Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for October 20, 2008

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1950s
Chuck Berry's, "School Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right to the jukeyard you go in
Original Lyrics:
Right to the juke joint, you go in
 
1960s
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls by upholstery in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
by a palm tree in the sand.
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Sweet Hitchhiker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating the pancreas, we could ay-oee at the ee-bee fling, Eating the pancreas, we could ay-oee at the ee-bee fling.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet hitchhiker
We could make music at the Greasy King
Sweet hitchhiker
Won't you ride on my fast machine?
Diana Ross and The Supremes', "Stop! In The Name of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! In the tame of love
Before you break my heart.
Can you roll o-ver?
Original Lyrics:
Stop! In the name of love
Before you break my heart.
Think it o-o-ver.
Lou Christie's, "Lightning Striking"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lightning strikeys again
Original Lyrics:
Lightning striking again
Procol Harum's, "Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we called out for an entree the waiter brought a tray
Original Lyrics:
When we called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray.
The Seekers', "Georgy Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
come shed those downy feathers and try
Original Lyrics:
so shed those dowdy feathers and fly
 
1970s
Bruce Springsteen's, "Born To Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you let me in
Original Lyrics:
Wendy let me in
Elton John's, "Where To Now St. Peter"
Misheard Lyrics:
I understand I'm on the road And rawly was his gun
Original Lyrics:
I understand I'm on the road Where all that was is gone
Fleetwood Mac's, "Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
And have you in the dreams you'd like to sell.
Original Lyrics:
And have you any dreams you'd like to sell.
Fleetwood Mac's, "Say You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can do me until the sun comes up.
Original Lyrics:
You woo me till the sun comes up.
Scorpions', "Dark Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
dog lady
Original Lyrics:
dark lady
Steely Dan's, "Monkey in your soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the monkey in your soul
Original Lyrics:
I fear the monkey in your soul
The Who's, "Won't Get Fooled Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were liberated from the fool, that's all.
Original Lyrics:
We were liberated from the foe, that's all.
 
1980s
Band Aid's, "Feed The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
"kill the bird"
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world.
Breathe's, "Hands To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight you caught my breath's last dance
Original Lyrics:
Tonight you calm my restlessness
Christopher Cross', "Ride Like the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born the son of a Amish man Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand
Original Lyrics:
I was born the son of a lawless man Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand
Guns N' Roses', "You Could Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a penguin's seen that movie too. Owl!
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I think we've seen that movie too. yeeeow!
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Starting Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna save on the sound of a knocking shop
Original Lyrics:
Ma-ma se, ma-ma sa, ma-ma coo sa.
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Starting Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
im guna say that its signed by microsoft!!
Original Lyrics:
Ma-ma se, ma-ma sa, ma-ma coo sa.
Pat Benatar's, "Invincible"
Misheard Lyrics:
This bloody world remains a mystery
Original Lyrics:
This bloody road remains a mystery
Phil Collins', "Don't Lose My Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
There came a night I could feel behind
Original Lyrics:
They came at night leaving fear behind
The Rolling Stones', "Rock And A Hard Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be a tomato
or Don't eat a tomato
Original Lyrics:
The fields of Eden
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got some brains down in Africa.
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
Willie Nelson's, "Poncho And Lefty"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the fatter olives say
Original Lyrics:
All the federales say.
 
