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1950s
Elvis Presley's, "All Shook Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well bless my soul
What's wrong with me
I'm itchin' like a man on a buzzin' tree
Original Lyrics:
A well'a bless my soul
What'sa wrong with me?
I'm itchin' like a man in a fuzzy tree
 
1960s
Brenda Lee's, "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
later we'll have some f*cking pie
Original Lyrics:
later we'll have some pumpkin pie
Cast of 'Oliver''s, "It's a Fine Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gin tonic, large measures!
Original Lyrics:
Gin toddies, large measures!
Neil Sedaka's, "Calendar Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, my heart's in the world.
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl.
Every day, every day, for you.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl.
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl.
Every day, every day, of the year.
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
My house is dark and my buns are cold.
Original Lyrics:
My house is dark and my pots are cold
 
1970s
Hot Chocolate's, "You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Yoko
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
John Denver's, "Take Me Home, Country Roads"
Misheard Lyrics:
West Virginia, Mountain Highlife
Original Lyrics:
West Virginia, Mountain Mama
John Denver's, "Thank God I'm a Country Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I got me a fife and I got me a fiddle
When the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the girdle
Original Lyrics:
Well I got me a fine wife I got me old fiddle
When the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the griddle
Led Zeppelin's, "Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry my bags
Original Lyrics:
Carry me back.
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Swamp Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to see a hound dog catch a cold
Original Lyrics:
Going to see a hound dog catch a coon
Pink Floyd's, "Have a Cigar"
Misheard Lyrics:
You owe it to the Beatles
Original Lyrics:
You owe it to the people
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish me luck!
Original Lyrics:
Bismilliah!
Queen's, "We Are the Champions"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've taken my vows
Original Lyrics:
I've taken my bows
 
1980s
Air Supply's, "Making Love Out of Nothing at All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of nothing at all, Rattata
Original Lyrics:
Out of nothing at all, making love
Clash's, "Rock the Casbah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharif don't like it
Rob the cash box! Rob the cash box!
Original Lyrics:
Sharif don't like it
Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want your photograph
Original Lyrics:
I don't want your photograph
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're all I love, my fantasy
Original Lyrics:
You're all I want, my fantasy
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into Christmas bring your bichon frise.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission's free.
Golden Earring's, "Radar Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red hot love
Original Lyrics:
Radar love
Oingo Boingo's, "Grattitude"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to eat little girls like you for breakfast
Original Lyrics:
I used to eat little girls I knew for breakfast
Oingo Boingo's, "Little Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
They don't care about my informations
They're not frightened by my revelations.
Original Lyrics:
They don't care about my inclinations
They're not frightened by my revelations.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mistletoe, mistletoe
Original Lyrics:
Physical, physical
Richard Marx's, "Should've Known Better "
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave you all of the money and soba
Original Lyrics:
I gave you all of my body and soul
The Pretenders', "Brass in Pocket (I'm Special)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna use my arse.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna use my arms.
Was (Not Was)'s, "Walk the Dinosaur"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the door, get on the floor
Everybody wants a dinosaur
Original Lyrics:
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
 
1990s
Nine Inch Nails', "Gave up"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one to blame, no one to save
Original Lyrics:
No one to blame, always the same
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
And for this gif, I'll feel your breasts
Original Lyrics:
And for this gift, I feel blessed
Primus', "Lacquer Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on sniffin' to your Pringles pot
Original Lyrics:
Keep on sniffin' until yer brain goes pop
Smash Mouth's, "All Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only shooting stars brains are morons
Original Lyrics:
Only shooting stars break the mold
Smash Mouth's, "All Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only shooting stars break the molars
Original Lyrics:
Only shooting stars break the mold
Smash Mouth's, "All Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a showoff
Original Lyrics:
Get the show on
Theme Songs', "Pokemon"
Misheard Lyrics:
You tease me and I'll tease you
Original Lyrics:
You teach me and I'll teach you
Tool's, "Stinkfist"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause there's a time to everything
F***in' [...] subtlety
Original Lyrics:
Desensitized to everything
What became of subtlety?
 
2000s
50 Cent's, "P.I.M.P."
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you shanking a dollar out of me
You gotta let birds you can't see
Original Lyrics:
But a b**ch can't get a dollar out of me and
No perms, you can't see.
AFI's, "Silver & Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Golden lobsters
Original Lyrics:
Cold in life's throes
Counting Crows', "Big Yellow Taxi"
Misheard Lyrics:
and pay paradise, to put up a f***ing line.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put in a parking lot.
Jennifer Lopez's, "Ain't It Funny?"
Misheard Lyrics:
A story: loca... enamorada... de ti...
Original Lyrics:
Estoy... loca... enamorada... de ti...
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you can win my heart, if you was in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Then you could win my heart, and get what's in my heart
NOFX's, "Franco Un-American"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never thought about the uterus, it made me feel small
Original Lyrics:
I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small
 
2010s
A Perfect Circle's, "Judith"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not like you drove an evil spirit to his side.
Original Lyrics:
It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side.
Jason Derulo's, "Talk Dirty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't speak your language
But your booty don't need explainin'
All you really need to understand is
Will you
Top 32
Original Lyrics:
Don't speak your language
But your booty don't need explainin'
All I really need to understand is
When you talk dirty to me
One Direction's, "Best Song Ever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said her name was Georgia Rose
And her daddy was a bad*ss
Original Lyrics:
Said her name was Georgia Rose
And her daddy was a dentist
PC;ink's, "Just Like Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick him in the gonads, gonads, gonads
Original Lyrics:
We can get 'em running, running, running
Sia's, "The Greatest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh-oh, running out of breath, but I
Oh oh, I ain't got time, you know?
Original Lyrics:
Uh-oh, running out of breath, but I
Oh, I, I got stamina
The Weeknd's, "Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she hit it with her face, oh, aw my babe
Original Lyrics:
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, man, I love my baby
Zac Brown Band 's, "Homegrown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, no! Oh, no-oooo-oo-o!
Original Lyrics:
Homegrown! Homegro-ooo-oo-own!
 
misc
Mungo Jerry's, "In the Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
If her daddy's rich,
Take her out for a mil
Original Lyrics:
If her daddy's rich,
Take her out for a meal
 
xmas
Elaine and Derek's, "It's Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere it is potty time.
Original Lyrics:
Everywhere it is party time.
Jackie Evancho's, "Someday at Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday all Audrey will come to be.
Original Lyrics:
Someday all our dreams will come to be.
Sheena Easton's, "Christmas All Over the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Jackson
Original Lyrics:
It's Christmas

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