Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for September 6, 2016

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Herman's Hermits', "A Must to Avoid" Misheard Lyrics: She's too much for a boy, a complete impossibility Original Lyrics: She's a must to avoid, a complete impossiblity.	Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today" Misheard Lyrics: A terrorist house in a mill street back of town Original Lyrics: A terraced house in a mean street back of town
The Beatles', "Old Brown Shoe" Misheard Lyrics: If I grow up I'll be a singer, wear rings on every finger Well what do you want, and they or you say? I'll give you a bell and maybe some day...... Original Lyrics: If I grow up I"ll be a singer, wear rings on every finger Not worrying about what they or you say I'll live and love and maybe some day.......	The Beatles', "You Can't Do That" Misheard Lyrics: Everybody's greedy 'Cause I'm the one who won your love Original Lyrics: Everybody's green 'Cause I'm the one who won your love

1970s
Andrew Gold's, "Thank You for Being a Friend" Misheard Lyrics: You're a pet that you're confident Original Lyrics: You're a pal and a confidant	Electric Light Orchestra's, "Roll Over Beethoven" Misheard Lyrics: My temperature's risin', my jukebox's stolen a fuse My heart's been a rhythm, sorting out rhythm reviews Original Lyrics: My temperatures risin', the jukebox's blowing a fuse My heart's beatin' a rhythm, singin' out rhythm and blues
Elton John's, "Holiday Inn" Misheard Lyrics: I put all my drums in a dozen odd vans Original Lyrics: I've twiddled my thumbs in a dozen odd bands	John Lennon's, "Number 9 Dream" Misheard Lyrics: Ah what a coward pussy Original Lyrics: Au Bawakwa Pousse' Pousse'
Michael Jackson's, "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" Misheard Lyrics: Keep up with the four star stomp..... Original Lyrics: Keep on with the force, don't stop	Pratt & McClain's, "Happy Days" Misheard Lyrics: Hello sunshine, goodbye Lorraine Original Lyrics: Hello sunshine, goodbye rain
Rolling Stones', "Beast Of Burden" Misheard Lyrics: I'll never be your beak, bird. Original Lyrics: I'll never be your beast of burden.	Sammy Davis Jr.'s, "Plop Plop Fizz Fizz" Misheard Lyrics: Plot plot fits fits Original Lyrics: Plop Plop Fizz Fizz
Styx's, "Babe" Misheard Lyrics: Babe I believe in Original Lyrics: Babe, I'm leavin'

1980s
ELO's, "The Way Life's Meant To Be" Misheard Lyrics: As I wander around this rare covered town Where people never speak aloud Original Lyrics: As I wander around this wreck of a town Where people never speak aloud	Fleetwood Mac's, "Everywhere" Misheard Lyrics: Ooohhh... I want to be with you on Tuesday. Original Lyrics: Ooohhh....I wanna be with you everywhere
Fleetwood Mac's, "Little Lies" Misheard Lyrics: A f*** couldn't tune the gage Original Lyrics: If I could turn the page	Fleetwood Mac's, "Little Lies" Misheard Lyrics: Tell me, Lize. Tell me, sweet little Lize. Original Lyrics: Tell me lies Tell me sweet little lies
Janet Jackson's, "Let's Wait Awhile" Misheard Lyrics: Before we go to the park. Original Lyrics: Before we go to far.	Janet Jackson's, "Let's Wait Awhile" Misheard Lyrics: Let's wait outside Original Lyrics: Let's wait awhile
Peter Gabriel's, "Games Without Frontiers" Misheard Lyrics: Andre has a red flag, China changed to blue They all have hills to fly them on except for Nin Tai Tu. Original Lyrics: Andre has a red flag, Chiang Ching's is blue They all have hills to fly them on except for Lin Tai Yu.	Phil Collins', "I Missed Again" Misheard Lyrics: What did you so wrong? Original Lyrics: What took you so long?
Phil Collins', "In the Air Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: Oh no Original Lyrics: Oh lord	Pink Floyd's, "Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2" Misheard Lyrics: All in all you're just a lover pricked in the mall Original Lyrics: All in all you're just another brick in the wall
R.E.M's, "Gardening At Night" Misheard Lyrics: I see your money on the floor, I felt if I could change the world Original Lyrics: I see your money on the floor, I felt the pocket change through all	Rob Thomas', "Young Turks" Misheard Lyrics: Patti gave birds to a 10 lb baby boy Original Lyrics: Patti gave birth to a 10 lb baby boy
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks" Misheard Lyrics: Because life is so free and Tom is a thief when you're on the cycle I'm like I pissed off at Sam and can sit down on his hands Original Lyrics: Because life is so brief and time is a thief when you're undecided I'm like a fist full of sand that can sit right through your hands	Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks" Misheard Lyrics: Don't let 'em ever change your point of you Original Lyrics: Don't let 'em ever change your point of view
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks" Misheard Lyrics: Happiness was found in each other's arms, asses packed in Billy p***ed his ears, drove a pick-up like a Looney Tune Original Lyrics: Happiness was found in each other's arms as expected Billy pierced his ears, drove a pick-up like a lunatic	Rush's, "Limelight" Misheard Lyrics: I catch the tender strangerness Along the weighted Fred Original Lyrics: I can't pretend a stranger is A long-awaited friend
Toto's, "Africa" Misheard Lyrics: There's nothing that a hundred men on board could ever do Original Lyrics: There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do	Tragically Hip's, "Blow at High Dough" Misheard Lyrics: When you flow like hydro Original Lyrics: When you blow at high dough
Van Halen's, "Jump" Misheard Lyrics: I've got my back against the wrecking machine Original Lyrics: I've got my back against the record machine	Van Halen's, "Panama" Misheard Lyrics: Hand on my! Hand on my heart! Original Lyrics: Panama, Panama
Wham!'s, "Careless Whisper" Misheard Lyrics: Guilty feelings got no reason. Original Lyrics: Guilty feet have got no rhythm.

