Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for June 8, 2009

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1960s
Beach Boys', "Sloop John B"
Misheard Lyrics:
The boy caught a peacock with fins.
Original Lyrics:
The poor cook, he caught the fits.
The Who's, "Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roo, Roy
Roo, roo, roo, roo.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you
Who, who, who, who?
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Waterloo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo-couldn't get layed if I wanted to.
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo-couldn't escape if I wanted to.
Bee Gees', "Jive Talkin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jive Georgie, na na na na
Jive Georgie na na na na.
Original Lyrics:
It's just your jive talkin'
You're telling me lies.
Chicago's, "Saturday In The Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
A proud man
Still can
Tell the story his own way.
Original Lyrics:
A bronze man
Still can
Tell stories his own way.
Grateful Dead's, "I Know You Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I was a penguin, on a northbound train.
Original Lyrics:
I with I was a headlight, on a northbound train.
Heatwave's, "The Groove Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rain, shine, wrong, right.
or
Rain, shine, you're mine.
Original Lyrics:
Rain, shine, don't mind.
John Denver's, "Sunshine On My Shoulders"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunshine on my shoulders gives me sunburn
Sunshine in my eyes can make me blind
Sunshine on the water kills the fishes
Sunshine almost always makes me die.
Original Lyrics:
Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy
Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry
Sunshine on the water looks so lovely
Sunshine almost always makes me high.
Queen & Paul Rodgers', "Wishing Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you pee in the wishing well.
Original Lyrics:
With your feet in the wishing well
Rankin/Bass', "The Miser Brothers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turns the bow for my lock.
Original Lyrics:
Turns to snow in my clutch.
Steely Dan's, "Hey 19"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way back when, in 67
I was a gambler, gemini.
Original Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
Stevie Nicks', "Edge Of Seventeen"
Misheard Lyrics:
just like the world we kew
Original Lyrics:
Just like the white-winged dove
 
1980s
Bruce Springsteen's, "Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that a bridge in disguise?
Original Lyrics:
Or just a brilliant disguise
Fine Young Cannibals', "Good Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Douche bag
Original Lyrics:
Good thing
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to beat-a-beat it.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Queen is not a father.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was more like a billiard queen on a movie screen.
Original Lyrics:
She was more like a beauty queen, from a movie scene.
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna save on the sound of Microsoft.
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma ma coo sa.
Primal Scream's, "Rocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your rocksoft.
Original Lyrics:
Get your rocks off.
Rush's, "Camera Eye"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the city is calm
And the spider and the sea.
Original Lyrics:
But the city is calm
In this violent sea.
Sting's, "An Englishman In New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a sapian, I'm a homosapian
I'm a big fish from planet zork.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York.
Tears For Fears', "Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Day gave new life
Original Lyrics:
They gave you life.
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot Jew, burning down the avenue
Original Lyrics:
Hot shoe, burning down the avenue
 
1990s
Blues Traveler's, "Runaround"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bloody hell, why you wanna give me a runaround?
Original Lyrics:
But you, why you wanna give me a runaround?
Moby's, "Natural Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh la di da, travel so high
Talkin' 'bout a nomad, travel so hard.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lordy, my troubles so hard
Don't nobody know my troubles but God.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a duck shaped like a triangle.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal.
Nirvana's, "All Apologies"
Misheard Lyrics:
All we know is all we are.
Original Lyrics:
All in all is all we are.
Oasis', "Morning Glory"
Misheard Lyrics:
We know little Tommy's a w***er, w***er.
Original Lyrics:
Need a little time to wake up, wake up?
Offspring's, "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masterbate!
Original Lyrics:
So don't debate.
Robert Bradley's Blackwater Surprise's, "Once Upon A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember Marvin Gaye say "yes"
Let's Get It On
Original Lyrics:
I remember Marvin Gaye singin'
"Let's Get It On".
Saw Doctors', "To Win Just Once"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two white swans
Original Lyrics:
To win just once.
Soul Asylum's, "Black Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
This place just makes me feel satisfied.
Original Lyrics:
This place just makes me feel sad inside.
They Might Be Giants', "Road Movie To Berlin"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were once so close to heaven
Peter came out and gave us lemons.
Original Lyrics:
We were once so close to heaven
Peter came out and gave us medals.
 
2000s
Breaking Benjamin's, "Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm running rides.
Original Lyrics:
I'm wronging rights.
Britney Spears', "I'm a Slave 4 U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, don't you wanna disappoint me?
Original Lyrics:
Baby, don't you wanna dance upon me?
Busted's, "3 AM"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm happy to be alone
It's so gay.
Original Lyrics:
I'm happy to be alone
It's okay.
Demons and Wizards', "Terror Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the one I am the one
The goddamn terror train.
Original Lyrics:
I am the one I am the one
The godlike terror train.
Dir En Grey's, "The Pledge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss the devil no evil can run
Original Lyrics:
Ashita ni [ikasa re te mo nani mo kawa]ru hazu no nai
Fall Out Boy's, "This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
This ain't a scene, it's a g**d*** arm brace.
Original Lyrics:
This ain't a scene, it's a g**d*** arms race.
Fall Out Boy's, "Thnks fr th Mmrs"
Misheard Lyrics:
In hotel rooms, collecting patience for lovers.
Original Lyrics:
In hotel rooms, collecting page six lovers.
Fatboy Slim's, "The Rockefeller Skank"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra

Russell Simmons, Russell Simmons
Original Lyrics:
Ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra Trouble shooter, trouble shooter
Hawthorne Heights', "This Is Who We Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were the words that you placed on our gas can.
Original Lyrics:
They were the words that you placed on her casket.
Hinder's, "Better Than Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
That time of the month
You and me and the trash can knew.
Original Lyrics:
That time at the mall
You and me in the dressing room.
Hinder's, "Lips Of An Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
My cousin's the next room.
Original Lyrics:
My girl's in, the next room.
Jonas Brothers', "Year 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wendy, when a camel
Original Lyrics:
One day, when I came home
Katy Perry's, "UR So Gay"
Misheard Lyrics:
P*ss
Original Lyrics:
P*nis
Momoi Halko's, "Sunday early morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lost my hearing aid! Tell me you recycled it.
Original Lyrics:
I mask May he may cow we are say geek
N' Sync's, "Bye. Bye, Bye"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I've really come to see
That knife would be much better, once you're gone.
Original Lyrics:
And now I've really come to see
That life would be much better, once you're gone.
System Of A Down's, "B. Y. O. B."
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do they always send Al Gore?
Original Lyrics:
Why do they always send the poor?
 
xmas
Anne Murray and Michael Bublé's, "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Misheard Lyrics:
No cats to be found out there.
Original Lyrics:
No cabs to be had out there.

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