Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for March 13, 2008

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1960s
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Proud Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
People on the river are happy to kill
Original Lyrics:
People on the river are happy to give
Kinks', "Dedicated Follower Of Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Delicated Follower Of Fashion
Original Lyrics:
Dedicated follower of fashion
The Animals', "House Of The Rising Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mother was a taker
Stole my new blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
My mother was a tailor, sewed my new blue jeans
The Beatles', "A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So when I answered the phone
Original Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
The Beatles', "Drive My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give her my penis , it's all very fine
Original Lyrics:
Working for peanuts ,.....................
The Kinks', "You Really Got Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You really come dance
Original Lyrics:
You really got me
The Mamas And The Papas', "Twelve-Thirty (Young Girls R Coming 2 The Canyon)"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a world of beauty like this canyon.
Original Lyrics:
Images of beauty lie there stagnant.
The Who's, "Pinball Wizard"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pinball wizard got such a show-full wrist
Original Lyrics:
A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist
The Who's, "Pinball Wizard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Short played a meat-pinball
Original Lyrics:
Sure plays a mean pinball.
 
1970s
Boney M's, "Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Russia plays its love machine
Original Lyrics:
Russia's greatest love machine
Janis Joplin's, "Me and Bobby McGee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish you wouldn't drink turpentine
Original Lyrics:
Windshield wipers slapping time
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Curtis Lowe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tune up your doboe
Original Lyrics:
Tune up your dobro
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashaww..
Original Lyrics:
(Gong sound at the end of song)
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Countess Tiffany Twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
The Who's, "I'm A Boy (Studio Version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me watch Jean- Marie,
you can't drive Felicity
Original Lyrics:
Help me wash up Jean Marie
You can dry Felicity.
The Who's, "Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember trowing couches around and praying for the stars
Original Lyrics:
I remember throwing punches around and preaching from my chair
 
1980s
'Til Tuesday's, "Voices Carry"
Misheard Lyrics:
hush hush
deeper downtown, its so scary
Original Lyrics:
Hush Hush.
Keep it down, down
Voices Carry
Crosby, Stills & Nash's, "Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that 4-eyed girl.
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman, girl.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
but the jailor's not my son
Original Lyrics:
but the kid is not my son
Queen's, "Dead on Two Legs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Misguided by you,
with you d*ckheaded rules.
Original Lyrics:
Misguided old mule,
with your pigheaded rules
R.E.M's, "It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes on aeroplanes
Original Lyrics:
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes an aeroplane
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
How to pull whole heights
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
 
1990s
Creed's, "Illusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Having thoughts,
just wondering when I'll get out.
Original Lyrics:
Hiding thoughts,
just hoping one day I'll get out.
Creed's, "Illusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I lie awake instead.
Original Lyrics:
So I lie awake and stare.
Creed's, "Inside Us All"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm left on the rain.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm left wondering
Creed's, "Inside Us All"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sure the scars will cover rain.
Original Lyrics:
And show the scars we're covering.
R.E.M's, "King of Comedy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a manatee
Original Lyrics:
I'm not commodity
R.E.M's, "Talk About the Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Count me in, count me in, count me in to talk!
Original Lyrics:
Combien, combien, combien de temps?
REM's, "The Great Beyond"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desolate planet in the solar system.
Original Lyrics:
There's a new planet in the solar system.
Sophie B Hawkins', "Damn, Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn, I wish I was younger
Original Lyrics:
Damn, I wish I was your lover
Venga Boys', "Venga Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woah, we're going to eat pizza
Original Lyrics:
Woah, we're going to Ibiza
 
2000s
Chevelle's, "I Get It"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fast and restless black man
And fat and fetish porn
Original Lyrics:
Of fast and restless blackmail
Like pent up fetish force
Chevelle's, "Vitamin R (Leading Us Along)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The hassle of all the screaming fans
And the howdy Celts before.
Original Lyrics:
The hassle of all the screaming fits
That panic makes remorse.
Creed's, "Don't Stop Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And still the light sometimes isn't enough
Original Lyrics:
A silver lining sometimes isn't enough
Daniel Powter's, "Bad Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
You tell me your lesbian way of life.
Original Lyrics:
You tell me your life's been way off line.
David Usher's, "Black Black Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm running to the cool.
Original Lyrics:
I'm rotting to the core.
Fall Out Boy's, "The Take Over The Breaks Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't you rather be a wierdo than a divorcee
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't you rather be a Widow than a divorcee
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it take know-how
Original Lyrics:
Never did no harm, never did no harm.
Ludacris And Mary J. Blige's, "Runaway Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never thinking 'bout the consequences of erections
Original Lyrics:
Never thinking 'bout the consequences of her actions.
Maroon 5's, "Makes Me Wonder"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been here before,one day a week......
Original Lyrics:
And I've been here before,one day I'll wake up
Miyavi's, "Freedom Fighters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freedom my teeth, Freedom my nose
Original Lyrics:
Freedom of speech, freedom of thought
Panic! At The Disco!'s, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish a sense of poisoned rationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
Stone Sour's, "Through Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I damn it God the mannequin
Original Lyrics:
An epidemic of the mannequins
The Kooks', "Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know, she knows, I'm not from the bus stop
Original Lyrics:
I know, she knows, I'm not fond of asking
They Might Be Giants', "Where Do They Make Balloons?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marmalade's from Scotland,
Drugs from Pakistan...
Original Lyrics:
Marmalade's from Scotland,
Rugs from Pakistan...
Within Temptation's, "What Have You Done?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you mind if I hurt you?
Understand that I need to
Did your life run out of choices?
Did your heart grow cold alone?
Original Lyrics:
Would you mind if I hurt you?
Understand that I need to
Wish that I had other choices
Than to harm the one I love
 
misc
England Dan And John Ford Coley's, "I Really Love To See You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not talking bout a live in.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in.
 
xmas
Bryan Adams', "There's Something About Christmas Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
We waited all through the year
for the dead to appear
Original Lyrics:
We waited all through the year
for the day to appear
Vikki Carr's, "Hooray For Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm as light as Halle Berry
Original Lyrics:
I'm as bright as a holly berry.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Christmas at Ground Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more time for laughing or shopping
Original Lyrics:
No more time for last-minute shopping

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