Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for March 7, 2008

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1960s
The Beatles', "Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday morning greets me like a nun.
Original Lyrics:
Sunday morning creeping like a nun.
The Monkees', "I'm not your stepping stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't find my name in your book of little zoos
Original Lyrics:
You won't find my name in your book of losers...
 
1970s
Anne Murray's, "Danny's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the morning, if I cry
Original Lyrics:
In the morning, when I rise
Boston's, "More Than a Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's more than a feeling when I hear that old something yeah
Original Lyrics:
It's more than a feeling when I hear that old song they used to play
Frank Zappa's, "Jewish Princess"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish Princess that could level to coma
Original Lyrics:
I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish Princess that could level Tacoma
Peter Gabriel's, "Moribund the Burgermeister"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bunderschaun, you're going down!
Better shave off the Castle Brown
"This is Moribund the Burgermeister, I'm gonna keep the master down,
Somebody said things are turning bed, gonna chase it up and down."
Original Lyrics:
Bunderschaft, you are going daft?
Better seal off the castle grounds
"This is Moribund, the Burgermeister, I'm gonna keep this monster down,
Somebody sent the subversive element; going to chase it out of town."
Peter Gabriel's, "Moribund the Burgermeister"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at that crowd!
Original Lyrics:
Ah, look at that crowd!
Peter Gabriel's, "Moribund the Burgermeister"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out the chaos in the market square
Original Lyrics:
Caught the chaos in the market square
Peter Gabriel's, "Moribund the Burgermeister"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pornogra', it's eating out my soul
Destroying garanota,
I'm gonna lose control
Original Lyrics:
Oh Mother! It's eating out my soul
Destroying law and order,
I'm gonna lose control
Peter Gabriel's, "Moribund the Burgermeister"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody's shrunken down there
Original Lyrics:
But something's wrong down there
Peter Gabriel's, "Moribund the Burgermeister"
Misheard Lyrics:
The eyes are row, round and round, to a distant gaze
Original Lyrics:
The eyes all rollin' round and round into a distant gaze
Peter Gabriel's, "Moribund the Burgermeister"
Misheard Lyrics:
What can I do?
Stop this plague spread by cydiderone
Just a glimpse, then arriba,
then they shiva to the bone
I look at them go!
Original Lyrics:
What can I do to stop this plague,
spread by sight alone
Just a glimpse and then a quiver,
then they shiver to the bone
Ah, look at them go!
Peter Gabriel's, "Mrs Vanderbilt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes were going down on the bees,
Seen a satan come out of the moat
Original Lyrics:
Others going down on their knees,
Seen a saviour come out of the mud
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be the president of America
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna beat the President of America.
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulled my figure, now he's dead
Original Lyrics:
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Queen's, "If You Can't Beat Them"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your big hands off my money
Original Lyrics:
Keep your fingers off of my money.
Van Halen's, "Dance the Night Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you you seen her so bout
pretty with the stallion ears.
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen that lady go?
Movin' with style and ease.
 
1980s
Christopher Cross', "Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what you can do is fall in love.
Original Lyrics:
Best that you can do is fall in love.
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Four Little Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor little diamonds
Original Lyrics:
Four little diamonds
Fine Young Cannibals', "She Drives Me Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
She drives me crazy
And I can't stand myself
Original Lyrics:
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself
George Harrison's, "When We Was Fab"
Misheard Lyrics:
The microscopes that magnified the tears started once and on
Original Lyrics:
The microscopes that magnified the tears studied warts and all
Lightning Seeds', "Pure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another stream of privy lies
Original Lyrics:
Not a stream of pretty lies
Peter Gabriel's, "Sledgehammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been peeing in the river
Original Lyrics:
Ive been feeding the rhythm
The Chipettes', "Gettin' Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey I've been waitin'
waitin' patiently
Let me unlock your heart boy
I think I got to pee
Original Lyrics:
Honey I've been waitin'
waitin' patiently
Let me unlock your heart boy
I think I got the key
 
1990s
Billy Ray Cyrus', "Achy Breaky Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I'm mightn't grow up and kill my Mam.
Original Lyrics:
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man.
Corona's, "Rhythm of the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put some joist upon my face,
Oh, sunshine in an empty place,
Take me to town, and babe, we'll make it stick
Original Lyrics:
You put some joy upon my face,
Oh, sunshine in an empty place,
Take me to turn to, and babe, I'll make you stay
Foo Fighters', "Learn To Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm dying -- as in, patients.
Original Lyrics:
I think I'm done nursing patience.
Foo Fighters', "Learn To Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' for something help me burn and fry.
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' for something help me burn out bright.
Foo Fighters', "Learn To Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to make me slap my own.
Original Lyrics:
Try to make this life my own.
KoRn's, "Freak On A Leash"
Misheard Lyrics:
feeling like a freak eating quiche
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a freak on a leash.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
come as you are,
as a bird,
as I want you to sneeze
Original Lyrics:
Come as you are,
as you were.
as I want you to be
 
2000s
Commercial's, "Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
do do dooooooooooo do doa doa dollop, it's daisy!!!
Original Lyrics:
do do do,
do do a dollop,
do do do
do do a dollop
of daisy!
Commercial's, "Raymour and Flanigan "
Misheard Lyrics:
Children see it all.
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
Daft Punk's, "Daftendirekt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Da funk, that crazy punk, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Da funk back to da punk, come on!
Daniel Powter's, "Lie To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me back to your expensive restaraunt
Original Lyrics:
Take me back to yours 'cause that's the best I want
Gary Allen's, "The Best I Ever Had"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you stole my world now I'm just a phone ring
Original Lyrics:
So you stole my world now I'm just a phony
Girls Aloud's, "Call the Shots"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just coz you're raised in the bed and call the shots
or
Just coz you're raising the bed and call the shots
Original Lyrics:
Just coz you're raising the bets and call the shots
Green Day's, "Boulevard Of Brooken Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
my shadows the only thing that walks beside me
my shadow's hearts the only thing thats beating
Original Lyrics:
my shadows the only thing that walks beside me
my shallow hearts the only thing thats beating
Gwen Stefani's, "Hollaback Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't no Harlem Black Girl
Original Lyrics:
I ain't no Hollaback girl
Interpol's, "Obstacle 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken wing, chicken wing, chicken wing, chicken wing
Original Lyrics:
She can read, she can read, she can read, she can read
MEG's, "Girly Step"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a Garden State
Original Lyrics:
It's a girly step
Mad Capsule Markets', "Systematic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese on my dick!
Original Lyrics:
Systematic!
SlipKnot's, "Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sexy on myself
Original Lyrics:
Section of myself
inxs', "after glow"
Misheard Lyrics:
We only have two days
Original Lyrics:
We only have today
justin timberlake's, "my love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This finger represents my heart
Original Lyrics:
This ring here represents my heart
sugababes', "too lost in you"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you cancel me I might dissapear
Original Lyrics:
If you get to me I might dissapear
 
country
Tracy Lawrence's, "Paint Me A Birmingham"
Misheard Lyrics:
paint me a burning ham
Original Lyrics:
Could you paint me a Birmingham? Make it look just the way I planned.
 
xmas
Band Aid's, "Do They know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
We know, whoa whoa
Let them know it's Christmas time
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmas time again
Bros', "Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus our Saviour is gay
Original Lyrics:
Jesus our Saviour is here
Traditional's, "Little Drummer Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
My rumpa-bum-bum
Original Lyrics:
Ba-rumpa-pum-pum

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