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1950s
Lloyd Price's, "Personality"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fresh banana leaves
Original Lyrics:
Personality
Stanley Holloway's, "With a Little Bit of Luck"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Lord above gave man an arm, an iron butt
AND
The Lord above made man to help his neighbor's butt
Original Lyrics:
The Lord above gave man an arm of iron, but
AND
The Lord above made man to help his neighbor, but
 
1960s
The Beach Boys', "I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a local hero. I'm makin' records, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a real cool head. I'm makin' real good bread.
 
1970s
Aerosmith's, "Walk This way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I mean she and Lita
Original Lyrics:
I met a cheerleader
Billy Joel's, "Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
At least he can polish defenders
Original Lyrics:
At least he can polish the fenders
Jean Knight's, "Mr. Big Stuff"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Pig Stuff
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Big Stuff
Juice Newton's, "Love's Been a Little Bit Hard on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love me a little then fart on me.
Original Lyrics:
Love's been a little bit hard on me.
The Doobie Brothers', "Listen to the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Houston for happa hap, ga got to let them now
Original Lyrics:
Listn'in for the happ'ning sound, I've got to let them fly
Wild Cherry's, "Play That Funky Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Play that f*cking music loud, boy.
Original Lyrics:
Play that funky music white boy
 
1980s
Cliff Richard's, "Wired for Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like toasties and I like sausages
Original Lyrics:
I like small speakers, I like tall speakers.
Def Leppard's, "Pour Some Sugar on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet today, sacreliege
Original Lyrics:
Sweet to taste, saccharine
Def Leppard's, "Pour Some Sugar on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a Bible, shake it up
Original Lyrics:
Take a bottle, shake it up
Dire Straits', "Money For Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got to get some motherfuck women
Cuz the kitchen delivery
We've got some movies, refresh your rhytm
We've got some movies counting free.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen delivery
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TVs.
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
And no mustache could've been any cover.
Original Lyrics:
And no message could have been any clearer.
Prince's, "Let's Go Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear, we're in love
Original Lyrics:
Dearly beloved
Prince's, "Little Red Corvette"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shed a pocket full of horses
Original Lyrics:
You had a pocket full of horses.
Prince's, "Raspberry Beret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bash baby you're it
Original Lyrics:
Raspberry beret
Prince's, "Raspberry Beret"
Misheard Lyrics:
He told me several times that he did not feel kind.
Original Lyrics:
He told me several times he didn't like my kind.
Prince's, "Raspberry Beret"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said now "All those kinds of things never turned me on"
Original Lyrics:
I said now, 'Overcast days never turned me on.'
Prince's, "Raspberry Beret"
Misheard Lyrics:
She wore a raspberry gold ring
Original Lyrics:
She wore a raspberry beret
Ray Parker Jr.'s, "Ghostbusters "
Misheard Lyrics:
Who ya gonna call?
Gross custard!
Original Lyrics:
Who ya gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Romeo Void's, "Never Say Never"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our mud would keep better if we slept together
or
Oh Mull 'o' Kintyre if we slept together
Original Lyrics:
I might like you better if we slept together.
 
1990s
Ace of Base's, "The Sign"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the pale moon
For a million years I've wondered who you are
Original Lyrics:
Under the pale moon
For so many years I've wondered who you are
Elton John's, "Club at the End of the Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you and a dog named Boo
In the club at the end of the street.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
Everclear's, "Father of Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***er of mind
Original Lyrics:
Father of mine
Everclear's, "I Will Buy You a New Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will buy you a barbell
Original Lyrics:
I will buy you a garden
Madonna's, "Frozen"
Misheard Lyrics:
You only see what your ass wants to see
Original Lyrics:
You only see what your eyes want to see
Madonna's, "Ray of Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
For the call of dumber
Original Lyrics:
For the call of thunder
Madonna's, "The Power of Good-Bye"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no greater flower than the flower of good vibes
Original Lyrics:
There's no greater power than the power of good-bye
Nirvana's, "Aneurysm"
Misheard Lyrics:
She puts a poppy stain on my heart
Original Lyrics:
She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
Robbie Williams', "Rock DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be sissy baby just tease me got no family plans
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be sleazy
Baby, just tease me
Got no family plans.
The Simpsons', "Do the Bartman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Homer: BART BROKE IT!!
Original Lyrics:
Homer: YOU'RE GROUNDED!!
 
2000s
3 Doors Down's, "Away from the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Away from the song
Original Lyrics:
Away from the sun
3 Doors Down's, "The Road I'm On"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's a zero
Original Lyrics:
That's the same road
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead's, "Another Morning Stoner"
Misheard Lyrics:
What is the good if it starts to bleed?
Original Lyrics:
What is forgiveness? It's just a dream
Beyonce's, "Single Ladies"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the single A, On the single A.
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies.All the single ladies.
Everclear's, "AM Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had none of that crack back in 1970
Original Lyrics:
They had none of that crap back in 1970
Everclear's, "Wonderful"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're livid
Original Lyrics:
When you're little
Fall Out Boy's, "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a little man
And I'm also evil
Also into keg
Also into keg
Original Lyrics:
I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are
Oh so intricate
Oh so intricate
Kouji Wada's, "The Biggest Dreamer"
Misheard Lyrics:
beat a vegan
Original Lyrics:
big and bigger
System of a Down's, "Forest"
Misheard Lyrics:
You made the weapons for assault.
Original Lyrics:
You made the weapons for us all
 
2010s
A Day to Remember's, "Homesick "
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey mom I got you some hot sauce
And tell dad I just farted
Original Lyrics:
Hey mom I wrote you some soft songs
And tell dad I'm just fine
Adele's, "Water Under the Bridge"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love anyone that are under the bridge.
Original Lyrics:
Our love ain't water under the bridge.
DNCE's, "Cake by the Ocean "
Misheard Lyrics:
Kate by the ocean
Original Lyrics:
Cake by the ocean
Daft Punk's, "Get Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's up all night to this song
I'm up all night to get zonked
Original Lyrics:
She's up all night to the sun
I'm up all night to get some
Of Monsters and Men's, "Silhouttes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Im already dead
Original Lyrics:
Im already there
Selena Gomez's, "Hands to Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Metaphorical jamba juice
Original Lyrics:
Your metaphorical gin and juice
Twenty One Pilots', "Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the good DOG days!!
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days, when or momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out
 
country
Johnny Horton's, "Johnny Reb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get out of the way, Johnny Red, Johnny Red
Get out of the way, Johnny Red.
Original Lyrics:
You fought all the way, Johnny Reb, Johnny Reb
You fought all the way, Johnny Reb.
Toby Keith's, "Red Solo Cup"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red Solo cup I fill you up
Let's have a party
Rosita party
Original Lyrics:
Red Solo cup I fill you up
Let's have a party
Proceed to party

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