Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for March 14, 2008

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1960s
Bob Marley's, "Is This Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll share each other, like love mice in the bed
Original Lyrics:
We'll share the shelter of my single bed
The Beach Boys', "Little Saint Nick"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Rugrat Reindeer
A Rugrat Reindeer
A Rugrat Reindeer
Original Lyrics:
Run, run reindeer
Run, run reindeer
Run, run reindeer
Run, run reindeer
The Beatles', "Christmas time is here again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold you teen spellers out
Original Lyrics:
O-U-T spells out
 
1970s
Bee Gees', "How Deep Is Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it’s me you need to shout
how deep is your love?
Original Lyrics:
And it’s me you need to show
how deep is your love?
Bee Gees', "How Deep Is Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you come to me on a summer’s eve
Original Lyrics:
And you come to me on a summer’s breeze
Crosby, Stills, & Nash's, "Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
For Dad in Ohio
Original Lyrics:
Four dead in Ohio
Led Zeppelin's, "Houses of the Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the music be your master.
Will you heed the master's call?
Oh...save me, man.
Original Lyrics:
Let the music be your master.
Will you heed the master's call?
Oh...Satan and man.
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded by the light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wounded by the light
Original Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Steely Dan's, "Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was at Vandy, Gamma Chi.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
The Who's, "Slip Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slip kick, slip kick
Original Lyrics:
Slip kid, slip kid
Yes', "Roundabout"
Misheard Lyrics:
in and around the lake
martians come out of the sky
and they stand there
Original Lyrics:
in and around the lake,
mountains come out of the sky
and they stand there
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty feet they do stink
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Alice In Chains', "Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
My kool aid's insane
Original Lyrics:
My school day's insane
Olivia Newton-John & Cliff Richard's, "Suddenly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long live Sven every moment of the day, will you?
Original Lyrics:
Longing to spend every moment of the day with you.
Prince's, "Raspberry Beret"
Misheard Lyrics:
She wore a red spiritual red dress
Original Lyrics:
She wore her rasberry beret
Rod Stewart's, "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want my money,
and you think I'm sexy
Original Lyrics:
If you want my body
and you think I'm sexy
T'Pau's, "Heart and Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
I turned to gold then I turned to dust.
Now before another, I turn to stone.
Original Lyrics:
I turned to gold then he turned to dust.
Left me for another, I turned to stone.
T'Pau's, "Heart and Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this is the politics I like, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Now this is the politics of life, yeah
T'Pau's, "Heart and Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something in the middle that catches my eye
Original Lyrics:
Something in the moonlight that catches my eye
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate the horse that you've seen
Original Lyrics:
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
ZZ Top's, "Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Supersonic sleeping bag
Original Lyrics:
Slip inside my sleeping bag
pink floyd's, "lost for words"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt persecuted and paralyzed
I thought that everything else was just great
Original Lyrics:
I felt persecuted and paralyzed
I thought that everything else would just wait
 
1990s
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soooo, I open the door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdidor
Creed's, "My Own Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lion rose in the darkness.
Original Lyrics:
A lion roars in the darkness.
Creed's, "My Own Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord, I drop and kneel.
Original Lyrics:
Alone I drop and kneel.
Creed's, "My Own Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet our maker all in one.
Original Lyrics:
We the meek are all in one.
Creed's, "My Own Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
No time for moaning.
Original Lyrics:
No time for mourning.
Creed's, "My Own Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter stands and confirms I've created my own prison.
Original Lyrics:
Gabriel stands and confirms I've created my own prison.
David Sanborn's, "Bang Bang"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cornbread, hogballs and chitlins
Original Lyrics:
Cornbread, Hog Jowls and chitilins
Faith No More's, "The Morning After"
Misheard Lyrics:
Awakened by the submarines
Original Lyrics:
Awakened by the sunlight
Macy Gray's, "I Try"
Misheard Lyrics:
I try to say goodbye and I croak
I try to walk away and I crumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
I blow bubbles when you are not here
Original Lyrics:
I try to say goodbye and I choke
I try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My world crumbles when you are not near
Smashmouth's, "Walking on the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
somebody's fat for the rest of penises
Original Lyrics:
song but it's spice for the recipe
 
2000s
Britney Spears', "Gimme More"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme gimme whore, gimme whore, gimme gimme whore..
Original Lyrics:
Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more..
Chris Daughtry's, "Over You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I'm picking up the pieces
Spending it on the bitches
Original Lyrics:
And now I'm picking up the pieces
I'm spending all of these years
Creed's, "Lullaby"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my love in my arms tight.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my love in my arms tight.
Daughtry's, "Over You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm finally getting there
Now I'm picking up the pieces
I'm spinning all the visions
Original Lyrics:
I'm finally getting better
Now I'm picking up the pieces
from spending all of these years
Dir En Grey's, "New Age Culture"
Misheard Lyrics:
il est beau il est beau, beau le chihuahua
Original Lyrics:
Symbols of malice swirlin' around
Green Day's, "Walking Contradiction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking sheep and lions are expensive
Original Lyrics:
Talk is cheap, and lies are expensive
Linkin Park's, "Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
following the wrong road just following the wrong road
Original Lyrics:
Caught in the undertow
Just caught in the undertow.
Marlon Saunder's, "That's How You Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't treat her like a margarita
Original Lyrics:
Don't treat her like a mind reader
Meatloaf's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if my saddle is all that survives
Original Lyrics:
And if my shadow is all that survives
Natasha Beddingfield's, "Unwritten"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today is where your boot begins.
Original Lyrics:
Today is where your book begins
Nickelback's, "Believe It Or Not"
Misheard Lyrics:
savin' a life every time the world turns upside down
Original Lyrics:
seen it a lot every time the world turns upside down
Panic! At The Disco's, "Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..."
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you dance to this bee,
and hold a rubber cross?
Original Lyrics:
Will you dance to this beat,
and hold a lover close?
Seal's, "System"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep falling for my sister
Original Lyrics:
We keep falling for the system
Stars', "Take Me To The Riot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me, take me to Orion
Original Lyrics:
Take me, take me to the riot
The Format's, "The First Single (You Know Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know a night like this is not for me
Cause all you really need are a few good friends
I wanna go out and be on my own
Original Lyrics:
You know the night life is just not for me
Cause all you really need are a few good friends
I don't want to go out and be on my own
William Shatner's, "Common People"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a fragile barbershop
Original Lyrics:
Rent a flat above a shop
 
misc
The Munchkins', "Lullaby League And Lollipop Guild"
Misheard Lyrics:
We represent the Lollipop Gang (Scott & Kelly)
or
We represent the Lollipop Queen (Mim & JJ)
Original Lyrics:
We represent the Lollipop Guild.
 
xmas
Do Re Mi Children's Choir's, "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Misheard Lyrics:
A saurasaur, dancing in the sky,
with a tail as big as a kite.
Original Lyrics:
A star, a star, dancing in the night,
with a tail as big as a kite.

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