1990s
Andrew Gold's, "Final Frontier (Mad About You theme)" Misheard Lyrics: You've got whiskers in my ears Original Lyrics: You can whisper in my ear	Annie Lennox's, "Walking on Broken Glass" Misheard Lyrics: But I don't care for sugar, Homey, if I can't have you! Original Lyrics: But I don't care for sugar honey, if I can't have you.
Haddaway's, "What Is Love?" Misheard Lyrics: What is love? Baby don't hurt me Jon Pertwee No more Original Lyrics: What is love? Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more	Primus', "South Park" Misheard Lyrics: Humble folks without sensation Original Lyrics: Humble folks without temptation
Rod Stewart's, "Faith of the Heart" Misheard Lyrics: Well my time is finally here Original Lyrics: Well my time is finally near	Whitney Houston's, "I'm Every Woman" Misheard Lyrics: Tropicana Original Lyrics: Chaka Khan

2000s
Christina Aguilera's, "Come On Over Baby (All I Want is You)" Misheard Lyrics: I got an imitation Original Lyrics: I got an invitation	Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida" Misheard Lyrics: I see in the mirror, myself I see the missionaries in a farmer's field Original Lyrics: Be my mirror, my sword and shield My missionaries in a foreign field
Corinne Bailey Rae's, "Put Your Records On" Misheard Lyrics: Sci-fi invader jeems, I hope you get your cheese Original Lyrics: Sapphire and faded jeans, I hope you get your dreams	Missy Elliott's, "Work It" Misheard Lyrics: Is the skirt rippin' at the flap yet? Original Lyrics: It's your fremme neppa venette.

2010s
Ariana Grande's, "Break Free" Misheard Lyrics: Fart on your body I came alive Original Lyrics: Thought on your body I came alive	Meghan Trainor's, "All About That Bass" Misheard Lyrics: Because you know I'm all about that paste, about that paste, no trouble Original Lyrics: Because you know I'm all about that bass, about that bass, no treble
Meghan Trainor's, "Lips Are Movin'" Misheard Lyrics: I gave you paste, you gave me sleep talk Original Lyrics: I gave you bass, you gave me sweet talk	Pearl Jam's, "Black, Red, and Yellow" Misheard Lyrics: Floyd walking the sidelines before, scoring the brain Original Lyrics: Freud walking the sidelines clipboard scoring the brain
Sam Hunt's, "Ex to See" Misheard Lyrics: You don't want me, you just want your ecstasy. Original Lyrics: You don't want me, you just want your ex to see.	Selena Gomez's, "Same Old Love" Misheard Lyrics: I'm so sick of that same old glove. Original Lyrics: I'm so sick of that same old love.
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