Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for April 21, 2015

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Roger Miller's, "King of the Road" Misheard Lyrics: Buys a fifth of no name brew Original Lyrics: Buys a eight by twelve four bit room

1970s
Bachman-Turner Overdrive's, "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" Misheard Lyrics: She took me to her doctor And he called me immature Original Lyrics: She took me to her doctor And he told me of a cure.	Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing" Misheard Lyrics: A bandit's blowing Dixie double four time You feel alright when you hear that music thing Original Lyrics: A band is blowing Dixie double four time You feel alright when you hear that music ring
Dottsy's, "The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" Misheard Lyrics: The sweetest thing I've ever known is robbing you Original Lyrics: The sweetest thing I've ever known is loving you	Eddie Money's, "Baby Hold On" Misheard Lyrics: Baby hold on to meat Original Lyrics: Baby hold on to me
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets to Paradise" Misheard Lyrics: I've got two d***heads to paradise Original Lyrics: I've got two tickets to paradise	Elton John's, "Philadelphia Freedom" Misheard Lyrics: Chocolat, chocolat Chocolat, won't you chocolat? Original Lyrics: Shine a light, shine a light Shine a light, won't you shine a light?
Island Girl's, "Elton John" Misheard Lyrics: Turning Trix for the dudes in the bet, say "Damn it!" Original Lyrics: Turning tricks for the dudes in the big city	Jennifer Warnes', "I Know A Heartache When I see One" Misheard Lyrics: I Know A Hard-On When I see One Original Lyrics: I Know A Heartache When I See One
Leo Sayer's, "Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance)" Misheard Lyrics: I don't seek entertainment, just poetry and games. Original Lyrics: I don't seek entertainment, just poultry and game.	Nazareth's, "Hair of the Dog" Misheard Lyrics: Red Hot Mama, rattlesnake charmer Original Lyrics: Red Hot Mama, velvet charmer
Pink Floyd's, "One of These Days" Misheard Lyrics: One of these days I'm gonna dance with the Evil Demon! Original Lyrics: One of these days I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.	T. Rex's, "Telegram Sam" Misheard Lyrics: You're living and liking your lunch in the heat Original Lyrics: Your lips are like lightning, Girls melt in the heat

1980s
A-ha's, "Take On Me" Misheard Lyrics: I'll be coming for your lover, Kay. Original Lyrics: I'll be coming for your love, okay.	Berlin's, "Take My Breath Away" Misheard Lyrics: Ruby with her glass eye saw you Original Lyrics: Through the hourglass I saw you
Billy Ocean's, "Caribbean Queen (No More Love on the Run)" Misheard Lyrics: Gary DuPree Original Lyrics: Caribbean Queen	Culture Club's, "Miss Me Blind" Misheard Lyrics: I know you'll miss me, blood Original Lyrics: I know you'll miss me blind
Don Johnson's, "Heartbeat" Misheard Lyrics: Herpes, looking for some herpes. Original Lyrics: Heartbeat, I'm looking for a heartbeat.	Guns N' Roses', "Sweet Child O' Mine" Misheard Lyrics: I'd hate to look in to those eyes and see your lingerie Original Lyrics: I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
Iron Maiden's, "Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter" Misheard Lyrics: Bring me a doughnut to the sauna Original Lyrics: Bring me your daughter to the slaughter	Journey's, "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" Misheard Lyrics: Rosa Parks has broken into Original Lyrics: Worlds apart, hearts broken in two
Judas Priest's, "Livin' After Midnight" Misheard Lyrics: Livin' after midnight Rockin' through the door Original Lyrics: Livin' after midnight Rockin' 'till the dawn	Juice Newton's, "Angel of the Morning" Misheard Lyrics: In the morning Heckles says we sinned Original Lyrics: If morning's echoes says we sinned
Juice Newton's, "The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" Misheard Lyrics: The Swedish thing I've ever known is loving you Original Lyrics: The sweetest thing I've ever known is loving you	Juice Newton's, "The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" Misheard Lyrics: We have given and we have taken Indian Rocks on troubled shores Original Lyrics: We have given and we have taken many rides on troubled shores
Kathy Mattea's, "Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Roses" Misheard Lyrics: Eighteen wheels and Guns N Roses Original Lyrics: Eighteen wheels, and a dozen roses	Michael Jackson's, "Human Nature" Misheard Lyrics: If they say "White, white" Tell them it's just human nature Original Lyrics: If they say "Why? Why?" Tell them that it's human nature
Stevie Nicks', "Edge Of Seventeen" Misheard Lyrics: From the moment I was first laid Original Lyrics: From the moment that I first laid	The Jam's, "That's Entertainment" Misheard Lyrics: We come from badgers who are smoking cigarettes Original Lyrics: Waking up from bad dreams and smoking cigarettes
Toto's, "Rosanna" Misheard Lyrics: All I wanna do in the middle of the evening is overtime Original Lyrics: All I wanna do in the middle of the evening is hold you tight

