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1960s
Misheard Lyrics:
Humped a lot of tang (poon tang) down in New Orleans
Original Lyrics:
Pumped a lotta 'pane down in New Orleans.
Stevie Wonder's, "Fingertips (Part 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
So good-bye.
Original Lyrics:
So be advised.
 
1970s
Abba's, "Fernando"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had to feel the same again
I would, my friend Fernando
Original Lyrics:
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend Fernando
Chic's, "Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feast on the good times
Original Lyrics:
These are the good times
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Have You Ever Seen The Rain?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever seen the rain?
Coming down, Sunday?
Original Lyrics:
I want to know
Have you ever seen the rain
Coming down sunny days?
Dr. Buzzard's Original Savannah Band's, "Cherchez La Femme/Se Si Bon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he's working two jobs at an avenue bar
Original Lyrics:
Now he's working two jobs at Eighth Avenue bars
Dr. Buzzard's Original Savannah Band's, "Cherchez La Femme/Se Si Bon"
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll tell you a lie with a Coke and a smile
Original Lyrics:
They'll tell you a lie with a Colgate smile
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and a mohawk too
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar We're Going Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack of hearts, break a mane
Original Lyrics:
Drop a heart, break a name
John Lennon's, "Number 9 Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought a cow at the stable sale
Original Lyrics:
Au Bawakwa Pousse' Pousse'
John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John's, "You're the One That I Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got shoes, they're multiplying
Original Lyrics:
I got chills, they're multiplying.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your life's a fantasy
But surely Heaven waits for you.
Original Lyrics:
Now your life's no longer empty, surely heaven waits for you
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surely Hemmingway sent you
Original Lyrics:
Surely Heaven waits for You
Kylie Minogue's, "I Should Be So Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be some monkey
Original Lyrics:
I should be so lucky
Loving Spoonful's, "Summer in the City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot town, summer in the city
Back of my neck getting dirty and pretty
Original Lyrics:
Hot town, summer in the city
Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty
Sister Sledge's, "We Are Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a family feud.
Original Lyrics:
This is our family jewel.
Steely Dan's, "King of the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the route of Santa Fe
Original Lyrics:
Through the ruins of Santa Fe
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in sin where the safety's been
Original Lyrics:
Living in sin with a safety pin
The Who's, "Won't Get Fooled Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the marching on the left is now marching on the right.
Spin the wheel, roll the dice.
Original Lyrics:
And the parting on the left is now parting on the right.
And the beards have all grown longer overnight.
 
1980s
Chic's, "Soup for One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suit for one
When you're on the wrong
Original Lyrics:
Soup for one
When you're on the run
Eurythmics', "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet dreams are made of tears.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet dreams are made of this.
Lionel Richie's, "All Night Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
all nylon
Original Lyrics:
all night long
Pet Shop Boys', "Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got LeBron; I've got LeBrain
Original Lyrics:
You've got the brawn; I've got the brains
Robert Palmer's, "Addicted To Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mice's well faces, you're a dik-dik to glove
Original Lyrics:
Might as well face it, you're addicted to love
Robert Palmer's, "Addicted to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another kiss, is all you knee.
Original Lyrics:
Another kiss, is all you need.
Robert Palmer's, "Addicted to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hyenas wear faces you're addicted to low
Original Lyrics:
Might as well face it you're addicted to love.
Robert Palmer's, "Addicted to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no-where kraut, you're Indy.
Original Lyrics:
There's no doubt, you're in deep.
Robert Palmer's, "Addicted to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're weird, it's not your own.
Original Lyrics:
Your will, is not your own.
The Cars', "Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing's wrong, pork pie
Original Lyrics:
Nothing's wrong, but bye,
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you're gone, I'll be flossed with all a trace
Original Lyrics:
Since you're gone, I'll be lost without a trace
 
1990s
Celine Dion's, "That's the Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't surrender cause you can win in this thing called La-Ha-Ho-Herve !
Original Lyrics:
Don't surrender cause you can win in this thing called love
N-Trance's, "Set You Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a freak
Original Lyrics:
set you free
N-Trance's, "Stayin' Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get wrong with the fever on the dance floor
Original Lyrics:
Get rolled with the fever on the dance floor
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the birds of shady suh-lonely of you
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
Seal's, "Kiss from a Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
A kiss on the nose from a grape
Original Lyrics:
A kiss from a rose on the grey.
 
2000s
Crush 40's, "Live and Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kit Kat bar
Original Lyrics:
Live and learn
Crush 40's, "Live and Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lift your bed, I'll make you follow
Original Lyrics:
If you beg or if you borrow
Leona Lewis', "Bleeding Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You call me a pet
Original Lyrics:
You cut me open
Nickelback's, "How You Remind Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
For renting you a heart worth breaking
Original Lyrics:
For handing you a heart worth breaking
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to while you're mating baby with me
Original Lyrics:
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
 
2010s
Misheard Lyrics:
No one's d*** is incredibly thick like Gaston's.
Original Lyrics:
No one's neck is incredibly thick like Gaston's.
Charlie Puth's, "Attention"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just wanna touch him
Original Lyrics:
You just want attention
Charlie Puth's, "Attention"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been runnin' round, runnin' round, runnin' round throwin' that turtle at my knee
Original Lyrics:
You've been runnin' round, runnin' round, runnin' round throwin' that dirt all on my name
Commercial's, "Wayfair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nightmare, you got just what I need
Original Lyrics:
Wayfair, you got just what I need
Lorde's, "Green Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the isle, come get my things
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'll come get my things
Nine Inch Nails', "Came Back Haunted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your a** is leaking and your mouth is wide
Original Lyrics:
The throat is deep and the mouth is wide
Taylor Swift's, "Blank Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a lot of Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm a saint
Original Lyrics:
Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane
 
country
Clint Black's, "Nothing But the Taillights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Backing with my bum out in the wind
Original Lyrics:
Back here with my thumb out in the wind.
Kenny Chesney's, "There Goes My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
A couple years of up all night and a few thousand hours later
Original Lyrics:
A couple years of up all night and a few thousand diapers later
Zac Brown Band's, "Whatever It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gobbled deviled eggs
Original Lyrics:
She's got whatever it is

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