Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for April 7, 2008

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1960s
Beatles', "Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm looking over lonely people.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
Julie Andrews', "My Favorite Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whispers on kittens
Original Lyrics:
Whiskers on kittens
The Beatles', "I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you think that Yoko laughs at you
Original Lyrics:
Don't you think the joker laughs at you
The Beatles', "Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow soup tureen.
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow submarine.
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Dancing Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where they play the white music
Original Lyrics:
Where they play the right music.
Billy Joel's, "Piano Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's an old man sittin' next to me
Makin' love to his toxic engine
Original Lyrics:
There's an old man sittin' next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pale face. Wild and free.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
 
1980s
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
don't cha mistrust my small behind
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Messages kickin' and pleadin'
Original Lyrics:
Messages keep gettin' clearer
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a joke, here's some wine, it's on me
Original Lyrics:
There's a joke here somewhere, it's on me
Christopher Cross 's, "I'll Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ollie Vallone
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes', "Up Where We Belong"
Misheard Lyrics:
where the Webelos fly
on a mountain high
Original Lyrics:
where the eagles fly
on a mountain high
Madonna's, "Burning Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I deserve the "in" position
Original Lyrics:
I deserve the imposition
Michael Bolton's, "(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay "
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sittin' here restin' my balls
Original Lyrics:
I'm sittin' here restin' my bones
Motley Crue's, "Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wookie the wook in my school bookstore
Original Lyrics:
Well, put me to work in my school bookstore
Night Ranger's, "Sister Christian"
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorade
Original Lyrics:
Motorin'
Pogues', "Fairytale of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got on a lucky one
Came in at ten to one
I’ve got a feeling
This year's for me and you
Original Lyrics:
Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I’ve got a feeling
This year's for me and you
Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steamboat merrily down the street,
pimple way down low.
Original Lyrics:
Steve walks warily down the street
With the brim pulled way down low.
Temptations', "Treat Her Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got cigarettes and and she smokes
Just help her with a Coke
Original Lyrics:
Light her cigarette if she smokes
Even help her with her coat
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm pool hall age
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
The Police's, "King of Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always win - King of Pain!
Original Lyrics:
I'll always be King of Pain!
The Who's, "Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue Morning. Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?
 
1990s
Ace Of Base's, "All That She Wants"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that she wants is another bagel
Original Lyrics:
All that she wants is another baby
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soy in Ecuador
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Belle & Sebastian's, "Mayfly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until chickens come again.
Original Lyrics:
Until she comes again.
Belle & Sebastian's, "Step Into My Office, Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I jumped into the shark.
Original Lyrics:
I jumped into the shower.
Beverley Craven's, "Promise Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You look like you're in another world
That I conveyed your mind
Original Lyrics:
You look like you're in another world
But I can read your mind
Dave Matthews', "Crash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hike up your skirt little boy
And show your world to me
Original Lyrics:
Hike up your skirt a little more
And show your world to me
Edie Brickell and The New Bohemians', "What I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
Religion is a lie and a fall.
Original Lyrics:
Religion is a light in the fog.
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey all right
Pumpkin pie
It's mine
Original Lyrics:
Hey all right
If I get by
It's mine
Jawbreaker's, "Equalized"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ran out of drugs
Original Lyrics:
Ran out of trust
Mariah Carey's, "Fantasy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, I'm so itchi-goo darlin if you ony noo"
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, I'm so into you, darling if you only knew
Oasis', "(What's The Story) Morning Glory?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Need a little time to wank off.
Original Lyrics:
Need a little time to wake up.
Pearl Jam's, "Jeremy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me spoken, yeeeaaahhhh!!
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
REM's, "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
calling Jamaica
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you wake her up.
Smashing Pumpkins', "Despite All My Rage"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spy it on my radio,
I still have a heavy rage
Original Lyrics:
Despite all my rage,
I am still just a rat in a cage.
Spice Girls', "Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
I you're gonna such-a-cum but I can still feel you're hear
Original Lyrics:
I know you're gone and said you're gone but I can still feel you're here
Sunny Day Real Estate's, ""Seven""
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll taste it
When you die
Original Lyrics:
You'll taste it
In time
Tony Toni Tone's, "Whatever You Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
What'd make you think that I would try (to run a game on you)
Just to show that finer things go away.>
Original Lyrics:
What makes you think I would try (To run a game on you)
Just as sure as my name is D'wayne
 
2000s
Bon Jovi's, "Who Says You Can't Go Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent 20 years tryin' to get outta this place
I was lookin' for somethin' I couldn't embrace
Original Lyrics:
I spent 20 years tryin' to get outta this place
I was lookin' for somethin' I couldn't replace
Cake's, "Meanwhile, Rick James"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meanwhile, Rick James paints her nude
Original Lyrics:
Meanwhile, Rick James takes her new
Carrie Alice Williams', "Midtown Manhattan"
Misheard Lyrics:
In midtown Manhattan,
I live on the beach.
Original Lyrics:
In midtown Manhattan,
I live on the beat.
Coheed and Cambria's, "Hearshot Kid Disaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Army may though I won't fail you now
Original Lyrics:
I need Mayo I won't fail you now
Dream Theater's, "Prophets of War"
Misheard Lyrics:
They continue the same Redibrek
Original Lyrics:
They can't move us in rhetoric
Flo Rida's, "Low"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bone her like a pornography poser
Original Lyrics:
Fold her like a pornography poster
Ne-Yo's, "Sex With My Ex Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex wee my legs girlfriend
Original Lyrics:
Sex with my ex girlfriend
Outkast's, "I'm Sorry Miss Jackson"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry Miss Jackson I am for real
Never meant to make you down to cry
I apologized a trillion times
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry Miss Jackson I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologized a trillion times
The Killers', "Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody told me
That you had a boyfriend
Who looks like a boyfriend
That I haven't meant yet
Original Lyrics:
Somebody told me
That you have a boyfriend
Who looks like a girlfriend
That I met in February
Vintersorg's, "Astral and Arcane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Argh! Cheeseburger madness
Original Lyrics:
Archaic pergaments
 
country
Dixie Chicks', "Goodbye, Earl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Earl walked right thru like a staining motor
Original Lyrics:
Earl walked right thru that restraining order

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