Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for April 2, 2008
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
1960s | |
The Beatles', "Hey, Jude"
Misheard Lyrics: Remember there's lettuce under your skin
Original Lyrics: The minute you let her under your skin
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Top Cat's, "Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics: All by day is working to see
Original Lyrics: Providing it's with dignity.
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1970s | |
Black Sabbath's, "NIB"
Misheard Lyrics: Now I have you with me under my bum.
Original Lyrics: Now I have you with me under my power.
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Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics: A steady load of women gonna come my way
Original Lyrics: A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
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Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics: when she gets there she knows
if the bars are all closed Original Lyrics: When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed. |
Phoebe Snow's, "Poetry Man"
Misheard Lyrics: All I ask for is your smile each time I run the land
Original Lyrics: All I ask for is your smile each time I rub the lamp
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1980s | |
AC/DC's, "Back In Black"
Misheard Lyrics: Cause' I'm outta the sack
and I'm needin the fak. Original Lyrics: Cause I'm back on the track
And I'm beatin' the flack. |
AC/DC's, "Back In Black"
Misheard Lyrics: Cruisin' every woman an a runner why
Original Lyrics: Using every one of them and runnin' wild.
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Anita Baker's, "Sweet Love"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm in love, Sweet & Low
Hear me calling out your name, I feel no shame Original Lyrics: I'm in love, sweet love
Hear me calling out your name, I feel no shame |
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics: Oh love, it's like you're shadowing me all of the time
Original Lyrics: Love is like a shadow on the altar of time
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Dexy's Midnight Runners', "Come On Eileen"
Misheard Lyrics: Please, please come around here with your eyes sunk in a one track face
Original Lyrics: These people around here with down eyes sunk in a smoke dried face
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Dexy's Midnight Runners', "Come On Eileen"
Misheard Lyrics: When he sat up on the radio he moved a million hearts all over
Original Lyrics: Sounded sad upon the radio he moved a million hearts in mono
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Dexy's Midnight Runners', "Come On Eileen"
Misheard Lyrics: You tube, super lube. Now I must stay home forever.
Original Lyrics: You’ve grown, so grown up. Now I must say more than ever
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Johnny Hates Jazz's, "Shattered Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics: From this antique high
Original Lyrics: From this empty heart
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Kansas', "Carry On, Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics: Carrion tastes like burnt sun
Original Lyrics: Carry on my wayward son
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Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics: Mamma said Mamma said the force don't stop
Mamma stood beside the mountain top Original Lyrics: Mama se mama sa, mama cu sa.
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REM's, "Orange Crush"
Misheard Lyrics: I've got my smile, I've got my orange crush
Original Lyrics: I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
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Red Rider's, "Lunatic Fringe"
Misheard Lyrics: You gotta blame someone, your all in confusion
Original Lyrics: You gotta blame someone for your own confusion
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Stan Ridgeway's, "Camouflage"
Misheard Lyrics: But before he went, he said 'send for pie'
Original Lyrics: But before he went, he said 'Semper Fi'
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The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics: Doesn't it matter that I have to feed
The Buffalo some Korma 'swell Original Lyrics: Doesn't it matter that I have to feed
The both of us - employment's down. |
1990s | |
Alice in Chains', "Frogs"
Misheard Lyrics: I smell feet
Original Lyrics: Direct your fate
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Blessid Union Of Souls', "Brother My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics: What good is women to give love a try
Original Lyrics: And say we're willin' to give love a try
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Blind Guardian's, "Time Stands Still (At the Iron Hill)"
Misheard Lyrics: Pray for me
Original Lyrics: Praise our king.
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Corner Shop's, "Brim Full Of Asha"
Misheard Lyrics: Every one needs a possum for a pillow.
Original Lyrics: Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow.
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Corner Shop's, "Brim Full of Asha"
Misheard Lyrics: wind thrashing at you on the 45
Original Lyrics: Brim full of Asha on the 45.
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Filter's, "Take A Picture"
Misheard Lyrics: What 'til my ass is clean.
Original Lyrics: Awake on my airplane.
