Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for April 10, 2008

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1960s
Led Zeppelin's, "Living, Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
with a purple operetta in a 50 cent ham
Original Lyrics:
with a purple umbrella and a 50 cent hat
The Beatles', "Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would like you to dance (with me),
Take a ch-ch-ch-chance (with me)
Original Lyrics:
I would like you to dance (birthday),
Take a ch-ch-ch-chance (birthday)
The Beatles', "Here Comes The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the sun,
a nice day...
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the sun,
and I say...
 
1970s
Aerosmith's, "Walk this way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hawk dismay!
or
Walrus wang!
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way!
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won'cha mistrust my small behind?
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Blue Oyster Cult's, "Baby Don't Fear the Reaper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby don't fear the reefer
Original Lyrics:
Baby don't fear the Reaper
Bob Marley's, "Crazy Baldheads"
Misheard Lyrics:
Myanmar build a cabin
Myanmar plant the corn
Original Lyrics:
I 'n' I build a cabin
I 'n' I plant the corn
Elton John's, "Hold Me Closer Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, Satanic dancer
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Joni Mitchell 's, "Carey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's not talk about fairy tales now
Original Lyrics:
Let's not talk about fare-thee-wells now
Pointer Sisters', "We Are Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
just let me staple the vicar
Original Lyrics:
just let me state for the record
ZZ Top's, "Tush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dallas Texas, I been wooed
Original Lyrics:
Dallas Texas, Hollywood
 
1980s
Belinda Carlisle's, "Circle In The Sand"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you lift me up in a rhythm flow
Original Lyrics:
And you lift me up in a wave of love.
Billy Joel's, "Anthony's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nigga' can't drive with a broken back....
Original Lyrics:
And if he can't drive with a broken back...
Black Lace's, "Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got two, two, two, two bananas on the tree
Original Lyrics:
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple, shake the tree.
Elton John's, "passengers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another passenger who wants to get on
Original Lyrics:
Deny the passengers who want to get on.
Juice Newton's, "Queen Of Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Layin' out another line
Thinkin' 'bout "Life Of Brian"
Original Lyrics:
Layin' out another line
Thinkin' 'bout a life of crime
Julian Lennon's, "Much Too Late For Goodbyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time has come to tuck in with you
Original Lyrics:
Time has gone since I've been with you
Night Ranger's, "Sister Christian"
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorhead
What's your price for light?
And find your Mister Eye?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight?
To find your mister right.
Poison's, "Nothin' But A Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just light my phone every now and then
Original Lyrics:
I just like my fun every now and then
Poison's, "Nothin' But A Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a loud mouth phony from down and in
Original Lyrics:
I just like my fun every now and then
Police's, "Tea In The Sahara"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tea in the Sahara f u
Original Lyrics:
Tea in the Sahara with you
Prince's, "Little Red Corvette"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby Collette
Original Lyrics:
Little red Corvette
Swans Way's, "Soul Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spit in my ear
Original Lyrics:
It's midnight here
The Police's, "Every little thing she does is magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I resort to cholera 1000 times a day.
Original Lyrics:
I resolve to call her up 1000 times a day.
 
1990s
Blind Guardian's, "A Past And Future Secret (Demo Version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a Jew I am a king without crown
Original Lyrics:
Without you I am a king without crown
Crush 40's, "Open Your Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who are we?
Walking ragu!
Original Lyrics:
Who are we?
What can we do?
Edwin McCain 's, "I'll Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be fatter when I'm older
Original Lyrics:
I'll be better when I'm older
Electrafixion's, "Zephyr"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kenny's seen some things
that others only dream about
Kenny lit the fire when all my friends were dying now.
Kenny be the one (4X)
Original Lyrics:
Can you shoot the veins
That others only dream about
Can you light the fire
When all my flames are dying out
Notorious B.I.G.'s, "Gimme The Loot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme the loop!
Original Lyrics:
Gimme the loot
Paul Mccartney's, "Once Upon A Long Ago"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picking up scales and broken coke
Original Lyrics:
Picking up scales and broken chords
SUGAR RAY's, "MEAN MACHINE"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making a mistake, Making a mistake
Original Lyrics:
Mean machine, Mean machine
Scooter's, "How Much Is The Fish?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Transforming the shoes
Original Lyrics:
Transforming the tunes!
Sepultura's, "Altered State"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one knows the neighbours
Original Lyrics:
No one knows the nameless
 
2000s
Bow Wow's, "My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin' all night, beastin' yo' butt
Original Lyrics:
Talkin' all night, we stay up, but
Breaking Benjamin's, "Diary of Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will try to find my place in the diarrhea chain
Original Lyrics:
I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane
Britney Spears', "Piece Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m Mrs. 'Oh my God that Britney’s Seamus'
Original Lyrics:
I’m Mrs. 'Oh my God that Britney’s shameless'
Champion's, "Every Word"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the ones with lesser values
Original Lyrics:
We're the ones with the lasting values
DMX's, "Party Up (Up In Here)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ya'll gonna make me lose my mind
bumpin heads, bumpin heads
Original Lyrics:
Ya'll gonna make me lose my mind
up in here, up in here
Hannah Montana's, "Bob's Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob heard a big fat cry
Original Lyrics:
Bob ate a lowfat pie
Linkin Park's, "Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught in the end of tunnel
Just caught in the end of tunnel
Original Lyrics:
Caught in the undertow
Just caught in the undertow.
Marilyn Manson's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bleach out the cum stains
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Mr. C The Slide Man's, "Cha Cha Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right foot, let's stop
Original Lyrics:
Right foot, let's stomp
My Chemical Romance's, "Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
At a jet black hose in a mirror
Just once a week.
Original Lyrics:
Of a jet black hotel mirror
And I'm so weak.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll bend me then meet again
Well both are cards glide.
Original Lyrics:
Can we pretend to leave and then we'll meet again
When both our cars collide.
Nickelback's, "Rock Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest Pictionary of
Today's new zoo
Original Lyrics:
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of
Today's who's who
Slipknot's, "Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You get to California where murdererderers die
Original Lyrics:
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
System Of A Down's, "Toxicity"
Misheard Lyrics:
News, now you own the world!
Now you own De Soto, De Soto..
Original Lyrics:
New, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder, disorder?
Tim McGraw's, "Back When"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want the whole world to be humming
Original Lyrics:
I want an old Wurli humming
rich boy's, "Throw some D's on that Bitch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw some Cheese on the Grits.
Original Lyrics:
Throw some D's on that bitch
 
xmas
Brenda Lee's, "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Voices singing "Let's be Johnny Depp, the walls are frozen solid"
Original Lyrics:
Voices singing "Let's be jolly, deck the halls with boughs of holly"

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