Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for March 28, 2008
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
1960s | |
The Beatles', "Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics: And I LOVE that sweater
Original Lyrics: And a low-neck sweater
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The Beatles', "Happiness is a Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics: Mother's up here. John the gun!
Original Lyrics: Mother Superior jumped the gun
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Theme Song's, "The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics: Don't come back now, ya hear?
Original Lyrics: Y'all come back now, ya hear?
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1970s | |
Steely Dan's, "Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics: Cinnamon, sisters, shake it
Original Lyrics: Babylon sisters shake it
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Steve Miller Band's, "Jungle Love"
Misheard Lyrics: you treat me like I was your ocean
you swim in my pond when it's warm Original Lyrics: You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my blood when it's warm. |
The B-52's', "Rock Lobster"
Misheard Lyrics: Pissin' on the fire, having fun.
Original Lyrics: Twistin' 'round the fire, havin' fun
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The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics: her mind is definitely twisted
Original Lyrics: Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
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1980s | |
Australian Crawl's, "Hammer Head"
Misheard Lyrics: You've been hanging with the knocked up people
Hammer head Original Lyrics: You've been hanging with the nicest people
Hammer head |
Bonnie Tyler's, "It's A Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics: It's a hot egg
Original Lyrics: It's a heartache
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David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll give you handlebars to rule the world.
Original Lyrics: I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world
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Judas Priest's, "Breaking The Law"
Misheard Lyrics: Brother in law!!
Original Lyrics: Breaking the law.
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Kenny Loggins', "Footloose"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll lift the seat up
Or else she'll tear up this town Original Lyrics: I'll hit the ceiling
Or else I'll tear up this town |
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Starting Something"
Misheard Lyrics: I am ashamed of the sound of Microsoft
Original Lyrics: Ma-ma se, ma-ma sa, ma-ma coo sa.
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Starship's, "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"
Misheard Lyrics: Let 'em say we're crazy
I don't give a damn Original Lyrics: Let 'em say we're crazy
I don't care 'bout that. |
Sugar Hill Gang's, ""Rapper's Delight""
Misheard Lyrics: You run to the store for quick green leaf
And a bottle of Kaopectate Original Lyrics: You run to the store for quick relief
From a bottle of Kaopectate |
The Clash's, "Rock the Casbah"
Misheard Lyrics: Doctor Casbar, Doctor Caspah
Original Lyrics: Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah.
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1990s | |
Alice In Chains', "I Can't Remember"
Misheard Lyrics: You took everything but my wildebeast
Original Lyrics: You took everything but my will to be
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Dream Theater's, "Pull Me Under"
Misheard Lyrics: Lost in disguise
Original Lyrics: Lost in the sky
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Marilyn Manson's, "I Don't Like the Drugs (The Drugs Like Me)"
Misheard Lyrics: You're now on the toast
Original Lyrics: You're now underdosed
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Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics: Isn't, have some seed,
let me clip (your) dirty wings, let me take a ride, (don't) Kurt yourself Original Lyrics: Isn't me, have some seed,
let me clip your dirty wings, let me take a ride, don't hurt yourself |
Sepultura's, "Refuse/Resist"
Misheard Lyrics: Chaos AD
Stand on the streets No f**king police Original Lyrics: Chaos AD
Tanks on the streets Confronting police |
Spin Doctors', "You Let Your Heart Go To Fast"
Misheard Lyrics: I want to blow you on the way
But I don't wanna put a cent down Original Lyrics: I want to blow you all away
But I don't want to put no |
Sugar Ray's, "Every Morning"
Misheard Lyrics: Couldn't understand how the word get out
Original Lyrics: Couldn't understand how to work it out
