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1950s
Pat Boone's, "Remember You're Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember your mind.
Original Lyrics:
Remember you're mine.
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Kisses of Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you s*** by my side I feel safe and I know I belong
Original Lyrics:
When you sleep by my side I feel safe and I know I belong
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Alicia Bridges', "I Love the Nightlife"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the disco revival wave
Original Lyrics:
On the disco round, ya
Billy Joel's, "New York State Of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't care in vagina town or on Riverside.
Original Lyrics:
Don't care if it's Chinatown or on Riverside.
Commercial's, "Nestea"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the Nestea punch
Original Lyrics:
Take the Nestea plunge
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "September"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria - Say that you remember
Original Lyrics:
Ba de ya - Say that you remember.
Grateful Dead's, "Let It Grow"
Misheard Lyrics:
See's it's round, reaches, credits for up, and down
Original Lyrics:
Seasons round
Creatures great and small, up and down
As we rise and fall
Jethro Tull's, "Orion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step through people who toss paper in their sleep
Original Lyrics:
Stare through at people who toss fitful in their sleep
Kiss', "Black Diamond"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out on the streets for a minute Bitch has only begun (Or bitch is only begun) Your day is only madness
Original Lyrics:
Out on the streets for a living Picture's only begun Your day is sorrow and madness
Lobo's, "Me And You And A Dog Named Boo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you and a dog named Blue
Trippin' and a-livin' off the land
Original Lyrics:
Me and you and a dog named Boo
Travellin' and livin' off the land
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded by the Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche, you know the roller in the rye.
Original Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Michael Jackson's, "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on with the bourgeois,
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
Neil Diamond's, "Holly Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I run just like a windmill.
Original Lyrics:
And I run just like the wind will.
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band's, "American Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it's as easy as closing your eyes
And dream Jamaica is a pygmy on size.
Original Lyrics:
When it's as easy as closing your eyes
And dream Jamaica is a big neon sign.
Player's, "This Time I'm in It for Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This time I'm minute for love
Original Lyrics:
This time I'm in it for love
Rocky Horror Picture Show's, "The Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
in another dimension with heuristic intention
Original Lyrics:
In another dimension With voyeuristic intention
The Bee Gees', "How Deep Is Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
How dare you touch me in the pouring rain
Original Lyrics:
I feel you touch me in the pouring rain
The Bee Gees', "How Deep Is Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really need to learn
Original Lyrics:
I really mean to learn
The Cars', "Moving in Stereo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's see
Original Lyrics:
Life's the same
UFO's, "Oh My"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wore out the time machine
Original Lyrics:
Oh how the times have changed
Warren Zevon's, "Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aoooooohhh, where was the lumber?
Original Lyrics:
Aooooooohhhh, werewolves of London
 
1980s
Billy Joel's, "Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
They threw a numeryptic flag in our face
Original Lyrics:
They threw an American flag in our face.
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When never is remained
Original Lyrics:
When memories remain
Men at Work's, "Down Under"
Misheard Lyrics:
Men at Work, better take cover
Original Lyrics:
You better run, you better take cover
Television's, "Happy New Year, Charlie Brown!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sally: 'Cause he danced with y'all brend, the Little Red-Haired Girl!
Charlie Brown: She did WHAT?!
Original Lyrics:
Sally: 'Cause he danced with YOUR friend, the Little Red-Haired Girl!
Charlie Brown: He did WHAT?!
The Kings', "Switchin' to Glide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ticket to ride
Original Lyrics:
Switchin' to glide
The Payolas', "Never Said I Loved You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't want to know I was gone
Original Lyrics:
Didn't want to lower my guard
 
1990s
Deee-lite's, "Groove Is in the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rumors in the heart
Original Lyrics:
Groove is in the heart
Jamiroquai's, "Canned Heat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got candy in my heels tonight
Original Lyrics:
Got canned heat in my heels tonight
Nirvana's, "All Apologies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our love is all we have
Original Lyrics:
All in all is all we are.
Nirvana's, "Son of a Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
The rain always stops when you go away.
Original Lyrics:
The raining always starts when you go away.
Parni Valjak's, "Sve Jos Mirise Na nju"
Misheard Lyrics:
Idu dani ja ih pratim ponekad i tebe smlatim
Original Lyrics:
Idu dani ja ih pratim ponekad do tebe svratim
TLC's, "Waterfalls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go Go Jason Waterfalls
Original Lyrics:
Don't go chasing waterfalls
The Saw Doctors', "I Useta Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was on a forty eight hour fast just water and black cheese
or
She was on a forty eight hour fast just water and brack-tea-ve (Bractive)
Original Lyrics:
She was on a forty eight hour fast just water and black tea
The Saw Doctors', "Joyce Country Ceili Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thomas and Mary out on the floor
Well they never lost it, that's for sure
In his sparking shoes and his daz-white shirt
She's got a brand new pear-em
And a pigeon skirt
Original Lyrics:
Thomas and Mary out on the floor
Well they never lost it, that's for sure
In his sparking shoes and his daz-white shirt
She's got a brand new perm
And a pleated skirt
 
2000s
Audioslave's, "I Am the Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls in sweaters ....bereft of me
Original Lyrics:
Pearls and swine bereft of me.
Eminem's, "Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can not grow old and sell his lot.
Original Lyrics:
I can not grow old in Salem's lot.
Fall Out Boy's, "A Little Less 16 Candles, A Little More To"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, "What are you waiting for? Kiss her! Kiss her"
i said my cocks early 'cause i know I'm always late
Original Lyrics:
She said, "What are you waiting for? Kiss her! Kiss her!"
I set my clocks early 'cause I know I'm always late.
Fall Out Boy's, "The (After) Life of the Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
But in loose
Watch you work the moon
or
Watch you work the broom
Original Lyrics:
Cut it loose
Watch you work the room
Kernkraft 400's, "Zombie Nation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop me
stop me
Stop me big shot
Original Lyrics:
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie Nation
Mundy's, "Galway Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I woke up I was all alone, with broken heart and a chicken bone.
Original Lyrics:
When I woke up I was all alone, with a broken heart and a ticket home.
Outkast's, "B.O.B"
Misheard Lyrics:
Afro Music Electric Revival
Original Lyrics:
Power music. Electric revival.
Sisqo's, "Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the way you move that thing I see your body dancing naked Your thighs are puny/pure meat I’ve heard about your feet Oh please, go’on tell me, baby
Original Lyrics:
said i like the way you move that thing I see your body glistening your thighs, your knees your breasts your feet oh please tell me baby
 
2010s
Commercial's, "Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two days see it all
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
Fall Out Boy's, "Centuries"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frozen outside like your fingertips
Original Lyrics:
The bruises on your thighs like my fingerprints
Linkin Park's, "Final Masquerade"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said it was forever
But then it slipped away
Standing at the edge and
Fine, I'll masturbate
Original Lyrics:
You said it was forever
But then it slipped away
Standing at the end of
The final masquerade
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught the police in the fire, man
Original Lyrics:
Called a police and a fireman
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill my cup, put some nigga in it
Original Lyrics:
Fill my cup, put some liquor in it
Vance Joy's, "Riptide"
Misheard Lyrics:
...closest thing to Michelle Bachmann that you've ever seen...
Original Lyrics:
...closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen...

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