Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for October 21, 2008

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1950s
Stan Jones', "Ghost Riders In The Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yippee-yi-ya, hippies in Ohio, the ghost riders in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Yippee-yi-ya, yippee-yi-yo, the ghost riders in the sky
The Jamies', "Summertime Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time to act straight for the mills .
Original Lyrics:
It's time to head straight for them hills.
 
1960s
Beatles', "Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Speaking words of wisdom, Leonard Bee.
Original Lyrics:
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Donovan's, "Mellow Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Carmen Mello Yello
(Hop, top, sleep)
Original Lyrics:
They call me mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
The Gentrys', "Keep on Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on dancing at a frightening pulse
Original Lyrics:
Keep on dancing and a prancing (ah)
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Dancin' Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can die
having the time of your life
Original Lyrics:
You can jive
having the time of your life
Boney M's, "Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jivota mina s kef
Original Lyrics:
She was the meanest cat
David Bowie's, "The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves kidney snacks
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of blanket.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Neil Sedaka's, "Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Band..band!
Run..run!
Original Lyrics:
Bad...bad!
Blood...blood!
REO Speedwagon's, "Keep Pushin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
eat pussy, eat pussy, eat pussy now
Original Lyrics:
Keep pushin'!, keep pushin , keep pushin on
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't turn your back on the grapefruit.
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn your back on me, baby.
 
1980s
'Til Tuesday's, "Voices Carry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot shot,
Keep it downtown,
This is dairy
Original Lyrics:
Hush, hush
Keep it down now
Voices carry.
Beastie Boys', "Paul Revere"
Misheard Lyrics:
He yelled, "JIGAMO!" and let two fly.
Original Lyrics:
He yelled, "Stick 'em up" and let two fly.
Bruce Cockburn's, "If a tree falls "
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Move-On
Original Lyrics:
Cut n Move on
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a female goat
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Dan Hartman's, "I Can Dream About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Movie cyborg
Original Lyrics:
Moving sidewalks
Hall And Oates', "I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't cope with that
Original Lyrics:
I can't go for that.
Iron Maiden's, "The Evil That Men Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
The evil that men do is all a lie
Original Lyrics:
The evil that men do goes on and on
Lionel Richie's, "Brick House"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a breakout
or
She's a break house
Original Lyrics:
She's a brick house
Salt-N-Pepa's, "Push It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's in my daybed at night
Workin' up a sweat?
C'mon girls let's go
Synthesize that we know
How to become number one
At the hot potty show.
Original Lyrics:
Coolin' by day then at night
Working up a sweat.
C'mon girls let's go
Show those guys that we know
How to become number one
At the hot party show.
Sheena Easton's, "Morning Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll bang our knees together, then he starts to fly
Original Lyrics:
'Till babe and me's together, then it starts to fly
Skinny Puppy's, "One Time One Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Revascillate
Original Lyrics:
Repress your hate
The Go-Go's, "Our Lips Are Sealed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Cecille
Original Lyrics:
Our lips are sealed
 
1990s
All 4 One's, "I Swear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause I'll stand beside you through the leaves
Original Lyrics:
Cause I'll stand beside you through the years
Colin James', "Chicks And Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicks and cars and a dirt rural road
Original Lyrics:
Chicks and cars and a third World War.
Crystal Waters', "100% Pure Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
100 percent, you know
or
100 percent Yuna
Original Lyrics:
100 percent pure love
Crystal Waters', "100% Pure Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You saw a brand new thigh
Original Lyrics:
You saw a brand new high
Foo Fighters', "Breakout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning in the back porch
or
Burn it in the black box
or
Burning in the back door
Original Lyrics:
Burn it in the blast off
House of Pain's, "Jump Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I came to win
By all means but that's a sin
Original Lyrics:
I came to win
Battle me that's a sin
House of Pain's, "Jump Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out lyrics homie I'm with ya
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out lyrics homie I'll wet ya
Nirvana's, "Sappy"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll give you breathables.
Original Lyrics:
He'll give you breather holes.
Roxette's, "It Must Have Been Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave the windsurf on the ground
Original Lyrics:
Leave the winter on the ground.
Sepultura's, "Refuse/Resist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chaos AD Disorder unleashed
Starting to fart
Starting to leench
Original Lyrics:
Chaos AD Disorder unleashed
Starting to burn
Starting to lynch
Sepultura's, "Roots Bloody Roots"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch me friiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!!
Original Lyrics:
Watch me freeeeeeeak!
ZZ Top's, "Sleepin Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Supersonic sleepin bag
Original Lyrics:
Slip inside my sleepin bag
 
2000s
Audioslave's, "Like A Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
a fucker was laid to rest
Original Lyrics:
and if we're good we'll lay to rest
Billy Talent's, "Worker Bees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Protect the hive from mayonaise
Original Lyrics:
Protect the hive from enemies
Daughtry's, "Over You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm finally getting better
Now I'm picking up the pieces
Spending on the dishes
Original Lyrics:
I'm finally getting better
Now I'm picking up the pieces
from spending all of these years
Dream Theater's, "Honor Thy Father"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shove the mystic power struggle and don't let it show.
Original Lyrics:
It's so easy to run away with nothing in tow.
Fall Out Boy's, "A Little Less Sixteen Candles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get all the socks and your man-hose just right
Original Lyrics:
Get all the sighs and the moans just right
Fall Out Boy's, "Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song..."
Misheard Lyrics:
We will leave you high and drunk
Original Lyrics:
We will leave you high and dry
John Cougar Mellencamp's, "Peaceful World"
Misheard Lyrics:
My name's God,
The work's OK.
Original Lyrics:
The money's good
And the work's OK.
Miranda Cosgrove's, "Leave It All To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
The livers of our nation
Original Lyrics:
The members of my nation
Natasha Bedingfield's, "These Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm having trouble saying why to me
With deaf poets and drum machines
You know I had some studio time books
But I couldn't find the killer Hunk
Original Lyrics:
I'm having trouble saying what I mean
With dead poets and drum machines
You know I had some studio time booked
But I couldn't find the killer Hook
Nightwish's, "Whoever Brings the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you know is a lie
You aren't my butterfly
Original Lyrics:
All you love is a lie
You one-night butterfly
OutKast's, "Rosa Parks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you want to bump and strump with us
We the type of people make the club get cross
Original Lyrics:
Do you want to bump and slump with us
We the type of people make the club get crunk
Sean Kingston's, "Take You There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shirley I could take you there
Original Lyrics:
Shorty I could take you there
Smash Mouth's, "Fallen Horses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me why, water or wine.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me why, why oh why.
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the kids up on the table
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys up on the table

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