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The Distillers', "Coral Fang"
Misheard Lyrics: The cruel heart of fame
Original Lyrics: The coral fang
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The Distillers', "Drain The Blood"
Misheard Lyrics: I never met a girl quite like you
who could say what I write at the same time through Original Lyrics: I never met a pearl quite like you
who could shimmer and rot at the same time through |
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2000s | |
Alter Bridge's, "Shed My Skin"
Misheard Lyrics: A bill is sink a feeling
Away from the past Original Lyrics: A bitter, sinking feeling
Awake to the fact |
Alter Bridge's, "Shed My Skin"
Misheard Lyrics: Fowl less or nothing
Original Lyrics: Found less than nothing
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Alter Bridge's, "Shed My Skin"
Misheard Lyrics: Or patch my love
Original Lyrics: Or purge my love
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Alter Bridge's, "Shed My Skin"
Misheard Lyrics: Start smoking Was his
Only your knees stay. Original Lyrics: Unspoken Those years
Oh, they haunt me still. |
Alter Bridge's, "The End Is Here"
Misheard Lyrics: Love turns
With the fallen memories within Original Lyrics: Luck turns
Will the fallen ever reach within? |
Alter Bridge's, "Watch Your Words"
Misheard Lyrics: And speak no words
Original Lyrics: And cure my wounds
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Alter Bridge's, "Watch Your Words"
Misheard Lyrics: For all we know
Let us change. Lust us go on. Original Lyrics: That all we know
Let us pray. Let us hold on. |
Alter Bridge's, "Watch Your Words"
Misheard Lyrics: It's alright, and you're much too wrong.
All the damage has been done. Original Lyrics: It's alright, and you must move on
Though the damage has been done. |
Alter Bridge's, "Watch Your Words"
Misheard Lyrics: Speak no joy
Original Lyrics: Speak no truth
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Alter Bridge's, "Watch Your Words"
Misheard Lyrics: To truly see why you must have faith
All the righteous, they can wait. Original Lyrics: To truly see well, you must have faith.
Oh, the righteous, they can't wait. |
Alter Bridge's, "Watch Your Words"
Misheard Lyrics: You chose the life
Original Lyrics: Cherish the life
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Avenged Sevenfold's, "The Art of Subconcious Illusion"
Misheard Lyrics: THIS IS MY LITTLE BUNNY!!!
Original Lyrics: This is my victim's body
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Blue October's, "Hate Me"
Misheard Lyrics: I have Chewbacca thoughts of you
so I don't lose my hat Original Lyrics: I have to block out thoughts of you
so I don't lose my head |
Bob Sinclar's, "Rock This Party"
Misheard Lyrics: soul clap, soul clap, soul clap, soul clap
Original Lyrics: So clap, so clap, so clap, so clap.
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Drowning Pool's, "Bodies"
Misheard Lyrics: Let the bodies set the flow
Original Lyrics: Let the bodies hit the floor
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Hannah Montana's, "G.N.O. (Girl's Night Out)"
Misheard Lyrics: And a new nose
Original Lyrics: And who knows
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Hoobastank's, "Same Direction"
Misheard Lyrics: I can go my own way and be chewin' the end.
Original Lyrics: I can go my own way and meet you in the end.
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Mariah Carey's, "Bringing on the Heartbreak"
Misheard Lyrics: You're such a secret Mr.
I don't share it Original Lyrics: You're such a secret
Misty-eyed and shady |
Nelly Furtado ft. Timbaland's, "Promiscuous"
Misheard Lyrics: Do you like Steve Nash?
Original Lyrics: M.V.P. like Steve Nash
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Porcupine Tree's, "Open Car"
Misheard Lyrics: Help loading an open car
Some address slips down your arm Original Lyrics: Hair blown in an open car
Summer dress slips down your arm |
Seether's, "Fake It"
Misheard Lyrics: You lost your self a steam along the way
Original Lyrics: You lost yourself esteem along the way
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Social Distortion's, "Far Behind"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm a friend of Billy Klein
Original Lyrics: I'm afraid you've been declined
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radiohead's, "street spirit (fade out)"
Misheard Lyrics: This machine will, will not communicate
These thoughts and this train I am under Original Lyrics: This machine will, will not communicate
These thoughts and the strain I am under |
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