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1960s
Lovin' Spoonful's, "Summer in the City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot down summer in the city, back of my nuts getting dirty gritty.
Original Lyrics:
Hot town summer in the city, back of my neck getting burnt and gritty.
Lovin' Spoonful's, "Summer in the City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot time some in the city, back of my net getting dirt and gritty.
Original Lyrics:
Hot town summer in the city, back of my neck getting burnt and gritty.
Neil Diamond's, "Cherry Cherry"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got the wet poopie (group backing vocal part on chorus)
Original Lyrics:
She got the way to move me
Sir Douglas Quintet's, "She's About a Mover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese about a moo-moo
Original Lyrics:
She's about a mover
Van Morrison's, "Brown-Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember when we used to say...
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember when we used to sing...
 
1970s
Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
This 80s music ain't got the same soul
Original Lyrics:
Today's music ain't got the same soul
Corey Hart's, "Sunglasses at Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wear my sombreros at night
Original Lyrics:
I wear my sunglasses at night
Jimmy Buffett's, "Cheeseburger in Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm 57 and french fried potatoes
Original Lyrics:
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Jose Feliciano's, "Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can see the morning sun if you shine
Original Lyrics:
You can see the morning sun if you try
Kenny Loggins', "This Is It"
Misheard Lyrics:
One more raisin to try
Original Lyrics:
One more reason to try
Leo Sayer's, "When I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hold out my head and I'm Dutch-rubbed
or
I hold out my hand and I Dutch rub
Original Lyrics:
I hold out my hand and I touch love
Supertramp's, "Give a Little Bit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give a little bet on your love, baby
Original Lyrics:
Give a little bit of your love, baby
T-Rex's, "Bang a Gong (Get It On)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do a bong
Do a bong
Get it on
Original Lyrics:
Get it on
Bang a gong
Get it on
Van Morrison's, "Moondance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, it's a marvelous night for a one dance
Original Lyrics:
Well, it's a marvelous night for a moondance
 
1980s
Bryan Adams', "Cuts Like a Knife"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I heard it on the streets.
I heard your mother found somebody new.
Original Lyrics:
Well I heard it on the street
I heard you mighta found somebody new
Cinderella's, "Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
I call you on the phone
But never get the rice
Original Lyrics:
I call you on the phone
But never get a rise
Dio's, "Holy Diver"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy Godiva!
Original Lyrics:
Holy diver
Duran Duran's, "Girls on Film"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come, Seinfeld
Original Lyrics:
Girls on film
Icehouse's, "Electric Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just sneeze everytime you see through me
And it's all over you
Electric boobs
Original Lyrics:
I just freeze everytime you see through me
And it's all over you
Electric Blue
Kenny Loggins', "Danger Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiding to the danger zone
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone
Kenny Loggins', "Footloose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I gotta cut loops
Froot Loops
Kick off those Sundance shoes
Original Lyrics:
Now I gotta cut loose
Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Kenny Loggins', "Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
I may not be so smart
But I'm nobody's food
Original Lyrics:
I may not be so smart
But I'm nobody's fool
Mike Oldfield's, "To France"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never going to get depressed.
Original Lyrics:
Never going to get to France.
Power Station's, "Some Like It Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel the heat
Burning you to the sign.
Original Lyrics:
Feel the heat
Pushing you to decide.
The Cutting Crew's, "(I Just) Died in Your Arms"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just died in your alms tonight.
It must've been something I ate
Original Lyrics:
I just died in your arms tonight.
It must've been something you said
Wang Chung's, "Everybody Have Fun Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody Chew Wang tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
 
1990s
Alice in Chains', "Would?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heir to the throne again
Original Lyrics:
Into the flood again
Backstreet Boys', "Don't Want You Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was blinded so I lost all kind of sex.
Original Lyrics:
I was blinded so I lost all common sense.
Cherry Poppin' Daddies', "Zoot Suit Riot"
Misheard Lyrics:
A stray cat frontin' out an 80s band
Original Lyrics:
A stray cat frontin' out an eight-piece band
Hootie and the Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old man Hank!
Original Lyrics:
Hold my hand!
KLF's, "3 A.M. Eternal"
Misheard Lyrics:
ain't John Sununu
Original Lyrics:
Ancients of Mu Mu
Manic Street Preachers', "A Design for Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm weeing on a lotta spam
Original Lyrics:
And we are not allowed to spend
Men at Work's, "Down Under"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better not run, you better not take cover.
Original Lyrics:
You'd better run, you'd better take cover.
Montell Jordan's, "This Is How We Do It"
Misheard Lyrics:
The farting's here on the west side
Original Lyrics:
The party's here on the west side
No Doubt's, "Spiderwebs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave a messy genital human
Original Lyrics:
Leave a message and I'll call you back
Pearl Jam's, "Jeremy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy Spokane, glass today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
R.E.M's, "Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Jamaica
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
Misheard Lyrics:
Anner-Anner and I are getting old
Original Lyrics:
Ana Ng and I are getting old
 
2000s
Commercial's, "The Villages"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're filling s***s
Florida's framing this hometown
Original Lyrics:
The Villages
Florida's friendliest hometown
Hikaru Utada's, "Sanctuary"
Misheard Lyrics:
whimsical tide
Original Lyrics:
music will tie
Montell Jordan's, "Get It on Tonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now she's trying two ice cubes
Original Lyrics:
Now she's trying to ice you
Shaggy's, "Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my dog named Angel
Original Lyrics:
Your my darlin' Angel
The Wiggles', "Hot Potato"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gold spaghetti
Original Lyrics:
Cold spaghetti
 
2010s
Ed Sheeran's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you can fit me
Inside the knickers you got when you were 16
Original Lyrics:
Oh you can fit me
Inside the necklace you got when you were 16
Flo Rida's, "Wild Ones (ft. Sia)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I took you home,
I'd be a woman
Original Lyrics:
If I took you home,
It'd be a home run
Skillet's, "Rise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like an angry maid
Original Lyrics:
Like a hand grenade
Taylor Swift's, "Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been a really big c*nt
Original Lyrics:
You made a really deep cut
 
country
Lee Ann Womack's, "Ashes by Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
A**holes by now
Original Lyrics:
Ashes by now
Lee Ann Womack's, "I Hope You Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tom is a reel in constant motion
Always rolling us along
Tell me who wants the look back on them using
Wonder where those ears have gone
Original Lyrics:
Time is a wheel in constant motion
Always rolling us along
Tell me who wants to look back on their youth
And wonder where those years have gone
Lee Ann Womack's, "The Berenstain Bears"
Misheard Lyrics:
The only difference is they live in a creek
Original Lyrics:
The only difference is they live in a tree

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