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1950s
Nat King Cole's, "Unforgettable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a song of love that clays to me
Original Lyrics:
Like a song of love that clings to me
 
1960s
The Foundations', "Build Me Up Buttercup"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you were my toy
Original Lyrics:
To you I'm a toy
The Supremes', "Baby Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh baby lot, my baby lot
Original Lyrics:
Ooh baby love, my baby love
 
1970s
Dave Edmunds', "I Hear You Knocking"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now you're knocking on my dorm
Original Lyrics:
And now you're knocking on my door
Genesis', "Follow You Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay with me, just what single cheer in this positive year
Original Lyrics:
Stay with me, just one single tear in each passing year
Hot Chocolate's, "You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Mecca
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
Stevie Wonder's, "I Believe (When I Fall in Love It Will Be Forever)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am in case inside a hollow s***
Original Lyrics:
Here I am encased inside a hollow shell
Stevie Wonder's, "Isn't She Lovely"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buoyant so happy
Original Lyrics:
Boy I'm so happy
The Doobie Brothers', "What a Fool Believes"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a food believes
Original Lyrics:
What a fool believes
 
1980s
Clash's, "Train in Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can stand by me
You're not alone
You can stand by me
Always
Original Lyrics:
Did you stand by me?
No, not at all
Did you stand by me?
No way!
Dionne & Friends', "That's What Friends Are For"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so by the way I vacuum
Original Lyrics:
And so by the way I thank you
Elton John's, "I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time all I had
Could be time spent in view
Original Lyrics:
Time on my hands
Could be time spent with you
Eric Carmen's, "Hungry Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
One look at you and I can't kiss guys
Original Lyrics:
One look at you and I can't disguise
Genesis', "Misunderstanding"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've waited in the room for hours
Original Lyrics:
I've waited in the rain for hours
Hall & Oates', "I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the Bounty, now you want our soul
Original Lyrics:
You got the body, now you want my soul
Hall & Oates', "Kiss on My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they resist on knowing my blips
Original Lyrics:
When they insist on knowing my bliss
Hall & Oates', "Private Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're washing you
Original Lyrics:
They're watching you
Natalie Cole's, "Miss You Like Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss you like Craisins
Original Lyrics:
I miss you like crazy
Prince's, "Raspberry Beret"
Misheard Lyrics:
She wore raspberry vervain, the.
Kind you buy in a second hand store
Original Lyrics:
She wore a raspberry beret,
The kind you buy, in a second-hand store
Talking Heads', "Once in a Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Having a disco fight
In the water moblie
Original Lyrics:
Letting the days go by
Let the water hold me down.
The Members', "Working Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
If she works nine to give
Gotta get some calamine.
Original Lyrics:
If she works nine to five
Sure to keep my love alive.
 
1990s
Backstreet Boys', "Quit Playing Games with My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Impossible as in Macy's
Original Lyrics:
Impossible as it may seem
Deee-Lite's, "Groove Is in the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grover's in the hearth
Original Lyrics:
Groove is in the heart.
Go West's, "King of Wishful Thinking"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll get overhill
I know I will
Original Lyrics:
I'll get over you
I know I will
Heavy D and Eddie F's, "In Living Color"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody here is equally fine
Original Lyrics:
Everybody here is equally kind
Spice Girls', "2 Become 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the only way to pee
Original Lyrics:
It's the only way to be
Spice Girls', "Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look for the rainbow in every store
Original Lyrics:
Look for the rainbow in every storm
Spice Girls', "Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catching me in places that I knew I shouldn't pee
Original Lyrics:
Catching me in places that I know I shouldn't be
Spice Girls', "Say You'll Be There"
Misheard Lyrics:
This I swear
Original Lyrics:
Yes I swear
Spice Girls', "Spice Up Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
We will take you...wait, you got to go
Original Lyrics:
We will take you where you got to go
Spice Girls', "Wannabe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Venture never ends
Original Lyrics:
Friendship never ends
Spice Girls', "Who Do You Think You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Justice, use it, prune it, group it
Original Lyrics:
Trust it, use it, prove it, groove it
Static-X's, "Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Covered in jello drop dead bannana fish
Original Lyrics:
Tune it in, chill out, drop dead, I need to fix
Static-X's, "Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flax! Flax! Flax! All of you yelling at me please carry on.
Original Lyrics:
Fix! Fix! Fix! I'm in you you're in me please give me a fix.
The Cranberries', "Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a dream, Timmy
Original Lyrics:
You're a dream to me
 
2000s
Billy Talent's, "Saint Veronika"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn Kanye, Kanye
Original Lyrics:
Damn God, yeah, God, yeah
Christina Aguilera & Ricky Martin's, "Nobody Want to Be Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't express your feelings slipping away
Original Lyrics:
Time is precious and it's slipping away
Moby's, "Lift Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me up, let me up higher and higher
or
Lemme up, lemme up, ah-la-la-la.
Original Lyrics:
Lift me up, lift me up, higher now ama.
OutKast feat. Sleepy Brown's, "The Way You Move"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like the way you moo
Original Lyrics:
I like the way you move
OutKast's, "Hey Ya!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't try to fight the villain
Original Lyrics:
Don't try to fight the feeling
Paul Van Dyk's, "Let Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you feel you can Lego then Lego
Original Lyrics:
If you feel you can't let go then let go
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know my Pips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel this white
Original Lyrics:
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel this right
Spice Girls', "Holler"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to make you Holly
Original Lyrics:
I want to make you holler
Sting's, "Fine Knacks for Ladies"
Misheard Lyrics:
It is a precious tuba to be played,
Sometimes in shell the Orient's pearls we find.
Original Lyrics:
It is a precious jewel to be plain,
Sometimes in shell the Orient's pearls we find.
Taylor Swift's, "Better Than Revenge"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's not insane and she's not what you think,
Original Lyrics:
She's not a saint and she's not what you think,
 
2010s
Imagine Dragons', "The Unknown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Armed tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
Auntie Mara
Imagine Dragons', "The Unknown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm and heavy
Original Lyrics:
Woman, help me
Saint Motel's, "My Type"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're, You're, You're just small town
Original Lyrics:
You're, You're, You're just my type
Taylor Swift's, "Blank Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
So it's going to be forever, or go down with pants,
Original Lyrics:
So it's going to be forever, or go down in flames.
 
christian
Bob Carlisle's, "Butterfly Kisses"
Misheard Lyrics:
She talks to cheeses and I close my eyes
Original Lyrics:
She talks to Jesus and I close my eyes

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