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Green Day's, "When I Come Around"
Misheard Lyrics: Make sure you do it walrus.
Original Lyrics: Make sure you do it wise.
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Hue and Cry's, "Labor Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics: gonna elbowdrop my neighbour with love
Original Lyrics: Gonna withdraw my labor of love.
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Mariah Carey's, "Breakdown"
Misheard Lyrics: Well I guess I'm trying to be not your lolly polly
Original Lyrics: Well I guess I'm trying to be nonchalant about it
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Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics: He's the one
Who likes to haul off with his arms. Original Lyrics: He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs. |
Noreaga feat. Nature, Big Pun, Cam'ron & The Lox's, "Banned From TV"
Misheard Lyrics: But the Cam is a big racist
Original Lyrics: But the Cam is in big races?
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Sarah Brightman's, "Captain Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics: Wish I could stay here
And play for a while But I must be on my way The water still smiles Original Lyrics: Wish I could stay here
And play for a while But I must be on my way The warmest of smiles |
Smashing Pumpkins', "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"
Misheard Lyrics: Jesus wasn't all they sung for you.
Original Lyrics: Jesus was an Only Son for you.
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TV Theme's, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme"
Misheard Lyrics: With the evil shredded-up tax
Those turtle powers pump to the max Original Lyrics: When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't cut him no slack. |
The Bucketheads', "Da Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics: BeanTown boogie from my mind
Original Lyrics: These sounds fall into my mind.
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Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics: Murder now the path we must lead
Just because the sun has set Jesus was a f**king whistler Something but to pass the time Original Lyrics: Murder now the path called "must we"
Just because the sun has come Jesus don't you f***ing whistle Something but the past and done |
Tori Amos', "Little Earthquakes"
Misheard Lyrics: I carried you
Original Lyrics: I can't reach you.
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U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics: Wanna take a walk with your sister and roon
daylight in to fill up your own Original Lyrics: Johnny take a walk with your sister the moon
let her pale light in to fill up your room |
2000s | |
Chris Brown's, "Kiss, Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics: They hatin' on me They wanna diss Chris
Original Lyrics: They hatin' on me They wanna diss-diss
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Chris Brown's, "With You"
Misheard Lyrics: Hey, lil n*gga
Original Lyrics: Hot lil figure
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Hannah Montana's, "If We Were a Movie"
Misheard Lyrics: Wish I could tell you there's a kiss
some kind of hero in the sky and we're together it's so real just saying Original Lyrics: Wish I could tell you there's a twist
some kind of hero in disguise and we're together it's for real, now playing |
KT Tunstall's, "Suddenly I See"
Misheard Lyrics: So D.I.C. (D.I.C.)!
Original Lyrics: Suddenly I see.
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Liz Phair's, "Extraordinary"
Misheard Lyrics: Average everyday saint psycho
Original Lyrics: Average every day sane psycho
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Rammstein's, "Sonne"
Misheard Lyrics: here comes the blender
Original Lyrics: Hier kommt die Sonne
Hier kommt die Sonne. |
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "By The Way"
Misheard Lyrics: Oooh, ah, midget in a milkshake
Original Lyrics: Ooh, aah, kissed you then I missed you.
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Soulja Boy's, "(Crank That) Soulja Boy"
Misheard Lyrics: Soulja boy, a penny hoe
Why me crank it, why me roll? Why me crank that soulja boy Now, superman that hoe. Original Lyrics: Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it, watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then superman that hoe. |
Timbaland's, "Apologize"
Misheard Lyrics: I need you like a hive needs a bee
Original Lyrics: I need you like a heart needs a beat
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Tori Amos', "Cornflake Girl"
Misheard Lyrics: And the man with the woman, yeah
Original Lyrics: And the man with the golden gun
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U2's, "Beautiful Day"
Misheard Lyrics: See the Bluebird fly at night
Original Lyrics: See the Bedouin fires at night.
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xmas | |
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics: Step into Christmas
Be a Christmas tree. Original Lyrics: Step into Christmas
The admission's free. |
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