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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Friends of Distinction's, "Grazin' in the Grass" Misheard Lyrics: I can dig it, he can dig it, chicken dig it Original Lyrics: I can dig it, he can dig it, she can dig it	Jay and the Americans', "Let's Lock the Door" Misheard Lyrics: I'll kiss your lips like the kiss on a bee Original Lyrics: I'll kiss your lips like a kiss oughta be

1970s
Billy Joel's, "Big Shot" Misheard Lyrics: Go on and cry in your coffee but don't come pitchin' to me Original Lyrics: Go on and cry in your coffee but don't come b**chin' to me	Billy Joel's, "Big Shot" Misheard Lyrics: Or your friends were so knocked out Original Lyrics: All your friends were so knocked out
Billy Joel's, "Big Shot" Misheard Lyrics: You had to be a big shot DJ Original Lyrics: You had to be a big shot, didn't ya?	Billy Joel's, "Big Shot" Misheard Lyrics: You had to be a big shot picture Original Lyrics: You had to be a big shot, didn't ya?
Billy Joel's, "Big Shot" Misheard Lyrics: You sure did put on a door Original Lyrics: You sure did put on a show	Billy Joel's, "Piano Man" Misheard Lyrics: Oughta light up your smoke Original Lyrics: Or to light up your smoke
Cliff Richard's, "Mistletoe & Wine" Misheard Lyrics: With dogs on the fire And crisps on the tree Original Lyrics: Logs on the fire Gifts on the tree	Gerry Rafferty's, "Baker Street" Misheard Lyrics: And it's taken you so long to find out your mom Original Lyrics: And it's taken you so long to find out you were wrong
Gerry Rafferty's, "Baker Street" Misheard Lyrics: He opens the door, he's got that book on his face Original Lyrics: He opens the door, he's got that look on his face	Gerry Rafferty's, "Baker Street" Misheard Lyrics: You tell him a scene and you talk about anything Original Lyrics: You tell him who you've seen and you talk about anything
Steely Dan's, "Any Major Dude Will Tell You" Misheard Lyrics: Have you ever seen a squashed tear? Original Lyrics: Have you ever seen a squonk's tears?	Vicki Lawrence's, "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" Misheard Lyrics: That's the night when the lights went out in the dark Original Lyrics: That's the night when the lights went out in Georgia

1980s
Blue Oyster Cult's, "Veterans of the Psychic Wars" Misheard Lyrics: You're singing out the drink of a thousand psychic wars Original Lyrics: You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars	Debarge's, "Who's Holding Donna Now" Misheard Lyrics: Who's holding diamond now? Original Lyrics: Who's holding Donna now?
Dexy's Midnight Runners', "Come On Eileen" Misheard Lyrics: Come on I need to lu ri ay Original Lyrics: Come on, Eileen too lu ri ay	Dexy's Midnight Runners', "Come On Eileen" Misheard Lyrics: Come on Irene Oh, I swear (what he means) Original Lyrics: Come on Eileen Oh, I swear (what he means)
J. Geils Band's, "Freeze Frame" Misheard Lyrics: I could see it was a rub-a-dub Tuesday Original Lyrics: I could see it was a rough-cut Tuesday	Madonna's, "La Isla Bonita" Misheard Lyrics: Chocolate gooly island dream Original Lyrics: Tropical the island breeze
Nik Kershaw's, "The Riddle" Misheard Lyrics: Bet you'll never, never find the riddle Original Lyrics: But he'll never, never fight over you.	Ray Parker Jr.'s, "Ghostbusters" Misheard Lyrics: Seeing things Right behind your head Who can you call? Ghostbusters! Original Lyrics: If you're seeing things Runnin' through your head Who can you call? Ghostbusters!
Ray Parker, Jr.'s, "A Woman Needs Love (Just Like You Do)" Misheard Lyrics: Don't treat yourself into thinkin' that she don't Original Lyrics: Don't kid yourself into thinkin' that she don't	Ray Parker, Jr.'s, "A Woman Needs Love (Just Like You Do)" Misheard Lyrics: I'll be a tiger and workin' late Original Lyrics: Of bein' tired and workin' late
Ray Parker, Jr.'s, "A Woman Needs Love (Just Like You Do)" Misheard Lyrics: Open up the door and get your feelings first Original Lyrics: Open up the door and get your feelings hurt	Ray Parker, Jr.'s, "Ghostbusters" Misheard Lyrics: Nothin' makes me feel good Original Lyrics: Bustin' makes me feel good!
Run-D.M.C.'s, "You Talk Too Much" Misheard Lyrics: You're always spreadin' rumors Wasn't bad or good Original Lyrics: You're always spreadin' rumors whether bad or good	Stevie Wonder's, "Do I Do" Misheard Lyrics: Though I care not how long my d***, As long as you will pop me when I lick. Original Lyrics: Oh, I don't care how long it might take 'Cause I know the woman for me, you I'll make
Thompson Twins', "King for a Day" Misheard Lyrics: If I was in the church one day Original Lyrics: If I was king for just one day	Tom Petty's, "Free Fallin'" Misheard Lyrics: I wanna flag dance over Mulholland Original Lyrics: I wanna fly down over Mulholland
Weird Al Yankovic's, "I Lost on Jeopardy!" Misheard Lyrics: Against a plumber, win an architect, both with a BHT Original Lyrics: Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a Ph.D

