Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for November 13, 2015

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1950s
Doris Day's, "It's Magic" Misheard Lyrics: Long, the skies were full of gas Original Lyrics: Long, the skies were overcast	Frankie Laine's, "I Believe" Misheard Lyrics: Every time I hear a new born baby cry Or catch a thief Or see the sky. Original Lyrics: Every time I hear a new born baby cry Or touch a leaf Or see the sky.

1960s
Ray Charles', "America the Beautiful" Misheard Lyrics: Sweep America Original Lyrics: Sweet America	Simon and Garfunkel's, "I Am a Rock" Misheard Lyrics: I am a rock, I am an iron man Original Lyrics: I am a rock, I am an island.
The Hollies', "Bus Stop" Misheard Lyrics: Bus stop, wet day, she's there, I say, "Michelle, my umbrella." Original Lyrics: Bus stop, wet day, she's there, I say Please share my umbrella

1970s
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me" Misheard Lyrics: Hammy Hamster's free Take a chance on me. Original Lyrics: Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me.	Bruce Springsteen's, "Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out" Misheard Lyrics: Tent devil you freeze-dried Original Lyrics: 10th Avenue freeze out
Clint Holmes', "Playground in My Mind" Misheard Lyrics: My name is Michael. I've got a mink coat. Original Lyrics: My name is Michael. I've got a nickel.	David Bowie's, "Suffragette City" Misheard Lyrics: Got a California ticket Original Lyrics: 'Cause you can't afford the ticket
Eagles', "Take It to the Limit" Misheard Lyrics: Saw Murphy on the highway Original Lyrics: So put me on a highway	First Class', "Beach Baby" Misheard Lyrics: Peach baby, peach baby, give me your hat Give me something that I can remember Original Lyrics: Beach baby, beach baby, give me your hand Give me something that I can remember
Gerry Rafferty's, "Baker Street" Misheard Lyrics: He's gonna give up the gurus and the one-night stands Original Lyrics: He's gonna give up the booze and the one-night stands	Julie Covington's, "Don't Cry for Me Argentina" Misheard Lyrics: All through my wild days, my magic sisters Original Lyrics: All through my wild days, my mad existence
Led Zeppelin's, "Ten Years Gone" Misheard Lyrics: Through the eyes an' I sparkle, Senses growing keen Original Lyrics: Dewy eyes that sparkle, Senses growing keen	Queen's, "Killer Queen" Misheard Lyrics: Goodbye to a jug of tea. Original Lyrics: Gunpowder, gelatine
Reunion's, "Life Is a Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me)" Misheard Lyrics: Take it easy, take me higher Liar, liar, pants on fire Original Lyrics: Take it easy, take me higher Liar, liar, house on fire	The Clash's, "London Calling" Misheard Lyrics: London calling, yeah, I was a tool Original Lyrics: London calling, yeah, I was there, too.

1980s
Def Leppard's, "Armageddon It" Misheard Lyrics: You flash your bedroom eyes like a jumbo jet Original Lyrics: You flash your bedroom eyes like a jumping jack	Def Leppard's, "Pour Some Sugar on Me" Misheard Lyrics: Awesome shooter on the way! Original Lyrics: Pour some sugar on me.
Elton John's, "Sacrifice" Misheard Lyrics: Cocoa farts, are done by you Original Lyrics: Cold cold heart, hard done by you	Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone" Misheard Lyrics: Some weird one on a loan he tell'd and wrote, 'There's a guy scarred.' To realize that eternal fate, It's turned, it's back on again, It's to wait on him Original Lyrics: Somewhere in a lonely hotel room There's a guy starting To realize that eternal fate Has turned its back on him, It's 2 a.m.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me with Your Best Shot" Misheard Lyrics: Hit me with your benchmark Original Lyrics: Hit me with your best shot.	Siouxsie and the Banshees', "Hong Kong Garden" Misheard Lyrics: Leave your hens on the counter please Original Lyrics: Leave your Yens on the counter please

