Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for June 13, 2016

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Beach Boys', "Surfin USA" Misheard Lyrics: If everyone had a notion Original Lyrics: If everyone had an ocean	Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Fortunate Son" Misheard Lyrics: Ganymede, Ganymede. Original Lyrics: It ain't me, it ain't me.
The Beatles', "Twist and Shout" Misheard Lyrics: Shakin' a baby Original Lyrics: Shake it up baby	The Flintstones', "Car Hop Song (Burger on a Bun)" Misheard Lyrics: Here we come on the run With a burger on a bun And a bottle of Coke on the side. Original Lyrics: Here we come on the run With a burger on a bun And a dab of cole slaw on the side.
Theme Songs', "Gilligan's Island" Misheard Lyrics: The ship sook ground Original Lyrics: The ship's aground

1970s
Aerosmith's, "Walk This Way" Misheard Lyrics: Fast talkin' lover always talkin' 'neath the covers Original Lyrics: Backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the covers	Elton John & Kiki Dee's, "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" Misheard Lyrics: I wore your crown Original Lyrics: I was your clown
Elton John's, "Grow Some Funk of Your Own" Misheard Lyrics: I was desperate to dance Just to take the locals down Original Lyrics: I was desperate to dance Just to dig the local sounds	Elvis Costello & the Attractions', "Two Little Hitlers" Misheard Lyrics: I left my face on the floor Original Lyrics: I'm up late, pacing the floor
Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's, "Karn Evil 9 (Third Impression)" Misheard Lyrics: Guardians of a nuclear zone Original Lyrics: Guardians of the new clear dawn	Paper Lace's, "The Night Chicago Died" Misheard Lyrics: and the sound of rutting feet Original Lyrics: and the sound of running feet
Skyhooks', "Living in the Seventies" Misheard Lyrics: I feel like a barman who can't drink a beer Original Lyrics: I feel like a poor man who can't drink his beer	Steely Dan's, "Reelin' in the Years" Misheard Lyrics: Are you wheeling in the yees Original Lyrics: Are you reeling in the years?
Theme Songs', "Good Times" Misheard Lyrics: Keeping your head in the water Make it away when you can Original Lyrics: Keeping your head above water Making a wave when you can

1980s
Crowded House's, "Don't Dream It's Over" Misheard Lyrics: Hey now, hey now Don't dream in slo-mo Original Lyrics: Hey now, hey now Don't dream it's over	Cyndi Lauper's, "She Bop" Misheard Lyrics: I want rabbit Original Lyrics: I won't worry
Def Leppard's, "Animal" Misheard Lyrics: A white line or a snowy globe Original Lyrics: A wild ride, over stony ground	Dire Straits', "Money for Nothing" Misheard Lyrics: We got some movies, refrigerators We got some movies, color TVs Original Lyrics: We gotta move these refrigerators We gotta move these color TVs
Jose Feliciano's, "Chico and the Man" Misheard Lyrics: Donna, things will be better Oh, yes they will for cheaper than the man Yes they will for cheaper than the man Original Lyrics: And I know things will be better Oh, yes they will for Chico and the Man Yes they will for Chico and the Man	Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam's, "I Wonder If I Take You Home" Misheard Lyrics: I wonder if I take you home Would you mistook it for love, baby? Original Lyrics: I wonder if I take you home Would you still be in love, baby?
Manhattan Transfer's, "Boy From New York City" Misheard Lyrics: And he looks cute in his Morehouse suit Original Lyrics: And he's cute in his mohair suit	Men Without Hats', "The Safety Dance" Misheard Lyrics: and surprise 'em with a big chuguy Original Lyrics: and surprise 'em with a victory cry
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" Misheard Lyrics: Mama say mama saw what Michael saw, Mama say mama saw what Michael saw Original Lyrics: Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Coo Sa Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Coo Sa	Night Ranger's, "Sister Christian" Misheard Lyrics: Motor Inn, what's your price of life? You'll be finding years to ride. Original Lyrics: You're motoring,what's your price for flight? And finding mister right.
Pink Floyd's, "Another Brick In The Wall (Part Two)" Misheard Lyrics: How can you have any pudding if you don't kick your feet. You hear kids swimming and splashing like they are at an outdoor pool. Original Lyrics: Wrong! Do it again! Wrong! Do it again! If you don't eat your meat You can't have any pudding How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?	Stevie Nicks', "Leather And Lace" Misheard Lyrics: I need you to f*** me, I need you to pay Original Lyrics: I need you to love me, I need you to stay.
Technotronic's, "Pump Up the Jam" Misheard Lyrics: I'm obliged to say Get your booty on the floor tonight, make my day Original Lyrics: I don't want a place to stay, Get your booty on the floor tonight, make my day	Wham!'s, "I'm Your Man" Misheard Lyrics: First comes Sal's cremation Original Lyrics: First class information
Whitesnake's, "Here I Go Again" Misheard Lyrics: Waiting on love's sweet chai tea Original Lyrics: Waiting on love's sweet charity