1990s
Blink 182's, "Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Narcissus growing old
Original Lyrics:
I guess this is growing up
Deep Blue Something's, "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's Aragorn, Hathaway, some kind of lightning
and I said well that's one thing we've got.
Original Lyrics:
And as I recall, I think, we both kind of liked it
and I said "well, that's one thing we've got"
Dishwalla's, "Counting Blue Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me all your thoughts on God. Cause I'm on my way to see her. Tell me and my merry four.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me all your thoughts on God. Cause I'm on my way to see her. Tell me, am i very far.
Eiffel 65's, "Living In A Bubble"
Misheard Lyrics:
the bible's not reality but it's inside your mind
Original Lyrics:
The bubble's not reality but it's inside your mind
Kenny Wayne Shepherd's, "Blue on Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cave, Blew on back, Cheers on a river, push in a shoce, it don't mean lunch. Choke her arm Jack, match on a fire, caldern ice, a dead man's 'stach. Whisper on a screen, doesn't change a thing, Dumb bring you back. Poo on black.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Blue on Black, tears on a river, push on a shove, don't mean much. Joker on Jack, match on a fire, cold on Ice, a dead man's touch. Whisper on the scream. doesn't change a thing, don't bring you back. Blue on Black
Live's, "I Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I no longer love you, I'm a long-tailed Jew
Original Lyrics:
I alone love you, I alone tempt you.
Live's, "Lightning Crashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Force a spoon in her,
Center of the Earth again.
Original Lyrics:
Forces pullin' from the center of the Earth again.
Manic Street Preachers', "A Design for Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too shallow form of where i care
Original Lyrics:
To show from where i came
Squirtgun's, "Social"
Misheard Lyrics:
Their social norms and social schools Social skills, and social tools They tell us all we'd better socialize Ignoring all our social drives
Original Lyrics:
Their social norms and social rules We're social scum and they're social fools They tell us all their social lies Ignoring all our social cries
The Pharcyde's, "She Keeps On Passing Me By"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thinks he's so bad dream on
Original Lyrics:
She keeps on passing me by.
Will Smith's, "Men In Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here come the men in black. Galaxy to freedom. Here come the men in black. A moment to remember.
Original Lyrics:
Here come the men in black. Galaxy defenders. Here come the men in black. They won't let you remember.
 
2000s
Disturbed's, "Into the fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven now go to heaven
Original Lyrics:
Devon is now in heaven
Dream Theater's, "As I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the doubtful who demand, take me as I am.
Original Lyrics:
To the gaywhoos and the man, take me as I am.
Great Big Sea's, "Charlie Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can always rely on the Old Virgin Whites
To render assistance in all your bad plights.
Original Lyrics:
You can always rely on the Olfords and Whites
To render assistance in all your bad plights.
Madonna's, "4 Minutes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Giddy up, Giddy up, don't be a clay McDonalds
Original Lyrics:
Keep it up, Keep it up, don't be a pri, hey, Madonna
Madonna's, "4 Minutes"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you farted it better be what you want
Original Lyrics:
If you thought it, it better be what you want
My Chemical Romance's, "Drowning Lessons"
Misheard Lyrics:
And back there I left here where no one could see
A lifeless goat into this world
I stand as this moment was held for me
Original Lyrics:
And back there I left her where no one could see
And lifeless cold into this well
I stared as this moment was held for me
My Chemical Romance's, "House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I wanna say
Tell me I'm a ninja
Take this to my grave
Original Lyrics:
What I wanna say
Tell me I'm an angel
Take this to my grave
Omarion's, "Ice Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
i got thys xbox where my bed used to be
Original Lyrics:
I got an ice box where my heart used to be
Rihanna's, "Pleas Don't stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama say mama sah ma Microsoft
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
Story Of The Year's, "The Black Swan"
Misheard Lyrics:
"What would never interest a pig"
Original Lyrics:
"I would never anticipate"
Tegan and Sara's, "Like O, Like H"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like O, like H in your blood
Original Lyrics:
Like O, like H in your gut.
The Ting Tings', "That's Not My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me crackers But I'm not like that
Original Lyrics:
They call me "quiet girl" But I'm a riot
Wyclef Jean's, "Diallo"
Misheard Lyrics:
So what is for seasons
let it be for seasons....
Original Lyrics:
So what is for Caesar,
let it be for Caesar....
Wyclef Jean's, "Diallo"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know what?
You told me, that I wouldn't understand, no
The nights are crying, and the streets very oh-oh-old.....
Original Lyrics:
You know what?
You told me, that I wouldn't understand, man
Tonight some cry, in the streets a funeral....

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