Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for March 6, 2008
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
1960s | |
Beatles', "Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics: Wendy's child has learned to tie his boot lace.
Original Lyrics: Monday's child has learned to tie boot lace.
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Bob Dylan's, "Subterranean Homesick Blues"
Misheard Lyrics: Look out kid
You're gonna get hit But users, cheaters Six-time losers Hanging round the theaters Original Lyrics: Look out kid
You're gonna get hit But losers, cheaters Six-time users Hanging round the theaters |
Spiral Staircase's, "More Today Than Yesterday"
Misheard Lyrics: And now all of my dreams have come true.
Original Lyrics: And I always will be true.
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1970s | |
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
Misheard Lyrics: Dirty deeds and a hankerchief.
Original Lyrics: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
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Jose Feliciano's, "Feliz Navidad"
Misheard Lyrics: Police La-di-dah
Original Lyrics: Feliz Navidad
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Maureen McGovern's, "Different Worlds"
Misheard Lyrics: Love is sweet, love is kind
Original Lyrics: Love it seeks, love it finds
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Montrose's, "Rock Candy"
Misheard Lyrics: You're like candy, baby
Original Lyrics: You're rock candy, baby
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Paul Simon's, "Mother and Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics: No, I would not give you fossils.
Original Lyrics: No, I would not give you false hope.
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Pink Floyd's, "Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics: March cheerfully out of security into a tree
Original Lyrics: March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream
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The Jam's, "The Modern World"
Misheard Lyrics: This is the mum world!
Original Lyrics: This is the modern world!
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hot chocolate's, "I believe in miracles"
Misheard Lyrics: I didn't even milk her
by the bra you sexy thing Original Lyrics: I believe in miracles
where ya from you sexy thing |
1980s | |
David Bowie's, "Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics: It's just too far to trot
Original Lyrics: It's just the power to charm
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Fleetwood Mac's, "You Make Lovin' Fun"
Misheard Lyrics: Oooooh, you make nothin' fun.
Original Lyrics: Oooooh, you make lovin' fun.
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Imagination's, "It's Just An Illusion"
Misheard Lyrics: It's just evolution
Original Lyrics: It's just an illusion
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Jimmy Buffet and the Coral Reefer Band's, "Come Monday"
Misheard Lyrics: Come On Dave it will be alright
Original Lyrics: Come Monday it will be alright
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Lionel Richie's, "Penny Lover"
Misheard Lyrics: Panty lover
Original Lyrics: Penny lover
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Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics: But the Jetta's not my son.
Original Lyrics: But the kid is not my son.
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Micheal jackson's, "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough""
Misheard Lyrics: Keep on you're a pornstar
Don't Stop 'Til You get it on Original Lyrics: Keep On With The Force
Don't Stop Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough |
Pet Shop Boys', "Domino Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics: ole, ole, watch the sun go down
Original Lyrics: All day, all day, watch them all fall down.
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Run-DMC's, "It's Tricky"
Misheard Lyrics: This Bitch is my Recital.
I think it's very vital. Original Lyrics: This speech is my recital
I think it's very vital. |
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Wham's, "Freedom"
Misheard Lyrics: Cause you know that I could give you just this one vice forever
Cause you could take me to heaven and back Original Lyrics: Cause you know that I'd forgive you just this once, twice, forever
Cause you could take me to hell and back |
Wham's, "Freedom"
Misheard Lyrics: Like a prisoner who has his home key
Original Lyrics: Like a prisoner who has his own key
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madonna's, "material girl"
Misheard Lyrics: Living in a cheerio world
And I am a cheerio girl You know that we are living in a cheerio world And I am a cheerio girl Original Lyrics: Living in a material world
And I am a material girl You know that we are living in a material world And I am a material girl |
steve winwood's, "valerie"
Misheard Lyrics: Follow me, call on me
Original Lyrics: Valerie, call on me
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1990s | |
Creed's, "Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics: Violence seems soft and candy.
Original Lyrics: Vile instincts often candid
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Metallica's, "Turn The Page"
Misheard Lyrics: Smoking days like cigarettes
Original Lyrics: Smoke the day's last cigarette
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Sinead O'Connor's, "Mandinka"
Misheard Lyrics: I do know a man named God
Original Lyrics: I do know Mandinka
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Wyclef Jean's, "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics: One kind of meadow Not even one kind of meadow
Original Lyrics: Guantanamera Guajila, Guantanamera Guan-tana-mera... Guajila Guan-tana-mera...
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2000s | |
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics: Where is my Arcanine?
Original Lyrics: Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
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Basement Jaxx's, "Romeo"
Misheard Lyrics: you´re neglected like a yoyo
Original Lyrics: you´re neurotic like a yoyo
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Bon Jovi's, "We Got It Going On"
Misheard Lyrics: We got sh*t rolling on
Original Lyrics: We got it going on
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Electric Six's, "Danger! High Voltage"
Misheard Lyrics: Fire in the disco, fire in the taco bin
Original Lyrics: Fire in the disco, fire in the Taco Bell
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Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm two quarters and a Honda
Original Lyrics: I'm two quarters and a heart down
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Feist's, "Inside and Out"
Misheard Lyrics: Back crazy forwards with my heart hanging out
or That crazy boy in the park hanging out Original Lyrics: Backwards and forwards with my heart hanging out.
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Goldfrapp's, "Strict Machine"
Misheard Lyrics: I like to go dancing
Original Lyrics: wonderful electric
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Jonas Brothers', "Games"
Misheard Lyrics: Splitting my heart and getting an unitelligent grunt
Original Lyrics: Splitting apart it's getting harder to tell what you want
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Kylie Minogue's, "Red Blooded Woman"
Misheard Lyrics: Count backwards, 5-4-3-2-1
Before you get to heated and turned on.(Best buy) Original Lyrics: Count backwards, 5-4-3-2-1
Before you get to heated and turned on.(this guy) |
Lordi's, "Hard Rock Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics: Three thousand angels, only one had it right.
Original Lyrics: Demons and angels all in one have arrived
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My Chemical Romance's, "Cemetery Drive"
Misheard Lyrics: Then Stalin
Crashed the cemetery gates In the dress your husband hates Original Lyrics: In a solitary style
And crash the cemetery gates. In the dress your husband hates |
My Chemical Romance's, "Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm gonna shoot myself.
Original Lyrics: I'm gonna show my scar.
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Panic! At The Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics: well technically our marriage is sick
Original Lyrics: I mean technically our marriage is saved.
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Relient K's, "Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
Misheard Lyrics: these black guys gave me bruises
Original Lyrics: These black eyes and these bruises
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Santana featuring Chad Kroeger's, "Into The Night"
Misheard Lyrics: There were TUMS in the air.
Original Lyrics: There were drums in the air
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The Fray's, "How to Save a Life"
Misheard Lyrics: And how could I stay up with you all night
Did I know how to save a life Original Lyrics: And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life |
timbaland feat's, "Apologize"
Misheard Lyrics: I said it's too late to call a John
Original Lyrics: I said it's too late too apologize
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misc | |
England Dan And John Ford Coley's, "I Really Love To See You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics: "I'm not talkin' 'bout the linen"
Original Lyrics: I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in.
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xmas | |
Brenda Lee's, "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree"
Misheard Lyrics: You will get a sad ole little feeling, When you hear
Voices singing "Let me darling!" Deck the halls with balls of holly. OR Deck the halls with bells of holly. Original Lyrics: You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear.
Voices singing "Let's be jolly!" Deck the halls with boughs of holly. |
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