Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for August 22, 2016

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Peter, Paul, and Mary's, "Too Much of Nothing" Misheard Lyrics: Send them all my celery Original Lyrics: Send them all my salary	Roger Miller's, "King of the Road" Misheard Lyrics: Destination bangarang Original Lyrics: Destination: Bangor, Maine
The Move's, "Curly" Misheard Lyrics: Though he played with mud, and won. Original Lyrics: Though he played with more than one.

1970s
Blue Oyster Cult's, "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" Misheard Lyrics: Don't feed the reefer Original Lyrics: Don't fear the reaper.	Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses" Misheard Lyrics: They raised up a son who could eat up his weight in girlfriends Original Lyrics: They raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries.
Lipps Inc's, "Funkytown" Misheard Lyrics: Won't you get me a, Toothpick mister Original Lyrics: Won't you take me to Funky Town?	Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light" Misheard Lyrics: And she was blinded by the light Wrapped up like a douchen in the middle of the night. Original Lyrics: And she was blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Paul McCartney & Wings', "Live and Let Die" Misheard Lyrics: Little lead guy Original Lyrics: Live and let die	The Manhattan Transfer's, "Operator" Misheard Lyrics: Give me cheeses or the wine Original Lyrics: Get me Jesus on the line
The Manhattan Transfer's, "Operator" Misheard Lyrics: Give me cheeses or the wine Original Lyrics: Get me Jesus on the line	The Wrights', "Evie" Misheard Lyrics: Stevie, Stevie, Stevie let your hair hang down Original Lyrics: Evie, Evie, Evie let your hair hang down
Theme Songs', "Sesame Street" Misheard Lyrics: Sunny day, sleeping up, tots a way. Original Lyrics: Sunny day Sweepin' the clouds away

1980s
Adam And The Ants', "Ant Rap" Misheard Lyrics: Fargo Man, Jerry Lee Original Lyrics: Marco, Merrick, Terry Lee	Adam And The Ants', "The Human Beings" Misheard Lyrics: Lots of funny chants (Crow!) Apache, Arapaho Original Lyrics: Blackfoot, Pawnee, Cheyenne, Crow! Apache, Arapaho
Elton John's, "Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)" Misheard Lyrics: And I've been knocking most solidly Original Lyrics: And I've been knocking most of the day	Elton John's, "Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)" Misheard Lyrics: Now it's ready for rain And with every crop that grows We hear your name Original Lyrics: Now we pray for rain And with every drop that falls We hear your name
Elton John's, "Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)" Misheard Lyrics: Some say he found his best in younger years But he'd have said with roots grew stronger If only he could give Original Lyrics: Some say he farmed his best in younger years But he'd have said that roots grow stronger If only he could hear	R.E.M's, "Can't Get There from Here" Misheard Lyrics: Philomath can know the lowdown Original Lyrics: Lawyer Jeff he knows the lowdown
REM's, "Pilgrimage" Misheard Lyrics: Take our turn, take our fortune Original Lyrics: Take a turn, take off marching.	Steve Perry's, "Oh Sherrie" Misheard Lyrics: Sugar bean gum! Original Lyrics: You should have been gone!
Theme Song's, "Ai o Torimodose!!" Misheard Lyrics: You are shark! Original Lyrics: you wa shock!	Tom Petty's, "Free Falling" Misheard Lyrics: She's got shiny bright elbows Original Lyrics: She's crazy 'bout Elvis