1990s
M People's, "Movin' On Up" Misheard Lyrics: Time to break rape or Time to break, break Original Lyrics: Time to break free	M People's, "One Night in Heaven" Misheard Lyrics: Oneida heaven Original Lyrics: One night in Heaven
Moby's, "Natural Blues" Misheard Lyrics: Oh Lordy, my troublesome heart or Oh Lordy, why travel so far? Original Lyrics: Oh Lordy, trouble so hard.	Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Under the Bridge" Misheard Lyrics: Luckily there is no doubt. Original Lyrics: Under the bridge downtown.
SWV's, "Right Here" Misheard Lyrics: Etch a double "you and me" Original Lyrics: SWV

2000s
Avril Lavigne's, "Thing's I'll Never Say" Misheard Lyrics: If I could say what I want to see I want to see you go down on me Marry me today Guess, I'm wishing my life away With these things I'll never say Original Lyrics: If I could say what I want to see I want to see you go down On one knee Marry me today Guess, I'm wishing my life away With these things I'll never say	Fall Out Boy's, "Bang the Doldrums" Misheard Lyrics: I can't convince you a thing Beating heart or hospital Original Lyrics: I can't commit to a thing Be it heart or hospital
Green Day's, "Christian's Inferno" Misheard Lyrics: This diabolic sadist's praising my existence Original Lyrics: This diabolic state is gracing my existence	Green Day's, "Song of the Century" Misheard Lyrics: Tell me a story and soon I could die Original Lyrics: Tell me a story into that good night
Jimmy Eat World's, "In the Middle" Misheard Lyrics: It just takes some time A little bit of kitty litter and you'll find Everything everything will be alright. Original Lyrics: It just takes some time Little girl you're in The middle of the ride Everything, everything will be just fine.	Static X's, "Dirthouse" Misheard Lyrics: Kicking puppies 'gaisnt the wall Now cut off my arm!! Original Lyrics: Pick up the pieces I want to call this my home

2010s
Auburn ft. Iyaz's, "La La La " Misheard Lyrics: Why you up in my air? Original Lyrics: Why you up in my ear?	Fall Out Boy's, "Alone Together" Misheard Lyrics: I'm not dead; I'm on next Original Lyrics: I'm on deck and I'm up next
Fall Out Boy's, "The Kids Aren't Alright" Misheard Lyrics: Four Mickey roast too quick too late. Original Lyrics: Former heroes who quit too late.	Fifth Harmony 's, "Sledgehammer " Misheard Lyrics: if you could take my post right now if would feel just like a space camel Original Lyrics: if you could take my post right now if would feel just like a sledgehammer
Taylor Swift's, "Blank Space" Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause we're the Young and the Restless Original Lyrics: 'Cause we're young and we're reckless

christian
tobyMac's, "Me Without You" Misheard Lyrics: I'd be packing my bags with a need to stay or I'd be packing my bags where I need to stay Original Lyrics: I'd be packing my bags when I need to stay

country
Merle Travis', "No Vacancy" Misheard Lyrics: No bacon, see? Original Lyrics: no vacancy

misc
Dean Martin's, "Winter Wonderland" Misheard Lyrics: Later on, we'll perspire As we dream by the fire Original Lyrics: Later on, we'll conspire As we dream by the fire	Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar, We're Going Down" Misheard Lyrics: We're going down down in an earlier round And Sugar, we're going down swinging I'll be your number one with a bullet A lonely gun complex, cock it and pull it. Original Lyrics: We're going down down in an earlier round And Sugar, we're going down swinging I'll be your number one with a bullet A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it.
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