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1960s
Mamas and the Papas', "California Dreamin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The preacher like to croak, he knows I'm gonna stay
Original Lyrics:
You know the preacher likes the cold
Strawberry Alarm Clock's, "Incense And Peppermints"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Cajun price wagons f*ck with your mind
Original Lyrics:
Occasions, persuasions clutter your mind.
The Seekers', "The Carnival Is Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
Far below and far on high
Original Lyrics:
For Pierrot and Columbine
Theme Songs', "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, fatigue
Original Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, petite
 
1970s
Anita Ward's, "Ring My Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
The night was yours
And full of possibilities
Original Lyrics:
The night was young
And full of possibilities
Commercial's, "Band-Aid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am stuck on bandit bread
'Cause bandit's stuck on me
Original Lyrics:
I am stuck on Band-Aid brand
'Cause Band-Aid's stuck on me
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Fortunate Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hitting me
Original Lyrics:
It ain't me
Jethro Tull's, "Locomotive Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the train it won't stop oh there's no way to slow down
He hears the sirens howling
Original Lyrics:
And the train it won't stop going there's no way to slow down
He hears the silence howling
John Lennon's, "Number 9 Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, Power power, pussy, pussy. (And that is TRUE...that is the real power in this world!)
Original Lyrics:
Au Bawakwa Pousse Pousse
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pickled egg woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Paul Simon's, "Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Coolio down by the school lawn
Original Lyrics:
Me and Julio down by the schoolyard
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm certainly watching the race
Original Lyrics:
I certainly was in the right
Randy Vanwarmer's, "Just When I Needed You Most"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now where I'll find gum from, gum knows
Original Lyrics:
And now where I'll find comfort, God knows
Smokie's, "What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't I do?
Original Lyrics:
What can I do?
The Who's, "Baba O'Riley"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I found where Bob kneels
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields I fight for my meals
Van McCoy's, "The Hustle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the Hot Dog!
Original Lyrics:
Do the Hustle!
War's, "Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my god, try to use the snowblower
Original Lyrics:
The Low Rider drives a little slower
 
1980s
Def Leppard's, "Hysteria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get the spirit girl, experience
Original Lyrics:
I get hysterical, hysteria
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She reaches in and grabs my podium
Original Lyrics:
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart.
Gypsy Kings', "Bamboleo"
Misheard Lyrics:
No tears love culprit
Original Lyrics:
No tiene la culpa
Ray Parker Jr.'s, "Ghostbusters"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's somethin' strange
In your neighborhood,
Who ya gonna call? ... You're disgusting!
Original Lyrics:
If there's somethin' strange
In your neighborhood,
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of dice was closed
So they headed for the clothes
And we just went away
Original Lyrics:
Paradise was closed
So they headed for the coast
In a blissful manner
The Ramones', "Pet Semetary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be married to a press secretary
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be buried in a pet semetary
 
1990s
Britney Spears', "Baby One More Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I need to oh oh whoopy cars
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I need to know now oh because..
DC Talk's, "In The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
I disguise my all behavior. I only serve to be firm. Ah, suspicious. I'm still a man in need of savior.
Original Lyrics:
I despise my own behavior. This only serves to confirm my suspicions that I'm still a man in need of a savior.
Jay-Z's, "Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trigger
Original Lyrics:
Jigga
Nirvana's, "Heart-Shaped Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw down your paddle canoe so I can climb right back
Original Lyrics:
Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back
Smash Mouth's, "All Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate to shop for school in the shade
Original Lyrics:
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Smash Mouth's, "Walkin' on the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a love attack
I know when our butt is back
It's just like getting fat
It retracts before impact
Original Lyrics:
This is a love attack
I know, went out, but it's back
It's just like any fad
It retracts before impact
Static X's, "Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poopin' in Jello, Dropkick, Banana Face
Original Lyrics:
Tune it in, chill out, drop dead I need a fix
The Bucketheads', "The Bomb!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza swirling through my mind
Original Lyrics:
Street sounds swirling through my mind
 
2000s
Bullet for My Valentine's, "Scream Aim and Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scream aim and fart
Original Lyrics:
Scream aim and fire
Caramell's, "Caramell Dansen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gaze at meatballs
Clap, now eat a ham and
Yours, I see no yours
Downstairs pickle dancing
You smell like Lisa in the ground
It's no lie Mesa in the crowd said
"Look! Henry had a vagina malfunction!"
Original Lyrics:
Dansa med oss
Klappa era hnder
Gr som vi gr
Ta ngra steg t vnster
Lyssna och lr
Missa inte chansen
Nu r vi hr med Caramelldansen
Heather Dale's, "Sedna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sedna on the Dee,
The cold forgotten Dee.
Original Lyrics:
Sedna roamed the deep,
The cold forgotten deep.
Kid Rock's, "All Summer Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was summertime and no one missed again
Original Lyrics:
It was summertime in Northern Michigan
Linus Blanket's, "Stop Liking, Start Loving"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's nothing delivered as a stare at your color
Original Lyrics:
And there's nothing delivered as I stare at your cover
Linus Blanket's, "Stop Liking, Start Loving"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nazi won't be dark
Original Lyrics:
Nothing will be done
Linus Blanket's, "Stop Liking, Start Loving"
Misheard Lyrics:
The same taste of fobes, and the same taste of books
Original Lyrics:
The same taste of foods, and the same taste of books
Theme Songs', "Fairly Odd Parents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Timmy: Obtuse, rubber goose, screen us, poppages
Original Lyrics:
Timmy: Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice
 
2010s
A Mere Kat's, "No-National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing! A song of bribe!
Original Lyrics:
Sing! A song of pride!
Fall Out Boy's, "Immortals"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still comparing your ass to my future
Original Lyrics:
I'm still comparing your past to my future
Katy Perry's, "Chained to the Rhythm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance dance dance to the Mr Show
Original Lyrics:
Dance dance dance to the distortion
Sam Feldt x Lucas & Steve feat. Wulf's, "Summer On You"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were in love with the sun
We were in love with the sun, steppin' a coke and run
Original Lyrics:
We were in love with the sun
We were in love with the sun, sippin' a coke and rum
Soilwork's, "The Ride Majestic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saints on your hopeless
Original Lyrics:
Saying "Son, you're heartless"
The Weeknd's, "I Feel It Coming"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm feeling coming, I'm feeling comfy
Original Lyrics:
I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe
Walk the Moon's, "Shut Up and Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chemical, busyco, cryptal light
Original Lyrics:
The chemical, physical, kryptonite
 
country
Diamond Rio's, "One More Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't ask for mommy
Original Lyrics:
I didn't ask for money
Trace Adkins', "You're Gonna Miss This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Having going by so fine
Original Lyrics:
Having going by so fast
 
misc
Traditional's, "The Little Birch Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the fruits I'll play my but I like ya
Original Lyrics:
With the flutes I'll play my balalaika
 
xmas
Kanye West's, "Christmas in Harlem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas in Harlow
Original Lyrics:
Christmas in Harlem

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