1990s
Beck's, "Loser" Misheard Lyrics: Soy on petit fours Original Lyrics: Soy un perdedor	Bush's, "Glycerine " Misheard Lyrics: Must be the scent, of CK-N! Original Lyrics: It must be your skin, I'm sinking in
Cornershop's, "Brimful of Asha" Misheard Lyrics: Behind those movie screens, Asha balls me Original Lyrics: Behind those movie screens, Asha Bhosle	Go West's, "Faithful" Misheard Lyrics: Faithful to my love affair Original Lyrics: Faithful to my lover's prayer
REM's, "Man on the Moon" Misheard Lyrics: Martin Luther and the game of Life Original Lyrics: Mott the Hoople and the game of life	Right Said Fred's, "I'm Too Sexy" Misheard Lyrics: Alma mater Original Lyrics: I'm a model
Salt n Peppa's, "Push It" Misheard Lyrics: Ah, Pussy - Pussy good Ah, Pussy - Pussy real good Ah, Pussy - Pussy good Ah, Pussy - P-Pussy real good Original Lyrics: Ah, push it - push it good Ah, push it - push it real good Ah, push it - push it good Ah, push it - p-push it real good	Spice Girls', "2 Become 1" Misheard Lyrics: Drink a little Budweiser, baby Original Lyrics: Be a little bit wiser, baby
Spice Girls', "2 Become 1" Misheard Lyrics: I need summer love like I never needed love before Original Lyrics: I need some love like I never needed love before	The Proclaimers', "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" Misheard Lyrics: When I throw up, well you know I'm gonna be,I'm gonna be the man that throws up next to you. Original Lyrics: And if I haver Yeah, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you.
Wilson Phillips', "Hold On" Misheard Lyrics: Sunday somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around until you die Original Lyrics: Someday somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye

2000s
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar, We're Goin' Down" Misheard Lyrics: I'm just a god's cornflakes, cook me in pudding Original Lyrics: A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it.	Lady Gaga's, "Bad Romance" Misheard Lyrics: I want your psycho, your vertical stick Original Lyrics: I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick
Muse's, "Feeling Good" Misheard Lyrics: Bosom in the tree Original Lyrics: Blossom in the tree	Muse's, "Feeling Good" Misheard Lyrics: Set up a pun Original Lyrics: Scent of the pine
Muse's, "New Born" Misheard Lyrics: Liquid to the wound Liquid to yourself Original Lyrics: Link it to the world Link it to yourself.	Trivium's, "Into the Mouth of Hell We March" Misheard Lyrics: We can't wait to masturbate, and you can't fap for each day. Original Lyrics: Make your way to a massive grave, if you can't fight for each day.

2010s
Adele's, "Send My Love (to Your New Lover)" Misheard Lyrics: Send my love to you in a letter Treat our butt holes Gotta let go of all of our gloves We both know we ain't kids no more. Original Lyrics: Send my love to your new lover. Treat her better. We've gotta let go of all of our ghosts We both know we ain't kids no more	Christina Perri's, "Jar of Hearts" Misheard Lyrics: Who do you think you are Running 'round here with scars Collecting your jar of farts Tearing love apart You're gonna catch a cold From the ass inside your soul Original Lyrics: And who do you think you are Running 'round leaving scars Collecting your jar of hearts And tearing love apart You're gonna catch a cold From the ice inside your soul
George Ezra's, "Budapest" Misheard Lyrics: My libido Original Lyrics: I'd leave it all	Katy Perry's, "Roar" Misheard Lyrics: Already 'cause she's up the duff Original Lyrics: Already brushing off the dust
Kiiara's, "Gold" Misheard Lyrics: caught up in my, caught up in my teeth Original Lyrics: gold up in my, gold up in my teeth	Nico and Vinz's, "Am I Wrong" Misheard Lyrics: That s***'s how I feel Original Lyrics: That's just how I feel
Pixie Lott's, "Boys and Girls" Misheard Lyrics: You gotta move when the floorboard dumps Original Lyrics: You gotta move when the floorboard jumps	Sia's, "Cheap Thrills" Misheard Lyrics: Baby I don't need Columbians to have fun tonight Original Lyrics: Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight
Vocaloid's, "Echo" Misheard Lyrics: How long have I been gone? Original Lyrics: How long have I been up?

country
Roger Miller's, "King of the Road" Misheard Lyrics: Trailers for sailor rent Original Lyrics: Trailers for sale or rent

misc
Theme Songs', "Sesame Street" Misheard Lyrics: Sunny neighbor zet, that's where we leave. Original Lyrics: Friendly neighbours there, that's where we meet.
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