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1960s
The Beatles', "Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mothers so fear he jumped the gun
or
Monnis suf feary jumped the gun
Original Lyrics:
Mother Superior jumped the gun
 
1970s
Commercial's, "Kraft"
Misheard Lyrics:
America smells cheese K-R-A-F-T.
Original Lyrics:
America spells cheese K-R-A-F-T.
Paul McCartney's, "Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chair
Original Lyrics:
Jet
 
1980s
Dexy's Midnight Runners', "Come On Eileen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I swear by the means.
Oh come on let’s take up everything
Original Lyrics:
Oh I swear what he means.
Oh come on let’s take off everything
Duran Duran's, "Planet Earth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only Kelloggs make a nutbowl in the rain
Original Lyrics:
Only came outside to watch the nightfall with the rain
Eddy Grant's, "Electic Avenue"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take a tyre.
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher.
Guns N' Roses', "Welcome To The Jungle"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got everything you want,
honey we know the names
We are the people who define,
whatever you may need...
Original Lyrics:
We got everything you want,
honey we know the names
We are the people who can find,
whatever you may need...
Irene Cara's, "Flashdance... What A Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a feeling (I am physical)
Is believing (I am criminal)
Original Lyrics:
What a feeling (I am music now)
Bein's believin' (I am rhythm now)
Stray Cats', "Sexy and 17"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well she's sixteen and seventeen
Original Lyrics:
Well she's sexy and seventeen
 
1990s
Creed's, "Faceless Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was humble
Original Lyrics:
It looked humble
Creed's, "Higher"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said up high
Original Lyrics:
Set up high
Creed's, "Inside Us All"
Misheard Lyrics:
With star that's used to fall
Original Lyrics:
Where spotlights used to fall
Creed's, "Torn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Despise you lead them to me
Original Lyrics:
Despise you that control me
Creed's, "Torn"
Misheard Lyrics:
The pieces there in my soul
Original Lyrics:
The piece is dead in my soul.
Creed's, "Torn"
Misheard Lyrics:
You troll! You claim you saved me!
Original Lyrics:
Control You claim you saved me.
Creed's, "Unforgiven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost sight of my soul and its voice
Original Lyrics:
Lost sight of my soul, and it's void
Creed's, "Unforgiven"
Misheard Lyrics:
The gold was put
To flame
To kill
To burn
To mold
Is ordien
Original Lyrics:
The goal was put
To flame
To kill
To burn
To mold
Its purity
Creed's, "Unforgiven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took a chance at the season myself
Original Lyrics:
Took a chance at decieving myself
Creed's, "Wash Away Those Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
About how she had been robbed
As she lived lifeless
Original Lyrics:
About how she had been wronged
As she lay lifeless
Creed's, "Wash Away Those Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Despite your destrikes at home
Original Lyrics:
When tragedy strikes at home
Creed's, "Wash Away Those Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
For we have crossed many oceans
And we've laid them in between
In life, there are many questions
And I hope I find the meaning
Original Lyrics:
For we have crossed many oceans
And we labor in between
In life there are many quotients
And I hope I find the mean
Creed's, "Wash Away Those Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
She came crawling
Original Lyrics:
She came calling
Creed's, "What If"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel I'm the deep end down
Original Lyrics:
Feel I've been beaten down
Creed's, "What If"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen the witches through the open.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen the wicked fruit of your vine
Creed's, "What If"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nice day to shed the many million
Original Lyrics:
My stage is shared by many millions
Creed's, "What's This Life For"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't have to settle, no, their score.
Original Lyrics:
Don't have to settle no damn score.
Creed's, "What's This Life For"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your plain
So say it's not fair
Original Lyrics:
On your plane
Don't say a last prayer
Creed's, "With Arms Wide Open"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he can reach for it
Original Lyrics:
And he can greet the world
Creed's, "With Arms Wide Open"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take a bath.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take a breath.
Creed's, "With Arms Wide Open"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take the babe.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take a breath.
Creed's, "With Arms Wide Open"
Misheard Lyrics:
We stand alone.
Original Lyrics:
We stand in awe.
Creed's, "Wrong Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
What did I get?
Original Lyrics:
What did I give?
Creed's, "Wrong Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
What makes you toot?
Original Lyrics:
What makes you touch?
Fatboy Slim's, "FUNK SHOW BROTHER"
Misheard Lyrics:
The funk so gwuva
Original Lyrics:
The funk show brothers
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bastards gone but something might be found
To take his place...hey jealousy
Original Lyrics:
The past is gone but something might be found
To take its place...hey jealousy
Reef's, "Place Your Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh place your hands on my whole
lettin' your fingers rule my soul
Original Lyrics:
Oh, place your hands on my hope
run your fingers through my soul
Toad the Wet Sprocket's, "Good Intentions"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's little relief
Give us a brief, hope
Original Lyrics:
There's little relief.
Give us reprieve, oooh!
 
2000s
Creed's, "Hide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run and feel the time
Original Lyrics:
Run in fields of time
Creed's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all know sex cells
Original Lyrics:
We all know sex sells
Creed's, "Weathered"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, that's why I feel alone.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe that's why I feel alone.
Creed's, "Weathered"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been trading longing with indifference
Original Lyrics:
Been trading love with indifference
Creed's, "Weathered"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't seem to change my mind.
Original Lyrics:
I can't seem to tame my mind.
Creed's, "Who's Got My Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that was sacred to us
Sacred to us Secides
The covenant has been broken
By my own kind
Original Lyrics:
All that was sacred to us
Sacred to us See the signs
The covenant has been broken
By man kind
Creed's, "Young Grow Old"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pieces fall into pieces
Original Lyrics:
He said he's falling to pieces
Editors', "An End Has a Start"
Misheard Lyrics:
You came on your arm
Original Lyrics:
You came on your own
Jennifer Lopez's, "Aint It Funny"
Misheard Lyrics:
But they are faxing our lies, we can never change
Original Lyrics:
But there are facts in our lives we can never change
Paramore's, "Born for This"
Misheard Lyrics:
So we don't need the head lice
Original Lyrics:
We don't need the headlines
Paris Hilton's, "Stars Are Blind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's see what this butt can do
Original Lyrics:
Let's see what this love can do
 
country
Tim McGraw's, "Refried Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makers from Mexico
Livin' on the red 'n' ride train
Original Lyrics:
I'm messed up in Mexico
Livin' on refried dreams
 
misc
A Perfect Circle's, "3 Libras"
Misheard Lyrics:
See you knackered but oblivious
Original Lyrics:
See you naked but oblivious

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