Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for March 31, 2008
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
1960s | |
Smokey Robinson & the Miracles', "Shop Around"
Misheard Lyrics: Try to get yourself a barber's ton
Original Lyrics: Try to get yourself a bargain, son
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1970s | |
Charlie Pride's, "Kiss An Angel Good Morning"
Misheard Lyrics: You've got to kiss and make a good morning
Original Lyrics: You've got to kiss an angel good mornin'.
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Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics: Suzy Ward, best dressed hyena
Original Lyrics: Suzie wore her dresses tight
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Led Zeppelin's, "Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics: With a purple alligator and a fifth in hand
Original Lyrics: With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
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Suzi Quatro's, "48 Crash"
Misheard Lyrics: and the face of a little baboon
Original Lyrics: and the face of a little boy blue-ue
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1980s | |
Lisa Fredenthal-Lee's, "Love Is Like An Itching In My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics: Love is like an itching in my eye
Tearing it all apart Just an itching in my eye And baby, I can't scratch it Original Lyrics: Love is like an itching in my heart
Tearing it all apart Just an itching in my heart And baby, I can't scratch it |
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm telling you to watch your mama
Original Lyrics: I'm telling you, just watch your mouth
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Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics: You're throwing stones at your hands
Original Lyrics: You're throwing stones to hide your hands
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Robert Palmer's, "Simply Irresistible"
Misheard Lyrics: She try to feel my testicle
Original Lyrics: She's anything but typical
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Stray Cats', "Sexy and 17"
Misheard Lyrics: Dig that sound and shakin’ around with your bod, bod, bod, bod.
Original Lyrics: Dig that sound and shake it around with your mind, mind, mind, mind.
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Stray Cats', "Sexy and 17"
Misheard Lyrics: Johnny and Eddie and me and Kramer and Jack
Original Lyrics: Johnny and Eddie and me and Jimmy and Jack
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Stray Cats', "Sexy and 17"
Misheard Lyrics: You don't care what the other kids say when you're going wild
Original Lyrics: You don't care what the other kids say, you go real wild
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Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers', "Don't Come Around Here No More"
Misheard Lyrics: Do you inspect meat
Original Lyrics: Who do you expect to meet
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1990s | |
Counting Crows', "Mr. Jones"
Misheard Lyrics: I wanna be godzilla
Original Lyrics: I wanna be Bob Dylan.
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Filter's, "Cancer"
Misheard Lyrics: I must cover the Earth
or I must cum on the Earth Original Lyrics: I'm the scum of the Earth
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INXS's, "Suicide Blonde"
Misheard Lyrics: You wanna make a, suicide blonde
Love in a shaker, suicide blonde Original Lyrics: You wanna make her, suicide blonde
Love devastation, suicide blonde |
Metallica's, "Struggle Within"
Misheard Lyrics: You steal your own copy
Original Lyrics: You seal your own coffin
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Nine Inch Nails', "Starfuckers, Inc."
Misheard Lyrics: It's really not so bad you know br>Once you get past the taste (excuses)
Original Lyrics: It's really not so bad you know
Once you get past the taste (asskisser) |
S club 7's, "S Club Party"
Misheard Lyrics: Esther Gonna show you how
Original Lyrics: S Club Gonna show you how
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Sheryl Crow's, "All I Wanna Do"
Misheard Lyrics: A hippy couple enters the bar
Dangerously close to one another The bartender looks up to them as one ass Original Lyrics: A happy couple enters the bar
Dangerously close to one another The bartender looks up from his want ads. |
Spice Girls', "2 Become 1"
Misheard Lyrics: City games that you were playing
Original Lyrics: Silly games that you were playing
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Spice Girls', "Wannabe"
Misheard Lyrics: Making love forever
Original Lyrics: Make it last forever
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2000s | |
311's, "All Mixed Up"
Misheard Lyrics: You Beep, Beep, Bunny
That is the cow that killed his honey Original Lyrics: You keep me coming,
That is a gal that'll kill dem stunning |
Alter Bridge's, "Come To Life"
Misheard Lyrics: Always scream do find a reason.