1990s
Deee-Lite's, "Groove Is in the Heart" Misheard Lyrics: I couldn't ask for a doctor. Original Lyrics: I couldn't ask for another.	Gala's, "Freed from Desire" Misheard Lyrics: My lover's got no mummy He's got a stranger lips Original Lyrics: My lover's got no money He's got strong beliefs.
PM Dawn's, "I'd Die Without You" Misheard Lyrics: A size without a shoe Original Lyrics: I'd die without you	R.E.M.'s, "Man on the Moon" Misheard Lyrics: Newton got beat by the apple rule Original Lyrics: Newton got beaned by the apple good
Rage Against the Machine's, "Guerrilla Radio" Misheard Lyrics: the son of a truck lord Original Lyrics: the son of a drug lord

2000s
Fall Out Boy's, "American Beauty/American Psycho" Misheard Lyrics: You take a full, full tooth and pull some out. You take a full full tooth and pull some out. Original Lyrics: You take the full, full truth and pour some out. You take the full full truth and pour some out.	Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance" Misheard Lyrics: Why don't you show me the little bitty spark Original Lyrics: Why don't you show me that little bit of spine
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance" Misheard Lyrics: You've been saving for his back rest Original Lyrics: You've been saving for his mattress.	Fall Out Boy's, "I Slept with Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got" Misheard Lyrics: Douse yourself in cheap perfume It's so f*ing, so f*ing Like the way you are Get gonorrhea Get gonorrhea Original Lyrics: Douse yourself in cheap perfume it's So fitting, so fitting of the way you are You can't cover it up Can't cover it up
Fall Out Boy's, "Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song..." Misheard Lyrics: It's the word, the hearing you'll lose Original Lyrics: It's not worth the hearing you'll lose	Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar We're Going Down" Misheard Lyrics: We're going down, down Dooby dooby do ow Original Lyrics: We're going down, down In an earlier round
Fall Out Boy's, "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" Misheard Lyrics: I'm a bleeding man And I'm also emo oh so into cats Original Lyrics: I'm a leading man And the lies I weave are oh so intricate, Oh so intricate	Green Day's, "Viva La Gloria? (Little Girl)" Misheard Lyrics: Run away! From the river to the stream And find yourself with your place in the gut, oh You're strange! Pour the salvation on me There is no place like OOOOH Well we've got no place to go Original Lyrics: Runaway From the river to the street And find yourself with your face in the gutter You're a stray For the Salvation Army There is no place like home When you've got no place to go
Green Day's, "Viva La Gloria? (Little Girl)" Misheard Lyrics: Your soul is perching On love in razor blades Your blood is searching Original Lyrics: Your soul is purging Of love and razor blades Your blood is surging

2010s
Fall Out Boy's, "Centuries" Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause I'm the opposite a meteor Original Lyrics: 'Cause I am the opposite of amnesia.	Idina Menzel's, "Let It Go" Misheard Lyrics: Yeah, I stand Original Lyrics: Here I stand
Justin Timberlake's, "Mirrors" Misheard Lyrics: Put your hand in a bucket full of soap Original Lyrics: 'Cause with your hand in my hand and a pocket full of soul	Missy Elliott's, "Work It" Misheard Lyrics: I put my thing down flip it and reverse it. It's yours if you get the pussy wet. Original Lyrics: I put my thing down flip it and reverse it Ti esrever dna ti nwod gniht ym tup i.
Taylor Swift's, "Blank Space" Misheard Lyrics: Come along you Starbucks lovers Original Lyrics: Got a long list of ex-lovers
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