Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for March 23, 2015

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
The Beatles', "Strawberry Fields Forever" Misheard Lyrics: Strawberry feels forever Original Lyrics: Strawberry fields forever	The Kingston Trio's, "Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream" Misheard Lyrics: And guns, and swords, and unicorns Were scattered on the ground. Original Lyrics: And guns, and swords, and uniforms Were scattered on the ground.
The Tokens', "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: We all mum away. Original Lyrics: Ee-e-e-oh-mum-oh-weh

1970s
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me" Misheard Lyrics: If you're home alone, and it really hurts, you know Original Lyrics: If you're all alone, when the pretty birds have flown	Eagles', "Life in the Fast Lane" Misheard Lyrics: Lice in the Vaseline Original Lyrics: Life in the fast lane
Kiss', "All American Man" Misheard Lyrics: Mama's cold drink Original Lyrics: Mama told me	Kiss', "Black Diamond" Misheard Lyrics: This is the fault of you too Original Lyrics: It seems to follow you too
Kiss', "Flaming Youth" Misheard Lyrics: My uniform is leather, and my power is my ace I'm gettin' it together, to break out of my case Original Lyrics: My uniform is leather, and my power is my age I'm gettin' it together, to break out of my cage	Kiss', "Ladies Room" Misheard Lyrics: What bothers me is my way Original Lyrics: What follows me is my fame
Kiss', "Ladies Room" Misheard Lyrics: You're such a Jew in the road Original Lyrics: You're such a jewel in the rough	Kiss', "Love 'Em and Leave 'Em " Misheard Lyrics: You wanna sit in my chopper seat Original Lyrics: You wanna sit in my driver's seat
Kiss', "Love 'Em and Leave 'Em " Misheard Lyrics: You've got to talk to remember Original Lyrics: You've got the time to remember	Kiss', "Room Service" Misheard Lyrics: Because a hotel all alone is not a rock and roll soft drink Original Lyrics: Because a hotel all alone is not a rock and roll star's dream
Radio Commercial's, "Barnett Bank" Misheard Lyrics: Your word's more than you think at Barnett Bank (2x) Original Lyrics: You're worth more than you think at Barnett Bank (2x)	Simon and Garfunkel's, "Kathy's Song" Misheard Lyrics: And so, Cecilia, I have come to doubt. All that I once held as true. Original Lyrics: And so you see I have come to doubt. All that I once held as true.
Sugarloaf's, "Don't Call Us, We'll Call You" Misheard Lyrics: Its like, uh, junk-haulin' George. Original Lyrics: It's like John, Paul and George.

1980s
Alexander O'Neal's, "Criticize" Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause your bum's itching ain't mine Original Lyrics: 'Cause your conversation ain't right.	Baltimora's, "Tarzan Boy" Misheard Lyrics: Gimme the order, gimme the order or Gimme another, gimme another Original Lyrics: Gimme the other, gimme the other.
Baltimora's, "Tarzan Boy" Misheard Lyrics: On a shiny afternoon or On a Sunday afternoon Original Lyrics: On a sunny afternoon	Pat Benatar's, "Fire and Ice" Misheard Lyrics: Foreign Ice Original Lyrics: Fire and ice
Pete Townsend's, "Let My Love " Misheard Lyrics: It might've opened the door Original Lyrics: Let my love open the door	Scandal's, "The Warrior" Misheard Lyrics: Hearts are what you'll win If you survive Original Lyrics: Heart to heart you'll win If you survive
The Kings', "This Beat Goes On/Switchin' to Glide" Misheard Lyrics: You said to ring you up when I was in Tehran-a Original Lyrics: You said to ring you up when I was in Toronto

