just sexting your soul
Original Lyrics:
She's just 16 years old
Bobby Brown's, "Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be grog
Original Lyrics:
Don't be cruel
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Richard Gasquet
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Kid Creole and the Coconuts', "Annie, I'm Not Your Daddy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ona, ona, onamatopaea
Original Lyrics:
I don't, I don't, I don't want to be your
Marillion's, "Lavender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you you for your love?
Are you you for your love?
Original Lyrics:
I.O.U. For your love.
I.O.U. For your love.
Night Ranger's, "Sentimental Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a sentimental street in the avenues.
Take a good hard look.
There ain't nothing never knew.
I don't sentimental street in a view.
Will you never find up that I'll be it's up to you.
Original Lyrics:
Out on sentimental street in the avenues.
Take a good hard look.
There ain't nothing ever new.
Out on sentimental street in the avenues.
Will you ever find us.
Guess I'll leave it up to you.
Prince's, "U Got The Look"
Misheard Lyrics:
Colin, you peat-chinned black!
Callin' me, dick in her back.
Original Lyrics:
Color you peach and black
Color me taken aback.
R.E.M.'s, "The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This one goes out to the one I loathe
Original Lyrics:
This one goes out to the one I love
Stacey Q's, "Two of Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the parts
Original Lyrics:
Two of hearts
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your primate dancer
Original Lyrics:
I'm your private dancer
Traveling Wilburys', "End of the Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
(into the fire)
Original Lyrics:
(end of the line)
 
1990s
Alice in Chains', "Dirt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Water does it kill
Is one who shouldn't be
Original Lyrics:
One who doesn't care
Is one who shouldn't be
Collective Soul's, "Gel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Speak to me and talk to Cher
Original Lyrics:
Speak to me in tongues and share
Michael Bolton's, "How Am I Supposed to Live Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I don't wanna know the price I'm gonna pay for screaming
Original Lyrics:
No, I don't wanna know the price I'm gonna pay for dreaming
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ben Vereen, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Memory-a
 
2000s
Avril Lavigne's, "Sk8er Boi"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was a skater boy
She said she's a little boy
Original Lyrics:
He was a skater boy
She said, 'See you later, boy'
Barenaked Ladies', "Never Do Anything"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill my pockets with all the lint
Original Lyrics:
Fill my pockets with more than lint
Barenaked Ladies', "Never Do Anything"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill my pockets with border lint
Original Lyrics:
Fill my pockets with more than lint
Barenaked Ladies', "Never Do Anything"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could make amends
Original Lyrics:
I could make a mint
Franz Ferdinand's, "Darts of Pleasure"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're an emotional badger
Original Lyrics:
You're an emotion avenger
Kate Nash's, "Pumpkin Soup"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want your can spoiled, can spoiled, can spoiled
Original Lyrics:
I just want your kiss boy, kiss boy, kiss boy
Max Coveri's, "Running in the '90s"
Misheard Lyrics:
ghetto samurai
Original Lyrics:
get your satellite
Metallica's, "The Unnamed Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
His hairy paw
Original Lyrics:
Been here before
Nelly's, "Ride Wit Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna go and take a ride with me, and three niggers in the back of an old jeep...
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
We three wheelin' in the four with the gold CV's
Oh why do I feel this way?
(Hey, must be the money)
 
2010s
Adele's, "Send My Love (to Your New Lover)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send my love to your new lover
Cheat her better
Original Lyrics:
Send my love to your new lover.
Treat her better
Anne-Marie's, "Ciao Adios"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shower the horse, I'm done
Original Lyrics:
Ciao adios, I'm done
Anne-Marie's, "Ciao Adios"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shower the horse, I'm done
Original Lyrics:
Ciao adios, I'm done
Daft Punk's, "Get Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're not all Mexican, lucky.
Original Lyrics:
We're up all night to get lucky.
Idina Menzel's, "Let It Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it grow
Original Lyrics:
Let it go
Lady Gaga's, "Edge of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the edge of loving you
Original Lyrics:
I'm on the edge of glory
Portugal the Man's, "Feel It Still"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kickstand
Original Lyrics:
Ooh woo, I'm a rebel just for kicks now
Sia's, "Eye of the Needle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stopping to pee
Original Lyrics:
Step and repeat
 
country
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
That don't depress me much
Original Lyrics:
That don't impress me much

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