1990s
Bone Thugs 'n' Harmony's, "Tha Crossroads" Misheard Lyrics: I miss my uncle charizard Original Lyrics: And I miss my Uncle Charles, y'all.	Della Reese's, "I Will Walk With You" Misheard Lyrics: When you walk down the room Original Lyrics: When you walk down the road
Enigma's, "Return to Innocense" Misheard Lyrics: So look into your heart, my fans Original Lyrics: So look into your heart, my friends	John Mellencamp's, "Wild Night" Misheard Lyrics: Come on out and beg your man Original Lyrics: Come on out and make romance
John Mellencamp's, "Wild Night" Misheard Lyrics: Oh, that wild night's breeze, do you mind? Original Lyrics: All those wild nights breeze through your mind	Santana's, "Smooth" Misheard Lyrics: I wanna kiss ya Original Lyrics: My Monequita
Skid Row's, "Youth Gone Wild" Misheard Lyrics: We are the Yukon whales. Original Lyrics: We are the youth gone wild.	Usher's, "My Way" Misheard Lyrics: She beats me Original Lyrics: She beeps me
Usher's, "You Make Me Wanna..." Misheard Lyrics: Start a jubilation s*** with you Original Lyrics: Start a new relationship with you	Vengaboys', "We like To Party!" Misheard Lyrics: We like the monkey dick, we like, we like the monkey dick Original Lyrics: we like to party

2000s
Muse's, "Exo-politics" Misheard Lyrics: When I seem to feel the skies Original Lyrics: When the Zetas fill the skies	Santana feat. Michelle Branch's, "The Game of Love" Misheard Lyrics: A little bit of tits A little bit of fat Original Lyrics: A little bit of this A little bit of that
The Wiggles', "Fruit Salad" Misheard Lyrics: Give everyone, a big ass spoon. We'll all be needing it very soon. Original Lyrics: Give every one, a plate and a spoon. We'll all be eating it very soon.

2010s
Adele's, "Send My Love (To Your New Lover)" Misheard Lyrics: Jingle bell Original Lyrics: Treat her better	Anthrax's, "I'm Alive" Misheard Lyrics: I'm alive to kill the demon I'm alive to kill the one Yeah yeah yeah yeah Heaven lives in everyone Original Lyrics: I'm alive to be the demon I'm alive to be the one Yeah yeah yeah yeah Hell it lives in everyone
David Bowie's, "Valentine's Day" Misheard Lyrics: Valentine told me who's the girl Original Lyrics: Valentine told me who's to go	Echosmith's, "Cool Kids" Misheard Lyrics: Feel like a poo poo Original Lyrics: be like the cool kids
Fall Out Boy's, "Twin Skeletons" Misheard Lyrics: that shaves our feet and deserves our pity Original Lyrics: that shares our fate and deserves our pity.	Radiohead's, "Burn the Witch" Misheard Lyrics: Sing the song of suspense that goes Original Lyrics: Sing the song of sixpence that goes

christian
Mark Schultz's, "I Am" Misheard Lyrics: I am your cigarette redeemer Original Lyrics: I am your savior and redeemer

misc
Muse's, "New Born" Misheard Lyrics: Link it to the world Link it to yourself Stretch it like a bird's quiz Original Lyrics: Link it to the world Link it to yourself Stretch it like a birth squeeze.
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