Never doubt; I'll stop believing Original Lyrics: We scream to find a reason.
Never doubt or stop believing. |
Alter Bridge's, "Come To Life"
Misheard Lyrics: Bottle proof, I'm so resilient.
Never fall with their opinion. Original Lyrics: The bulletproof are so resilient
To every fool with an opinion. |
Alter Bridge's, "Come To Life"
Misheard Lyrics: Can you change?
Original Lyrics: Contained
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Alter Bridge's, "Come To Life"
Misheard Lyrics: Good thing we're saved.
Original Lyrics: I think we're saved.
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Alter Bridge's, "Come To Life"
Misheard Lyrics: Keep us changed.
Original Lyrics: Keep us chained.
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Alter Bridge's, "Come To Life"
Misheard Lyrics: Realise we've won.
Original Lyrics: Realise we're one.
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Alter Bridge's, "Come To Life"
Misheard Lyrics: There's nothing we should have to be.
Original Lyrics: There's nothing we should have to fear.
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Alter Bridge's, "Come To Life"
Misheard Lyrics: Your wave and the weakness.
Original Lyrics: Tore away the veil of weekness.
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Alter Bridge's, "Ties That Bind"
Misheard Lyrics: Above the fading line
Original Lyrics: Above the faded line
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Alter Bridge's, "Ties That Bind"
Misheard Lyrics: I won't waste away.
Original Lyrics: I run, but the chains
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Alter Bridge's, "Ties That Bind"
Misheard Lyrics: It's worth the sacra we fice.
Original Lyrics: It's worth the sacrifice.
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Alter Bridge's, "Ties That Bind"
Misheard Lyrics: It's worth the simple fight.
Original Lyrics: It's worth the sacrifice.
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Alter Bridge's, "Ties That Bind"
Misheard Lyrics: One last call
Original Lyrics: One last hope
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Alter Bridge's, "Ties That Bind"
Misheard Lyrics: Rat on the cage.
Original Lyrics: Rattle the cage.
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Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm your mother's f***ing princess.
Original Lyrics: I'm the mother f***ing princess.
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Bonde do Rolé's, "Solta o Frango"
Misheard Lyrics: Rolaids
Original Lyrics: Rolé
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Coheed And Cambria's, "The Hound Of Blood & Rank"
Misheard Lyrics: Was it in the cold of that night you screwed in the R.V.
and knowing that when you opened that door Original Lyrics: Was it in the chord of the knife you screwed in the heart of the enduring.
Cus' when you opened that door |
Coheed And Cambria's, "The Running Free"
Misheard Lyrics: Did they kill you with a wicker basket?
Original Lyrics: Did they play you for the weaker of them?
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Green Day's, "King For A Day"
Misheard Lyrics: King for a Day
This is my dong King for a day In a leather thong Original Lyrics: King for a day
Princess by dawn King for a day In a leather thong. |
Imitation PoPs uchuu sentai NOIZ's, "Hero"
Misheard Lyrics: I don't think I'm in love, my penis
Original Lyrics: I won't leave you alone, my venus
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Megan McCauley's, "Tap That"
Misheard Lyrics: Let me be your Daddy's fantasy
Original Lyrics: Let me be your dirty fantasy
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Megan McCauley's, "Wonder"
Misheard Lyrics: I never gave birth
Original Lyrics: I never get burned
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Municipal Waste's, "Mental Shock"
Misheard Lyrics: Metal Shark!
Original Lyrics: Mental Shock!
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Stefanie Heinzmann's, "My man is a mean man"
Misheard Lyrics: Look at all the sh*tty bull you threw
Original Lyrics: Look at all the sh*t he pulled you through
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Take That's, "Rule The World"
Misheard Lyrics: We can ruin the world
Original Lyrics: We can rule the world
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The Killers', "Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics: Jealousy, turning snakes into the sea
Original Lyrics: Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
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The Killers', "Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics: It's not confidential
I've got protection Original Lyrics: It's not confidential
I've got potential |
