Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for April 10, 2008
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
1960s | |
Led Zeppelin's, "Living, Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics: with a purple operetta in a 50 cent ham
Original Lyrics: with a purple umbrella and a 50 cent hat
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The Beatles', "Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics: I would like you to dance (with me),
Take a ch-ch-ch-chance (with me) Original Lyrics: I would like you to dance (birthday),
Take a ch-ch-ch-chance (birthday) |
The Beatles', "Here Comes The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics: Here comes the sun,
a nice day... Original Lyrics: Here comes the sun,
and I say... |
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1970s | |
Aerosmith's, "Walk this way"
Misheard Lyrics: Hawk dismay!
or
Walrus wang!
Original Lyrics: Walk this way!
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Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics: Won'cha mistrust my small behind?
Original Lyrics: Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
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Blue Oyster Cult's, "Baby Don't Fear the Reaper"
Misheard Lyrics: Baby don't fear the reefer
Original Lyrics: Baby don't fear the Reaper
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Bob Marley's, "Crazy Baldheads"
Misheard Lyrics: Myanmar build a cabin
Myanmar plant the corn Original Lyrics: I 'n' I build a cabin
I 'n' I plant the corn |
Elton John's, "Hold Me Closer Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics: Hold me close, Satanic dancer
Original Lyrics: Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
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Joni Mitchell 's, "Carey"
Misheard Lyrics: Let's not talk about fairy tales now
Original Lyrics: Let's not talk about fare-thee-wells now
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Pointer Sisters', "We Are Family"
Misheard Lyrics: just let me staple the vicar
Original Lyrics: just let me state for the record
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ZZ Top's, "Tush"
Misheard Lyrics: Dallas Texas, I been wooed
Original Lyrics: Dallas Texas, Hollywood
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1980s | |
Belinda Carlisle's, "Circle In The Sand"
Misheard Lyrics: And you lift me up in a rhythm flow
Original Lyrics: And you lift me up in a wave of love.
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Billy Joel's, "Anthony's Song"
Misheard Lyrics: Nigga' can't drive with a broken back....
Original Lyrics: And if he can't drive with a broken back...
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Black Lace's, "Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics: I got two, two, two, two bananas on the tree
Original Lyrics: Agadoo doo doo push pineapple, shake the tree.
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Elton John's, "passengers"
Misheard Lyrics: Another passenger who wants to get on
Original Lyrics: Deny the passengers who want to get on.
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Juice Newton's, "Queen Of Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics: Layin' out another line
Thinkin' 'bout "Life Of Brian" Original Lyrics: Layin' out another line
Thinkin' 'bout a life of crime |
Julian Lennon's, "Much Too Late For Goodbyes"
Misheard Lyrics: Time has come to tuck in with you
Original Lyrics: Time has gone since I've been with you
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Night Ranger's, "Sister Christian"
Misheard Lyrics: Motorhead
What's your price for light? And find your Mister Eye? Original Lyrics: You're motoring
What's your price for flight? To find your mister right. |
Poison's, "Nothin' But A Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics: I just light my phone every now and then
Original Lyrics: I just like my fun every now and then
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Poison's, "Nothin' But A Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm just a loud mouth phony from down and in
Original Lyrics: I just like my fun every now and then
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Police's, "Tea In The Sahara"
Misheard Lyrics: Tea in the Sahara f u
Original Lyrics: Tea in the Sahara with you
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Swans Way's, "Soul Train"
Misheard Lyrics: Spit in my ear
Original Lyrics: It's midnight here
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The Police's, "Every little thing she does is magic"
Misheard Lyrics: I resort to cholera 1000 times a day.
Original Lyrics: I resolve to call her up 1000 times a day.
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1990s | |
Blind Guardian's, "A Past And Future Secret (Demo Version)"
Misheard Lyrics: With a Jew I am a king without crown
Original Lyrics: Without you I am a king without crown
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Crush 40's, "Open Your Heart"
Misheard Lyrics: Who are we?
Walking ragu! Original Lyrics: Who are we?