1990s
Commercial's, "Twister" Misheard Lyrics: The hot Spock Original Lyrics: The hot spot	Nirvana's, "All Apologies" Misheard Lyrics: All in all is all we all are. Original Lyrics: All in all is all we are
Nirvana's, "Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle" Misheard Lyrics: My favorite patient, a display of patience, 'Cause he's got a Puget Sound. Original Lyrics: Our favorite patient, a display of patience Disease covered Puget Sound.	Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Under The Bridge" Misheard Lyrics: Oh god, oh bite my love Original Lyrics: Forgot about my love.
Sugar Ray's, "Every Morning" Misheard Lyrics: Catherine Morgan Original Lyrics: Every morning, every morning

2000s
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance" Misheard Lyrics: One two horse in the barn now Original Lyrics: I'm two quarters and a heart down.	Fall Out Boy's, "Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes" Misheard Lyrics: Put them in the back of a squad car, Australian men Original Lyrics: Put him in the back of a squad car, restrain that man
Fall Out Boy's, "Hum Hallelujah" Misheard Lyrics: So hum hall-lay-lujah, just off the key in reason Original Lyrics: So hum hallelujah, just off the key of reason	Fall Out Boy's, "Hum Hallelujah" Misheard Lyrics: The teenage bow in the parking lot, till tons they do them part Original Lyrics: A teenage vow in a parking lot, till tonight do us part
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar We're Going Down" Misheard Lyrics: We're going down, down da dee doo doo doo da Original Lyrics: We're going down, down in an earlier round	Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar, We're Goin' Down" Misheard Lyrics: A Loki jaw complex Original Lyrics: A loaded God complex
Fall Out Boy's, "The Take Over, the Break's Over" Misheard Lyrics: Would you rather be a weiro, or a divorcee Original Lyrics: Wouldn't you rather be a widow, than a divorcee	Katy Perry's, "Hot N Cold" Misheard Lyrics: Yeah, you pee a mess Like a bitch I would know Original Lyrics: Yeah you PMS Like a bitch I would know
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face" Misheard Lyrics: Cherry pie, cherry pie . . . Original Lyrics: Can't read my, can't read my . . .	Theme Songs', "American Dragon: Jake Long" Misheard Lyrics: Please outwit the dragon Original Lyrics: Breakdown with the dragon
Weezer's, "Buddy Holly" Misheard Lyrics: What did we ever do to these guys that they’d insult my love Original Lyrics: What did we ever do to these guys that made them sooo violent

2010s
Bruno Mars', "Grenade" Misheard Lyrics: I'd throw my pants on a plane for you. Original Lyrics: I'd throw my hands on a blade for you.	Ed Sheeran's, "Thinking Out Loud" Misheard Lyrics: Baby, we don't like the way we are Original Lyrics: (That) Maybe we found love right where we are
Ed Sheeran's, "Thinking Out Loud" Misheard Lyrics: Kiss me up in the light of the fire department Original Lyrics: Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars	Fall Out Boy's, "Centuries" Misheard Lyrics: Heavy metal broke my hair Original Lyrics: Heavy metal broke my heart
Jason Derulo's, "Stupid Love" Misheard Lyrics: To Cheryl's Facebook page Original Lyrics: To share a Facebook page	Lana Del Rey's, "Ride" Misheard Lyrics: I was a sinner, not a very popular one Original Lyrics: I was a singer, not a very popular one
Lana Del Rey's, "Velvet Crowbar" Misheard Lyrics: I'm watching you sleep afraid you'll stop breathing Original Lyrics: I'm watching you sleep pray you'll start breathing	Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk" Misheard Lyrics: salad wallet Original Lyrics: stylin' wilin'
Nicky Blitz's, "Alex" Misheard Lyrics: I'm that widow from the other night ~~later~~ I never liked people that pee Original Lyrics: I'm that weirdo from the other night ~~later~~ I never liked people like me	Taylor Swift's, "Blank Space" Misheard Lyrics: Got lonely Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm a pain Original Lyrics: Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane

country
Billy Currington's, "That's How Country Boys Roll" Misheard Lyrics: If you're broke on your @ss, they'll give you the shirt off their back. Original Lyrics: If you're broke and you ask, they'll give you the shirt off their back.
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