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1960s
The Band's, "The Weight"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bag is sinkin' Lord
Original Lyrics:
My bag is sinkin' low
The Beatles', "Back in the USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flew in from Miami teach me oh I see
Original Lyrics:
Flew in from Miami Beach, BOAC.
 
1970s
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Bad Moon on the Rise "
Misheard Lyrics:
Theres a bathroom on the right
Original Lyrics:
There's a bad moon on the right
Debby Boone's, "You Light Up My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And feel me on Winston
Original Lyrics:
And fill me up with song
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "That's the Way of the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance away
Original Lyrics:
That's the way
Elton John's, "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven days, seven days
Original Lyrics:
Saturday, Saturday
Foghat's, "Slow Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you play guitar
Original Lyrics:
Your flamin' heart
Gladys Knight and the Pips', "Midnight Train to Georgia"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lake
Original Lyrics:
L.A.
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Sweet Home Alabama"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they love to go nuts
Original Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they loved the Governor.
Norman Greenbaum's, "Spirit in the Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a guy has a name like the rest
Original Lyrics:
When at last they lay me to rest
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
traveling second uh
Original Lyrics:
traveling set and I
Steve Miller Band's, "Jet Airliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
We go jam in Atlanta
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
A year has passed since I broke my nose
Original Lyrics:
A year has passed since I wrote my note
The Rolling Stones', "Beast of Burden"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never smelled your pizza burnin'
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
The Who's, "Baba O'Riley"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penis wasted
Original Lyrics:
Teenage wasteland
The Who's, "Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spit out like a sewer hose
Original Lyrics:
I spit out like a sewer hole
The Who's, "Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took the toothpick out of town
Original Lyrics:
I took the tube back out of town
 
1980s
Belinda Carlisle's, "Heaven Is a Place on Earth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh baby, do you know that smurf?
Original Lyrics:
Ooh baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth.
Commercial's, "Olympia Beer commercial"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pour an oleander, second to none
Original Lyrics:
Pour an "Oly" and you're second to none
Donna Summer's, "She Works Hard for the Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you better be alright
Original Lyrics:
So you better treat her right
John Mellencamp's, "Authority Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Growin' up leads to growin' old and then to Dianne.
And Dianne to me don't sound like all that much fun.
Original Lyrics:
Growing up leads to growing old and then to dying,
And dying to me don't sound like all that much fun.
Peabo Bryson's, "If Ever You're in My Arms Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, Beverly, you're in my arms again...
Original Lyrics:
If ever you're in my arms again
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
A western town, a denim world
Middle Eastern boys and western girls
Original Lyrics:
A west end town, a dead-end world
East End boys and West End girls
Van Halen's, "Everybody Wants Some"
Misheard Lyrics:
u pappa loopa looky foo a moo pee
Original Lyrics:
I took a mobile light, lookin' for a moonbeam.
 
1990s
Annie Lennox's, "A Whiter Shade of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
You skipped a life and dangled
Turned hot wings 'cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasoned
But the crown called out for mom
Original Lyrics:
We skipped the light Fandango
Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasick
But the crowd called out for more
Annie Lennox's, "No More I Love You's"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to be alluded to from the gracious days
Original Lyrics:
I used to be a lunatic from the gracious days
Celine Dion's, "Love Can Move Mountains"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love can move fountains
Original Lyrics:
Love can move mountains
Chris Isaak's, "Wicked Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Noah, I want to fall in love
Original Lyrics:
No I don't want to fall in love
Cornershop's, "Brimful of Asha"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a clear blue azure on the 45
Original Lyrics:
Brimful of asha on the 45.
Gabrielle's, "Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreams cannot hurt
(indistinguishable)
You know you've got the devil.
Original Lyrics:
Dreams can come true
Look at me baby I'm with you
You know you've got to have hope.
Lenny Kravitz's, "It Ain't Over 'til It's Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't awful 'til it's awful
Original Lyrics:
It ain't over 'til it's over
Madonna's, "Don't Cry for Me Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't try for me Orangina
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry for me Argentina
Megadeth 's, "FI've Magics"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thigh master, buy matches.
Original Lyrics:
I master, five magics.
Silverchair's, "Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wait till tomorrow.
You wait till tomorrow.
You gonna wait till, bad boy.
Bad boy, wait till tomorrow.
You gonna wait till, bad boy.
Bad boy, wait until tomorrow.
Original Lyrics:
You wait till tomorrow.
You wait till tomorrow.
You gonna wait till, fat boy.
Fat boy, wait till tomorrow.
You gonna wait till, fat boy.
Fat boy, wait until tomorrow.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're just crazy men and nice
Original Lyrics:
We're just crazy Menonites.
 
2000s
Beyonce and Shakira's, "Beautiful Liar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody likes being laid
Original Lyrics:
Nobody likes being played
Callenish Circle's, "Oppressed Natives"
Misheard Lyrics:
Embezzle the slaves
Original Lyrics:
In battle were slain
Commercial's, "Optimum"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's 7-7, green on three, f***, f***, f***, aim!
Original Lyrics:
877-393-4448
Finger Eleven's, "Paralyze"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's bench s***ty
Original Lyrics:
It's been s***ty
Keane's, "Somewhere Only We Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this the place that I've been thinking of?
Original Lyrics:
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?
Metallica's, "St. Anger"
Misheard Lyrics:
You push it out!
Original Lyrics:
You flush it out.
Nas', "Made You Look"
Misheard Lyrics:
They shoot
Original Lyrics:
They shook
White Stripes', "Seven Nation Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
Semination Army
Original Lyrics:
Seven nation army
 
2010s
Bacall & Malo's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like see her walking on ice
Original Lyrics:
I like see hope in our eyes
Katy Perry's, "Roar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the eye of the diaper
Original Lyrics:
I got the eye of the tiger
Of Monsters and Men's, "Little Talks"
Misheard Lyrics:
This sh*t will carry out Barbie's safe to shout
Original Lyrics:
This ship will carry our bodies safe to shore.
 
country
Lonestar's, "Unusually Unusual"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I knew the chutes
Original Lyrics:
And I knew the shoes
Lonestar's, "Walking in Memphis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Touchdown in the land of the Delta Blues
Original Lyrics:
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
Traditional's, "The Little Birch Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the fruits I'll play my but I like ya
Original Lyrics:
With the flutes I'll play my balalaika
 
misc
Commercial's, "Juicy Fruit"
Misheard Lyrics:
The juice and salt, it gets right to ya!
Original Lyrics:
The juice is soft, it gets right to ya!

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