What can we do? |
Edwin McCain 's, "I'll Be"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll be fatter when I'm older
Original Lyrics: I'll be better when I'm older
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Electrafixion's, "Zephyr"
Misheard Lyrics: Kenny's seen some things
that others only dream about Kenny lit the fire when all my friends were dying now. Kenny be the one (4X) Original Lyrics: Can you shoot the veins
That others only dream about Can you light the fire When all my flames are dying out |
Notorious B.I.G.'s, "Gimme The Loot"
Misheard Lyrics: Gimme the loop!
Original Lyrics: Gimme the loot
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Paul Mccartney's, "Once Upon A Long Ago"
Misheard Lyrics: Picking up scales and broken coke
Original Lyrics: Picking up scales and broken chords
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SUGAR RAY's, "MEAN MACHINE"
Misheard Lyrics: Making a mistake, Making a mistake
Original Lyrics: Mean machine, Mean machine
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Scooter's, "How Much Is The Fish?"
Misheard Lyrics: Transforming the shoes
Original Lyrics: Transforming the tunes!
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Sepultura's, "Altered State"
Misheard Lyrics: No one knows the neighbours
Original Lyrics: No one knows the nameless
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2000s | |
Bow Wow's, "My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics: Talkin' all night, beastin' yo' butt
Original Lyrics: Talkin' all night, we stay up, but
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Breaking Benjamin's, "Diary of Jane"
Misheard Lyrics: I will try to find my place in the diarrhea chain
Original Lyrics: I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane
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Britney Spears', "Piece Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics: I’m Mrs. 'Oh my God that Britney’s Seamus'
Original Lyrics: I’m Mrs. 'Oh my God that Britney’s shameless'
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Champion's, "Every Word"
Misheard Lyrics: We're the ones with lesser values
Original Lyrics: We're the ones with the lasting values
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DMX's, "Party Up (Up In Here)"
Misheard Lyrics: Ya'll gonna make me lose my mind
bumpin heads, bumpin heads Original Lyrics: Ya'll gonna make me lose my mind
up in here, up in here |
Hannah Montana's, "Bob's Pie"
Misheard Lyrics: Bob heard a big fat cry
Original Lyrics: Bob ate a lowfat pie
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Linkin Park's, "Numb"
Misheard Lyrics: Caught in the end of tunnel
Just caught in the end of tunnel Original Lyrics: Caught in the undertow
Just caught in the undertow. |
Marilyn Manson's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics: Bleach out the cum stains
Original Lyrics: Reach out and touch faith.
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Mr. C The Slide Man's, "Cha Cha Slide"
Misheard Lyrics: Right foot, let's stop
Original Lyrics: Right foot, let's stomp
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My Chemical Romance's, "Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics: At a jet black hose in a mirror
Just once a week. Original Lyrics: Of a jet black hotel mirror
And I'm so weak. |
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics: We'll bend me then meet again
Well both are cards glide. Original Lyrics: Can we pretend to leave and then we'll meet again
When both our cars collide. |
Nickelback's, "Rock Star"
Misheard Lyrics: And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest Pictionary of Today's new zoo Original Lyrics: And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of Today's who's who |
Slipknot's, "Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics: You get to California where murdererderers die
Original Lyrics: You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
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System Of A Down's, "Toxicity"
Misheard Lyrics: News, now you own the world!
Now you own De Soto, De Soto.. Original Lyrics: New, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder, disorder? |
Tim McGraw's, "Back When"
Misheard Lyrics: I want the whole world to be humming
Original Lyrics: I want an old Wurli humming
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rich boy's, "Throw some D's on that Bitch"
Misheard Lyrics: Throw some Cheese on the Grits.
Original Lyrics: Throw some D's on that bitch
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xmas | |
Brenda Lee's, "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
Misheard Lyrics: Voices singing "Let's be Johnny Depp, the walls are frozen solid"
Original Lyrics: Voices singing "Let's be jolly, deck the halls with boughs of holly"
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