Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for May 2, 2016

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1950s
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock" Misheard Lyrics: Number 47 said to number 3 'You're the cuests jailbird I ever did see I sure would be delighted with some sodomy.' Original Lyrics: Number 47 said to number 3 'You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see I sure would be delighted with your company.'

1960s
Led Zeppelin's, "Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)" Misheard Lyrics: Helen told tales of how it used to be Original Lyrics: Tellin' tall tales of how it used to be	Led Zeppelin's, "Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)" Misheard Lyrics: With the pecker in the maid and the seven seas Original Lyrics: With the butler and the maid and the servants three

1970s
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me" Misheard Lyrics: Ollie oxen free Original Lyrics: Honey, I'm still free!	Alice Cooper's, "Halo of flies" Misheard Lyrics: And fantastic plans You never will understand Original Lyrics: And counterfeit plans You never will understand
Billy Paul's, "Me and Mrs. Jones" Misheard Lyrics: We both know that it's wrong But it's much too strong to let it go now Original Lyrics: We both know that it's wrong But it's much too strong to let it cool down	Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid" Misheard Lyrics: And so as you hear these words now telling you I hop on my skates Original Lyrics: And so as you hear these words now telling you now of my state
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes" Misheard Lyrics: Ashes to ashes, fun to fungi Original Lyrics: Ashes to ashes, funk to funky	David Bowie's, "The Jean Genie" Misheard Lyrics: The Jean Genie loves Jimmy's nads Original Lyrics: The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Shine a Little Love" Misheard Lyrics: You shall elope on my life. Original Lyrics: Just shine a little love on my life, and let me see	Gordon Lightfoot's, "The House You Live In" Misheard Lyrics: Be careful while mending the lawn. Original Lyrics: Be careful while bending the law.
Hot Chocolate's, "You Sexy Thing" Misheard Lyrics: I believe in my cause Original Lyrics: I believe in miracles.	Journey's, "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'" Misheard Lyrics: You're tearin' me apart Hickory, dickory, dock Original Lyrics: You're tearin' me apart Every, every day
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Call Me the Beeze" Misheard Lyrics: I don't care if we go home Original Lyrics: I don't carry me no load	Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded by the Light" Misheard Lyrics: She said "I'll turn your old son into something strong" Original Lyrics: She said I'll turn you on sonny to something strong
Robert Palmer's, "Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)" Misheard Lyrics: Salad juice on your lip Original Lyrics: Smile of Judas on your lips.	Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" Misheard Lyrics: If you like peeing in coladas Original Lyrics: If you like pina colada
Sly and the Family Stone's, "Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)" Misheard Lyrics: Look at that cadaver Original Lyrics: Lookin at the devil	Temptations', "Just My Imagination" Misheard Lyrics: A cozy little home out in the country the two children, maybe free Original Lyrics: A cozy little home out in the country for two children, maybe three

1980s
Aerosmith's, "Love in an Elevator" Misheard Lyrics: launch a raid second floor OR lunch at Ray's second floor Original Lyrics: lingerie second floor	Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl" Misheard Lyrics: All the peasants love her Uptown voice Original Lyrics: All the presents from her Uptown boys
Billy Ocean's, "Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)" Misheard Lyrics: Perrybue Twisted Original Lyrics: Caribbean Queen	Billy Ocean's, "Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)" Misheard Lyrics: She's touched by me, and she blamed it on jeans. Original Lyrics: She dashed by me in painted on jeans.
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes" Misheard Lyrics: Do you remember a garden spade Original Lyrics: Do you remember a guy that's been	David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes" Misheard Lyrics: I ain't got no money and I ain't got no ass Original Lyrics: I ain't got to money and I ain't got no hair
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes" Misheard Lyrics: I ain't got no mummy and I ain't got no ass Original Lyrics: I ain't got to money and I ain't got no hair	David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes" Misheard Lyrics: Want an egg to break the ice Original Lyrics: Want an axe to break the ice
Def Leppard's, "Hysteria" Misheard Lyrics: It's such a magical listeria Original Lyrics: It's such a magical mysteria	Hue and Cry's, "Labour of Love" Misheard Lyrics: Winked at my neighbour Original Lyrics: Gonna withdraw my labour
Prince's, "1999" Misheard Lyrics: but your're already outta time Original Lyrics: Party over, oops out of time	Styx's, "Too Much Time on My Hands" Misheard Lyrics: I've got too much top of my head Original Lyrics: I've got too much time on my hands
Styx's, "Too Much Time on My Hands" Misheard Lyrics: Is it any wonder I'm not in mind? Original Lyrics: Is it any wonder I'm null and void?	Weird Al Yankovic's, "Like a Surgeon" Misheard Lyrics: Yeah my patients die before they get paid Original Lyrics: Yeah my patients die before they can pay
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Stop Dragging My Car Around" Misheard Lyrics: Like, wow, I'm sorry Buffy towed it away Original Lyrics: Like, wow, I'm sorry but we towed it away

1990s
Bon Jovi's, "Blaze Of Glory" Misheard Lyrics: I'm a goat in a stable I'm what came Mr. Able Original Lyrics: I'm a colt in your stable I'm what Cain is to Abel.	Khaleel's, "No Mercy" Misheard Lyrics: Five thousand years ago we danced with the comics from outer space. Original Lyrics: Five thousand years ago we danced with the comets from outer space.
Marilyn Manson's, "The Dope Show" Misheard Lyrics: Cops and queers Whose sperm you have to swallow Original Lyrics: Cops and queers To swim you have to swallow	Pantera's, "Becoming" Misheard Lyrics: I'm born again with snakes' eyes Becoming God's eyes. Original Lyrics: I'm born again with snakes' eyes Becoming godsize.
Spice Girls', "Wannabe" Misheard Lyrics: If you wanna be my lover you better get rich my friend Original Lyrics: If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends

2000s
Fall Out Boy's, "Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying" Misheard Lyrics: Tell me who'd like boys like me better In the dogfight, in the W Original Lyrics: Tell me you'd like boys like me better In the dark laying on top of you	Fatboy Slim's, "Eat, Sleep, Rave, Repeat" Misheard Lyrics: Eat, sleep, pray for beat Original Lyrics: Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Nelly's, "Ride Wit Me" Misheard Lyrics: Heyyyyyy, F*** you honey! Original Lyrics: Hey, must be the money	Ozzy Osbourne's, "Gets Me Through" Misheard Lyrics: Sometimes the elephant tease our kind Original Lyrics: Sometimes reality's unkind
Plus-Tech Squeeze Box's, "Dough-Nuts Town Map" Misheard Lyrics: this vegan can be played in this way Original Lyrics: psb game can be played in this place	Tegan And Sara's, "Walking with a Ghost" Misheard Lyrics: Said please, please don't exist. Original Lyrics: Said please, please don't insist.
VersaEmerge's, "Past Praying For" Misheard Lyrics: Fingers dripping down my spine Original Lyrics: Fingers tipping down my spine	VersaEmerge's, "Past Praying For" Misheard Lyrics: Heading for bed while you are with your sense Original Lyrics: Heaven forbid well aware of your sins

2010s
Black Veil Brides', "Nobody's Hero" Misheard Lyrics: This war of hearts Gets too heavy to exist Original Lyrics: This martyr's cross Gets too heavy to exist	Sean Paul's, "Got to Love You" Misheard Lyrics: Me be the Ren an' you be the Stimpy Original Lyrics: Me alone a give you the remedy fi set you free

misc
Carrie Underwood's, "Blown Away" Misheard Lyrics: Every day is so twisty, memories blown away Original Lyrics: Every tear-soaked whiskey memory blown away
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