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1950s
Perry Como with the Fontaine Sisters', "'A' You're Adorable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, you're adorable
Original Lyrics:
'A' You're Adorable
 
1960s
Beach Boys', "Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bop, bop, bop! Bop up the rain!
Original Lyrics:
Ba-ba-ba, Ba-Barbara Ann
Jimi Hendrix's, "Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
it ain't mack turn
Original Lyrics:
it ain't my concern
Len Berry's, "1-2-3"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh that's how elements breathe
Original Lyrics:
Oh that's how elementary
Simon and Garfunkel's, "For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
We walked on frosted fields - a tuna for a lamplight.
Original Lyrics:
We walked on frosted fields of juniper and lamplight.
The Toys', "A Lover's Concerto"
Misheard Lyrics:
How gentle is Lorraine?
Original Lyrics:
How gentle is the rain?
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Dancing queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young and sweet, on the seven seas
Original Lyrics:
Young and sweet, only seventeen.
Elton John's, "Daniel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn yourselves, it’s the best place I’ve ever seen
Original Lyrics:
Daniel says it’s the best place he’s ever seen
England Dan & John Ford Coley's, "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not taking back to the limit.
And I don't want to danger line.
But there's a warm wind glowing in stars around.
And I'd really love to see you tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not talking about the moving in
And I don't want to change your life.
But there's a warm wind blowing, the stars are out,
And I'd really love to see you tonight.
Grand Funk Railroad's, "Bad Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bad time to pee alone. To pee alone.
Original Lyrics:
A bad time to be in love. To be in love.
Led Zeppelin's, "The Wanton Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremiah light a brand new flame
Original Lyrics:
Feel my fire needs a brand new flame
Les Crane 's, "Desiderata"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are a child of the universe, don't listen to Jesus tards; you have a right to be here.
Original Lyrics:
You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here.
Paul Simon's, "Kodaxhrone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma, don't take my homegrown, Momma, don't take my homegrown, Momma, don't take my homegrown away Leave my pot all alone Momma, don't take my homegrown away
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome Mama don't take my Kodachrome Mama don't take my Kodachrome away Mama don't take my Kodachrome Leave your boy so far from home Mama don't take my Kodachrome away Mama don't take my Kodachrome Mama don't take my Kodachrome away
The Band's, "The Weight"
Misheard Lyrics:
He said I'll fix your rack if you'll just jack my dog
Original Lyrics:
He said I'll fix your rack
If you'll take Jack my dog
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty deeds and a panda jeep
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Billy Idol's, "Hot in the City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause when a long haired lovely walks by
Original Lyrics:
Cause when a long legged lovely walks by
Billy Idol's, "Hot in the City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go away and see what you got
Original Lyrics:
Don't wait to see what you got
Billy Idol's, "Hot in the City"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's hot here at night, lonely, black and white
Original Lyrics:
It's hot here at night, lonely, black, and quiet
Billy Ocean's, "Caribbean Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
She danced by me, then fainted on James!
Original Lyrics:
She danced by me, in painted on jeans.
Def Leppard's, "Rock of Ages"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monarch leavin' mountain rollin'
Original Lyrics:
Gunter gleben glauchen globen.
Def Leppard's, "Rocket"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket yeah
See the light of the moon
Original Lyrics:
Rocket, yeah, satallite of love
Devo's, "Working in the Coal Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I been working in a gold mine
Original Lyrics:
Well, I been working in a coal mine
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows just what it takes to make a crow blush
Original Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay ya on the phone
She got Bette Davis eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on her throne
She got Bette Davis eyes.
Loverboy's, "Working for the Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants a live romance.
Everybody's going off the deep end.
Everybody needs a second chance.
He want a beat of my heart.
He better start from the sky.
He want to be in the snow.
C'mon and let it go!
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants a little romance.
Everybody's going off the deep end.
Everybody needs a second chance.
You want a piece of my heart.
You better start from start.
You wanna be in the show.
C'mon baby let's go!
Madonna's, "Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up, Madonna
Original Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in my love
Madonna's, "La Isla Bonita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young girls with eyes like potatoes
Original Lyrics:
A young girl with eyes like the desert
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, the Michael song.
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa.
Stevie Nicks', "Edge of Seventeen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like fall
Original Lyrics:
At nightfall
The Cars', "Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
nothing's wrong, pork pie,
Original Lyrics:
Nothing's wrong, but bye,
The Power Station's, "Get It On (Bang a Gong)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't gonna paunch
Original Lyrics:
I ain't gonna push
 
1990s
Blind Melon's, "No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my teenage driving age
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
Duran Duran's, "Ordinary World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I turn up the TV and the radio.
Still why can't anything because of you.
Original Lyrics:
I turned on the lights, the TV, and the radio.
Still I can't escape the ghost of you.
Fatboy Slim's, "Kalifornia"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need is money, money, money, money...
Original Lyrics:
Kalifornia is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy,
Fatboy Slim's, "Soul Surfing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack it off, Donald
Original Lyrics:
Jack it up, jack up
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Under The Bridge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the mistletoe, is where I drew some blood.
Original Lyrics:
Under the bridge downtown, is where I drew some blood
The Corrs', "So Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we are sodium
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we are so young
The Cranberries', "Linger"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I need sunscreen
Original Lyrics:
But I'm in so deep
The Cranberries', "Ode to My Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wouldn't disappear
Original Lyrics:
You wouldn't disagree
Three Doors Down's, "Down Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've dreamed about this, 16 days away.
Now you're here, and my head lays... beside your body.
You put your hand on mine.
New poison,
Spinnin' round my mind.
Original Lyrics:
I've dreamed about this
Sixteen days away.
Now you're here
And my head lays
Beside your body,
Pillowed under mine.
You were poison,
Spinning 'round my mind.
Tonic's, "If You Could Only See"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you could only see your room
Original Lyrics:
If you could only see the way
Ziggy Marley's, "Arthur Theme Song (Believe in Yourself)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Has an original part of you
Original Lyrics:
Has an original point of view
 
2000s
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got depressants on you
Original Lyrics:
You'be got to press it on you
Green Day's, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I wish a polar bear would find me
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me.
Gwen Stefani feat. Akon's, "The Sweet Escape"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could eat steak
Original Lyrics:
If I could escape
Meshuggah's, "Rational Gaze"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like juice
Finish your juice
Filtered vitamin substance
Add sour ice water into it
Too many limes
Everything is salmon
separated just fin at a time.
Original Lyrics:
Our light-induced image of truth
Filtered blank of its substance
As our eyes won't adhere to intuitive lines
Everything examined,
Separated, one thing at a time
Nickelback's, "If Today Was Your Last Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
That first step you take is the longest drive
Original Lyrics:
That first step you take is the longest stride
The Corrs', "Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank her only apples when it's raining
Original Lyrics:
Thunder only happens when it's raining
 
2010s
Family Guy characters 's, "Family Guy Theme song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where are those good old fasioned value that you choose to deny
Original Lyrics:
Where are those good old fashioned values that we used to rely
Taylor Swift's, "Blank Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
In it, funny, rumours fly?
Original Lyrics:
Ain't it funny rumours fly?

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