Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for June 22, 2015

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Cast of The Sound of Music's, "Do Re Mi" Misheard Lyrics: Do - a deer, a female deer Re - a drop of golden song Mi - a name I call myself Fa - a long long way to rum So - a needle pulling threat La - a note to follow so Ti - a drink with Chad and Brett That will bring us back to dope Original Lyrics: Do - a deer, a female deer Re - a drop of golden sun Mi - a name I call myself Fa - a long long way to run So - a needle pulling thread La - a note to follow so Ti - a drink with jam and bread That will bring us back to Do	The Beatles', "Get Back" Misheard Lyrics: Jo-Jo was a man and Tony was a robber Original Lyrics: Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loner.
The Vogues', "Five O'Clock World" Misheard Lyrics: Trade the time for the pay I get. Liver on the money then I hate me again. Original Lyrics: Tradin' my time for the pay I get Livin' on money that I ain't made yet

1970s
ABBA's, "Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight)" Misheard Lyrics: No one to heal my brain Original Lyrics: No one to hear my prayer	Alan O'Day's, "Alone Again (Naturally)" Misheard Lyrics: I'm not feeling any less sun Original Lyrics: I'm not feeling any less sour
Albert Hammond's, "The Free Electric Band" Misheard Lyrics: She'd settle for some purple and a little patch of land Original Lyrics: She'd settle for suburbia and a little patch of land	Billy Joel's, "Piano Man" Misheard Lyrics: And the piano sounds like a cannibal Original Lyrics: And the piano sounds like a carnival
Bryan Ferry's, "Let's Stick Together" Misheard Lyrics: Then if you're stuck for a while consider our child How can it be happy without its marrow pie Let's stick together, c'mon c'mon let's stick together You know we made a vow to leave on another level Original Lyrics: Then if you're stuck for a while consider our child How can it be happy without its ma and pa Let's stick together, c'mon c'mon let's stick together You know we made a vow to leave one another never	Edison Lighthouse's, "Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)" Misheard Lyrics: I'm a lucky fella And I've just got to tell her That I love her and Lesley. Original Lyrics: I'm a lucky fella And I've just got to tell her That I love her endlessly.
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets" Misheard Lyrics: She's got electric boobs, and mohair shoes. Original Lyrics: She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.	Elton John's, "Philadelphia Freedom" Misheard Lyrics: Philadelphi-alfredo Original Lyrics: Philadelphia freedom
England Dan and John Ford Coley's, "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: I'm not talkin' 'bout Myfanwy Original Lyrics: I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in.	Ohio Players', "Love Rollercoaster" Misheard Lyrics: You always want a rollercoaster baby, baby Original Lyrics: Your love is like a rollercoaster baby, baby
Pink Floyd's, "Another Brick in the Wall" Misheard Lyrics: You, yes, you can't deal with it Original Lyrics: You! Yes, you! Stand still laddy!	Queen's, "Killer Queen" Misheard Lyrics: She keeps a mole in a sandal in her pretty cabinet Original Lyrics: She keeps Moet et Chandon in her pretty cabinet
Queen's, "Seven Seas of Rhye" Misheard Lyrics: Fear me, you Lord and lazy creatures. Original Lyrics: Hear me, you Lord and Lady Preachers.	Rick Derringer's, "Rock 'n' Roll Hoochie Koo" Misheard Lyrics: Rock and roll Hoochie Koo, Hey Lawdy Mama, bite my shoe Original Lyrics: Rock and roll Hoochie Koo Lordy, Mama, light my fuse.
Roxy Music's, "Love Is the Drug" Misheard Lyrics: Love is the drug, Doctor Hook and me Original Lyrics: Love is the drug, got a hook in me	Sammy Davis Jr.'s, "The Candy Man" Misheard Lyrics: Who can take tomorrow, dippy dinner dream Original Lyrics: Who can take tomorrow, dip it in a dream
Status Quo's, "Down Down" Misheard Lyrics: Down down dee dum down down Original Lyrics: Down down deeper and down	T. Rex's, "Telegram Sam" Misheard Lyrics: Golden or Slim Golden or Slim I know's where you've been Purple Pants Pete Purple Pants Pete Your lipstick's like lightning Goes crunch in the heat Original Lyrics: Golden Nose Slim Golden Nose Slim I know's where you've been Purple Pie Pete Purple Pie Pete Your lips are like lightning Girls melt in the heat
The Carpenters', "Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft" Misheard Lyrics: To send the message: Weedy Clare will contact Dave Original Lyrics: To send the message: We declare World Contact Day	The Skids', "Into the Valley" Misheard Lyrics: Into the valley, beaten and defiled Original Lyrics: Into the valley, betrothed and divine
Yes', "I've Seen All Good People" Misheard Lyrics: I've seen all good people turn their heads to stay So satisfied, I'm on my way Original Lyrics: I've seen all good people turn their heads each day So satisfied, I'm on my way

