Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for March 12, 2008
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
1960s | |
Billy Thorpe & The Aztecs', "Poison Ivy"
Misheard Lyrics: Boys in high space
Original Lyrics: Poison ivy
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1970s | |
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics: Chewin' on a pizza walking down the road
Original Lyrics: Chewin' on a piece of grass walking down the road
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Bee Gees', "Night Fever"
Misheard Lyrics: Tonight be the night we love
Original Lyrics: Fever, night fever, night fever
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Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Bad Moon Risin'"
Misheard Lyrics: I've seen ... Paraquats of lightning,
Or A pair of quaking lighting, OR Pears skating lightened Original Lyrics: I see earthquakes and lightnin'
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Elton John's, "Honky Cat"
Misheard Lyrics: They said stay at home boy,
you got a telephone Original Lyrics: They said stay at home boy,
you gotta tend the farm |
Elton John's, "Honky Cat"
Misheard Lyrics: You better get back copycat
Original Lyrics: You better get back honky cat
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Elton John's, "Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics: Don't give us none of your aggravation
We have to wipe your desktop clean Original Lyrics: Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline |
Elton John's, "Someone Saved My Life Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics: I see clues hanging in my darkest dreams
I'm summoned by a haunted frozen scene Original Lyrics: A slip noose hanging in my darkest dreams
I'm strangled by your haunted social scene |
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics: Handing tickets out for gold
Original Lyrics: Handing tickets out for God
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Pink Floyd's, "Another Brick In The Wall (Pt. 2)"
Misheard Lyrics: The Dukes of Hazzard are in the class room.
Original Lyrics: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
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Rory Gallagher's, "All Around Man"
Misheard Lyrics: I ate the cleashay
I hate the cleashay's son I talk to the jury I see it's just begun. Original Lyrics: I ain't the D.A.
I ain't the D.A.'s son I talk to the jury I see justice is done. |
The Bee Gees', "You Should Be Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics: What cha doin' on your rear end, sittin'?
Original Lyrics: What you doin' on your back? on your back?
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The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics: Stappio
Original Lyrics: Start me up
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Villiage People's, "YMCA"
Misheard Lyrics: Why MCM?
Original Lyrics: YMCA
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1980s | |
Dragon's, "April Sun"
Misheard Lyrics: Snake eyes on the pair of dice
Original Lyrics: Snake eyes on the paradise
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Joan Jett And The Blackhearts', "I Love Rock 'n' Roll"
Misheard Lyrics: I don't wanna go.
Original Lyrics: I love rock 'n' roll.
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Pet Shop Boys', "Domino Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics: all damn day
Original Lyrics: all day, all day
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Poison's, "Fallen Angel"
Misheard Lyrics: Wing Bing, Mom's a Fallen Angel
Original Lyrics: Win big, mama's fallen angel
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The Timelords', "Doctorin' The Tardis"
Misheard Lyrics: Zoo-oo, hey! Belu-beluga
Zoo-oo, hey! Belu-beluga Zoo-oo, hey! Belu-beluga Original Lyrics: Doctor Who-oo, hey! Doctor Who
Doctor Who-oo, hey! Doctor Who Doctor Who-oo, hey! Doctor Who |
Tiny Lights', "Sweet Solutions"
Misheard Lyrics: Step away, Confucius
Original Lyrics: Step away, confusion
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1990s | |
Chumbawamba's, "Tub Thumping"
Misheard Lyrics: I get knocked down
Rack it up again Original Lyrics: I get knocked down
But I get up again |
Creed's, "Are You Ready"
Misheard Lyrics: If you can seek, then you will find.
Original Lyrics: If you keep seeking, you will find.
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Creed's, "Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics: Thus, she breathes in the eyes of brothers.
Violent songs make bitter mothers. Original Lyrics: Lust she breathes in the eyes of brothers.
Violent sons make bitter mothers. |
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Creed's, "Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics: Violence seems soft as candy.
Original Lyrics: Violence seems soft and candid.