1990s
Backstreet Boys', "Get Down (You're The One For Me)" Misheard Lyrics: B****, you at the top of my list Original Lyrics: Put you on thhe top of my list	Hanson's, "Where's The Love?" Misheard Lyrics: Who cares what you're doing? Original Lyrics: Look at what you're doing.
Honeyz's, "End Of The Line" Misheard Lyrics: Don't be afraid of this bravest heart of mine. Original Lyrics: Don't be afraid, oh, don't break this heart of mine.	Mariah Carey's, "Last Night a DJ Saved My Life" Misheard Lyrics: Last night, a Ninja saved my wife. Original Lyrics: Last night, a D.J. saved my life.
Pearl Jam's, "Black" Misheard Lyrics: She's a pickled herring, under sheets of glaze. Original Lyrics: Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay.	REM's, "Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: Calling a child a vicar. Original Lyrics: Call me when you try to wake her up
Ray Charles', "Diet Pepsi" Misheard Lyrics: You got the white one baby Original Lyrics: You got the right one baby	Rod Stewart's, "Broken Arrow" Misheard Lyrics: Who else is gonna bring you a broken Errol? Original Lyrics: Who else is gonna bring you a broken arrow?
Shaggy's, "Luv Me, Luv Me" Misheard Lyrics: Girl, you're unique. Let me get a whiff of that sweet p***y. Original Lyrics: Girl, you're unique. Now let me take a whiff of that sweet physique.	Theme Songs', "The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss (season 1)" Misheard Lyrics: Scatter in a shuttle Water in a puddle Through the middle of the mutter And get your feet down to Mulberry Street Original Lyrics: Scuddle and a shuddle Waddle in a puddle Through the middle of the muddle And edge your feet down to Wubbulous Street
Theme Songs', "The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss (season 2)" Misheard Lyrics: We're gonna have a wondrous kind of day now! Original Lyrics: We're gonna have a wubbulous kind of day now!	Us3's, "Cantaloop (Flip Fantasia)" Misheard Lyrics: I shall improve as I stick and move Original Lyrics: I show and prove as a stick in move

2000s
Christina Aguilera's, "Dirrty" Misheard Lyrics: Get right up and boogie or Get right up and booty Original Lyrics: Get it fired up in a hurry	Christina Aguilera's, "Dirrty" Misheard Lyrics: Gotta get rid of my booty or Gonna get rid of my booty or Wanna get rid of my booty Original Lyrics: Gonna get a little unruly
Christina Aguilera's, "Dirrty" Misheard Lyrics: Nowhere to run Original Lyrics: 'Bout to erupt	Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance" Misheard Lyrics: Why don't you show me a little bit of spark What you've been saving for is that dress Original Lyrics: Why don't you show me the little bit of spine you've been saving for his mattress?
Fall Out Boy's, "Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying" Misheard Lyrics: I never knew that you would pick it apart Oh, I'm falling apart to songs about hipster hearts Original Lyrics: I never knew that you would pick it apart Oh, I'm falling apart to songs about hips and hearts.	Nelly Furtado's, "Turn Off The Light" Misheard Lyrics: I live my life by balloon. Original Lyrics: I live my life by the moon.
Nelly Furtado's, "Turn Off the Light" Misheard Lyrics: And I say, "Barbie, Barbie, Barbie, now, now, now." Original Lyrics: And I say follow me, follow me, follow me down, down, down	OneRepublic's, "Tyrant" Misheard Lyrics: Don't justify me, just defy me Original Lyrics: Don't justify me, justify me
OneRepublic's, "Tyrant" Misheard Lyrics: Try to run Original Lyrics: Tyrant	Sia's, "Big Girls Cry" Misheard Lyrics: I may cry through an intermission Original Lyrics: I may cry ruining my make-up

2010s
Fall Out Boy's, "The Phoenix" Misheard Lyrics: I'm gonna change you like a wenix Original Lyrics: I'm gonna change you like a remix	Theme Songs', "Pajanimals" Misheard Lyrics: Dream a little dream with sweet pea soup Original Lyrics: Dream a little dream with Sweet Pea Sue
Theme Songs', "The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That!" Misheard Lyrics: All of our adventures start like dad Original Lyrics: All of our adventures start like that

country
Boney M's, "Rasputin" Misheard Lyrics: But to most cold Chinks he was such a lovely dear. Original Lyrics: But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely dear.	Joe Nichols', "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" Misheard Lyrics: She might come home in a chamber pot Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off. Original Lyrics: She might come home in a tablecloth Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off.
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