Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for April 29, 2015

You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your rump on me.
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I sure would be delighted with your bumpin' me.
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I sure would be delighted. Will you bunk with me?
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I sure would be delighted with your boinkin' me.

All Liza's chest
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear
And Disney guards the rest

I get high; I get high

Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh oh oh.

Couldn't see, only seventeen

When you feel like grime but the Cheers won't come

You got a way to set my seltzers reeling everytime you smile

Wastin' away again in my burrito van

Your drinks will you d***head out

Preparing for something to eat

Chico, don't be disco rage

You had a temp who liked my jelly seal
Too hard, too greedy.

These healthy men, my broken heart...

Mush-a-room doggy doo in the dark

Get loose with a goose

I'm all out of Luvs

I used to think I was tied to a hot egg

I want to see you denied in my sweet dreams

Now the night has come

On this endless ocean
Family lovers know no shame

Well, it's all right
I think we're getting naked

And I've got such a long way to grow
(Such a long way to grow)
Connected to the border of Mexico
So I run like the wind
Run like the wind

It's not fart to Never Never Land

That's the kind of curl she wants

Here comes Johnny singing old Greek stories

Melanie's hot for my best friend
But my words are calming it wrong.

Far than the other half of the sky

The road behind was racky
But now you're feeling khaki

I'm saying all the things that I know you like
Naked little conversation
How 'bout a hand job will do just right
You know what I mean

The squaw with the cool pussy is tied against the tree

Though I care not how long my d**k
As long as you will pop me when I lick
And I will not like the chance
Of being part of what feels like ripe romance
Girl, do I do, what you do, when I do my love to you, oh yeah,
Yes I've got so many kisses for your lips
Yes I've got some honey custard chocolate sticks and kisses full of love for you
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Yes I've got so many songs and chicken sticks for my love for you

Guilty feet have got no river

And this bubble never changed

I cannot live, forgive the yawning bunny

The things you say
Your purple plums just give you away.

You come from Ottawa, Noah
My glands turn rather stale

But my body
My body's telling me S

Cheese all I ever had

I'm the literal Jesse James

Uno gato..

A teenage whore in a parking lot

Wiping the jizz from her eyes

As soon as my pizza drowned

So if you dare to second guess, you can rest
I'm sure that all my lust's for you

If you wanna go and raid a tomb with me,
Dodging scarabs and traps in a dead city,
Oh why is this curse on me?
Hey!! Must be the mummy!

They're over, keep our hunger

I set fire to Lorraine

I'm addicted, I'm a mess

So why the hell is there a lion dance keeping us together?

Got a lovely cervix, lover