1980s
Diana Ross', "Upside Down" Misheard Lyrics: As long as the song continues to shop Original Lyrics: As long as the sun continues to shine	Dionne & Friends', "That's What Friends Are For" Misheard Lyrics: For good dimes and bad dimes I'll be on your sight forever more Original Lyrics: For good times and bad times I'll be on your side forever more
Frank Sinatra's, "Theme from New York, New York" Misheard Lyrics: And fine I'm aim number one Top of the list King of the hill Aim number one Original Lyrics: And find I'm A-number-one Top of the list King of the hill A-number-one	Irene Cara's, "Flashdance...What a Feeling" Misheard Lyrics: What a feeling Thanks for leaving Original Lyrics: What a feeling Being's believing
Kool & the Gang's, "Too Hot" Misheard Lyrics: Gotta run for shingles Gotta run for s*** Original Lyrics: Gotta run for shelter Gotta run for shade	Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal" Misheard Lyrics: You've been hit by You've been f**ked by A smooth criminal! Original Lyrics: You' ve been hit by You've been struck by A smooth criminal.
Sheila E's, "Belle of Saint Mark" Misheard Lyrics: I'm in love with a fellow from Crakemarsh Original Lyrics: I'm in love with the belle of Saint Mark.	Terence Trent D'arby's, "Sign Your Name" Misheard Lyrics: Salome, you crossed my heart Original Lyrics: Sign your name across my heart
Vanessa Bell Armstrong's, "Shine on Me (Amen theme)" Misheard Lyrics: Turn out the lights from hell and lord Original Lyrics: Turn out the lights from heaven, lord

1990s
98 Degrees', "Because of You" Misheard Lyrics: You're the sunshine after the Raid Original Lyrics: You're the sunshine after the rain	Bruce Springsteen's, "Streets of Philadelphia" Misheard Lyrics: Lyin' away Original Lyrics: Lyin' awake
Cher's, "The Shoop Shoop Song" Misheard Lyrics: How about the waving ass? Original Lyrics: How about the way he acts?	Digital Underground's, "The Humpty Dance" Misheard Lyrics: Yo ladies, oh how I like to f*** thee. Original Lyrics: Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Misheard Lyrics: When the light's out, sex is dangerous. Here we are now in containers. I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now in containers. I'm a lion, I'm a bino, I'm a skater, I'm a beatle. Yay 3x or When the light's out it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us. An alliance, and a dino, and a skaler, and a beagle Yeah 3x Original Lyrics: With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yeah, hey, yay	OMC's, "How Bizarre" Misheard Lyrics: Habazaar Original Lyrics: How bizarre
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue" Misheard Lyrics: Whispers are shared, it's a lonely vieiw Original Lyrics: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.	Sugar Ray's, "Every Morning" Misheard Lyrics: Shut the door, Dan Original Lyrics: Shut the door, baby
Sugar Ray's, "Fly" Misheard Lyrics: All around the world Stitches crumble for me Original Lyrics: All around the world Statues crumble for me	Sugar Ray's, "Someday" Misheard Lyrics: We'll take a swim in a deeper sea Original Lyrics: We'll take a swim in the deep blue sea
Third Eye Blind's, "Semi-Charmed Life" Misheard Lyrics: I want someone else Original Lyrics: I want something else	White Town's, "Your Woman" Misheard Lyrics: I could never be your water Original Lyrics: I could never be your woman

2000s
Eiffel 65's, "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" Misheard Lyrics: I'm blue, if I was green I would die, was green I would die Original Lyrics: I'm blue da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die,	Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance" Misheard Lyrics: This, this is the radio of you And the misery of me Original Lyrics: Dance, this is the way they'd love if they knew How misery loved me
Junior Senior's, "Move Your Feet" Misheard Lyrics: Everybody, move your feet and get excited Original Lyrics: Everybody, move your feet and feel united

2010s
Calvin Harris feat. Florence Welch's, "Sweet Nothing" Misheard Lyrics: Sussex County Original Lyrics: Such sweet nothings	Fall Out Boy's, "American Beauty/American Psycho" Misheard Lyrics: You say the full, full truth and your pulse slows down. You say the full, full truth and you pulse slows down. Original Lyrics: You take the full, full truth and pour some out. You take the full full truth and pour some out.
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