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Creed's, "Faceless Man"
Misheard Lyrics: He looked me right in the eyes
Directing his eyes Original Lyrics: He looked me right in the eyes
Direct and concise |
Creed's, "Faceless Man"
Misheard Lyrics: His stroke is easy, and his burdon is life.
Original Lyrics: His yoke is easy, and his burdon is light.
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Creed's, "Faceless Man"
Misheard Lyrics: It's funny how science speaks sometimes
Original Lyrics: It's funny how silence speaks sometimes
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John Cougar Mellencamp's, "Just Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics: Going down to big avocado
Original Lyrics: Bobbie Doll and Big Jim Picato
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M.C. Hammer's, "Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics: King Testis
Original Lyrics: Can't touch this
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Natalie Merchant's, "My Skin"
Misheard Lyrics: Take a look at my pony,
Look at my hands. Original Lyrics: Take a look at my body
Look at my hands |
Santana Feat. Rob Thomas', "Smooth"
Misheard Lyrics: Well, it's the same steel emotion that I get from you.
Original Lyrics: And it's just like the ocean under the moon
Well, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you. |
Shania Twain's, "Man I Feel Like A Woman"
Misheard Lyrics: Come on my hair, do what I dare
Original Lyrics: Color my hair, do what I dare
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2000s | |
Avril Lavigne's, "Sk8er Boi"
Misheard Lyrics: She had a pretty face,
But her hair was a disgrace. Original Lyrics: She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space. |
Britney Spears', "Piece of Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Number one Hispanic in the industry I mean please
Original Lyrics: No wonder there's panic in the industry I mean, please
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Creed's, "Bullets"
Misheard Lyrics: But the mind is cluttered right now.
Through these storms at my side. Through these storms at my side. I know I have something free. I have something so free. Original Lyrics: But the mindless cluttered my path.
Ooh, these thorns in my sides. Ooh, these thorns in my sides. I know I have something free. I have something so alive. |
Creed's, "Bullets"
Misheard Lyrics: Coming from your head.
Original Lyrics: Come on, raise your head.
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Creed's, "Bullets"
Misheard Lyrics: I hear the sounds of the Earth sinking below my feet.
Original Lyrics: I hear the sounds of the Earth seeking relief.
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Creed's, "Bullets"
Misheard Lyrics: In my life and when all this brings
Jealousy and lies Original Lyrics: In my lifetime when I'm disgraced
By jealousy and lies |
Creed's, "Freedom Fighter"
Misheard Lyrics: We go marching all around.
Original Lyrics: People marching all around.
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Fall Out Boys', "This Ain't A Scene, Its An Arms Race"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm a little man
and I'm so little I'm also into cats also into cats Original Lyrics: I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are Oh so intricate Oh so intricate |
Hinder's, "Better Than Me"
Misheard Lyrics: I miss your hairy buttface.
Original Lyrics: I miss your hair in my face.
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Mcfly's, "Mr Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics: Jealousy
Turning sex into disease Swimming through sick lullabies Original Lyrics: Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea Swimming through sick lullabies |
My Chemical Romance's, "House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics: Well I think I'm gonna burn in hell,
Every body buy a house down there Original Lyrics: Well I think I'm gonna burn in hell,
Every body burn your house right down |
Soulja Boy's, "Crank That"
Misheard Lyrics: No, why don't you write that song?
Original Lyrics: Now watch me do (crank that Soulja Boy)
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regina spektor's, "back of a truck"
Misheard Lyrics: She had eaten her dog, D O double Eugene
Original Lyrics: She had eaten her dog, D O W G
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country | |
Billy Ray Cyrus', "Achy Breaky Heart"
Misheard Lyrics: You can tell my arse to go back onto the phone
Original Lyrics: You can tell my arms to go back onto the phone.
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xmas | |
CharIotte Church's, "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics: Oh, tidings of come fart in joy!
Original Lyrics: Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!
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Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics: Jack Frost roasting on an open fire
Chestnuts nipping at your toes Original Lyrics: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your toes |
