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1960s
Chicago's, "Beginnings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open the beginning!
Original Lyrics:
Only the beginning
Diana Ross and the Supremes', "I'm Still Waiting"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a poo
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a fool
Frank Sinatra's, "Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scooby-dooby-doo
Original Lyrics:
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo
The 5th Dimension's, "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's the sunshine?
Original Lyrics:
Let the sunshine
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
S**t
Original Lyrics:
Sh...
 
1970s
Alicia Bridges', "I Love the Nightlife (Disco Round)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the nightlife
I got to boogay
On the disco hi-dee-hi, on yeah
Original Lyrics:
I love the nightlife
I got to boogie
On the disco round, oh yeah.
Chicago's, "No Tell Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my longtime lover
Original Lyrics:
You're my no-tell lover
Scorpions', "Always Somewhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
No calls till eleven, the child needs food
Original Lyrics:
Encores till eleven, then Chinese food
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
There she stood in the doorway
I heard emissions bell.
Original Lyrics:
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell.
The Ramones', "Glad to See You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna take a jizz on her.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna take a chance on her.
The Stylistics', "I Can't Give You Anything"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't give you anything Cosmonaut Cosmonaut
Original Lyrics:
I can't give you anything
But my love but my love
Uriah Heep's, "July Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are wards on a July morning
Original Lyrics:
There I was, on a July morning
 
1980s
Billy Joel's, "We Didn't Start The Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
AIDS crap, Bernie Goetz
Original Lyrics:
Aids, crack, Bernie Goetz
Chicago's, "Look Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the cheers are in my ass
Original Lyrics:
And the tears are in my eyes
Eagles', "I Can't Tell You Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can tell you what
Original Lyrics:
I can't tell you why
Eddy Grant's, "Electric Avenue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out in the street down in Byram
Original Lyrics:
Out in the street there is violence
Lipps Inc.'s, "Funkytown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a new one
Original Lyrics:
Gotta move on
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aye chikabo chikabow chikabo chikabow chikabo chikabo wo doubt it
Original Lyrics:
Annie are you OK?
Please tell us that you're OK.
Annie are you OK?
Please tell us that you're OK.
Are you OK? Are you OK, Annie?
Robert Palmer's, "Addicted to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eye Lena's wear faces, you're addicted to love
Original Lyrics:
Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
Rod Stewart's, "Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody out there needs some passion
Original Lyrics:
Everybody I know needs some passion
Rod Stewart's, "Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running out of passion
Original Lyrics:
Running out of patience
The Go-Go's', "Head Over Heels"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like the whole world's down my sink
Original Lyrics:
It's like the whole world's out of sync
The Motels', "Only The Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the lonely can wait or Only the lonely can't wait
Original Lyrics:
Only the lonely can play
 
1990s
Chumbawamba's, "Creepy Crawling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enter Geico darkly.
Original Lyrics:
Enter Kaleidescope -go-darkly.
Silverchair's, "Abuse Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw the Segas overboard.
Original Lyrics:
Throw the sailors overboard.
The Prodigy's, "Firestarter"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the trouble starter, pankin ees getta!
Original Lyrics:
I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator!
 
2000s
Bad Religion's, "I Love My Computer"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need to do, is kick on you.
Original Lyrics:
All I need to do, is click on you.
Bad Religion's, "I Love My Computer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cookie, cookie here
Original Lyrics:
Click me, click me here
Bad Religion's, "I Love My Computer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love my computer, you're always in the food
Original Lyrics:
I love my computer, you're always in the mood
Bad Religion's, "I Love My Computer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love my crocuter, you make feel alright.
Every waking her, and every lovely night
Original Lyrics:
I love my computer, you make feel alright.
Every waking hour, and every lonely night.
Dimmu Borgir's, "Cataclysm Children"
Misheard Lyrics:
The man dog doo
Original Lyrics:
Demand our due
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a bread stick on you
Original Lyrics:
You've got to press it on you
Nickelback's, "If Today Was Your Last Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you live each moment like your last?
Evil bitches in the past
Original Lyrics:
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past
Passion Pit's, "Let Your Love Grow Tall"
Misheard Lyrics:
And another old ghost town
Original Lyrics:
And another one comes down
Passion Pit's, "Let Your Love Grow Tall"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll wave your latte in the freezing breeze
Original Lyrics:
I'll wave your loyalty in the freezing breeze
Passion Pit's, "To Kingdom Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paul the Stocking pulls my teeth
Original Lyrics:
All this talking pulls my teeth
Passion Pit's, "To Kingdom Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
You dent me and the dog
Original Lyrics:
You dared me in the dark
The Whitest Boy Alive's, "Fireworks"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could keep talking but only be certain that you'll fuss and call names
Original Lyrics:
We could keep talking but only be certain through physical means
 
2010s
Misheard Lyrics:
I am loving the bulls***
Original Lyrics:
Call it love and devotion
Daft Punk's, "Get Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're up on Mexican love beads.
Original Lyrics:
We're up all night to get lucky
Ed Sheeran's, "Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with the ship on view
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with the shape of you
Ed Sheeran's, "Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with the shit on you
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with the shape of you
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy, you're an idiot
Original Lyrics:
Boy, you're an alien
Kiiara's, "Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imma bite your fillings out
Original Lyrics:
Imma bite your feelings out
Passion Pit's, "Let Your Love Grow Tall"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've never lived without a sand and jelly slide
Original Lyrics:
I've never lived without his sad and jealous eyes
Passion Pit's, "To Kingdom Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt a horse fall quietly from my spa
Original Lyrics:
I felt a hush fall quietly from my spark
R. City ft. Adam Levine's, "Locked Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I showed you my thongs
Original Lyrics:
If I showed you my thoughts
 
country
Billy Currington's, "Good Directions"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank god for good erections, turning green.
Original Lyrics:
Thank god for good directions....and turnip greens.
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's probably getting sexy
Original Lyrics:
And she's probably getting frisky.
 
misc
Adele's, "Hello"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say that time's supposed to feed ya
But it ain't done much feeding
Original Lyrics:
They say that time's supposed to heal ya
But it ain't done much healing

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