Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for February 28, 2008

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1960s
Beach Boys', "That's Not Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss my pet and the places I've known
Original Lyrics:
I miss my pad and the places I've known
John Lennon's, "Give Peace A Chance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh we are sailing, to give peace a chance
Original Lyrics:
All we are saying is give peace a chance
The Beatles', "Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
shy guru day spa
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om
The Beatles', "Eight Days a Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't they sweet
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
The Box Tops', "Soul Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is a river running so deep.
Original Lyrics:
My love is a river running soul deep.
 
1970s
Chicago's, "Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forty days in the park,
Every day's the Fourth of July
Original Lyrics:
Funny days in the park,
Every day's the Fourth of July
Elton John's, "Rocket Man "
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning down the streets of Oregon
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Eric Clapton's, "After Midnight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Midnight He's gonna let it all hang out
Original Lyrics:
After midnight we're gonna let it all hang out
Frank Zappa & The Mothers Of Invention's, "Would You Like A Snack?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drove to Inglewood and then we dumped
All our s**t into the plane at cargo three
Original Lyrics:
Drove to Inglewood and then we dumped
All our s**t into the plane at 5:03
Neil Diamond 's, "Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl with a glass for an eye,
but it's alright.
Original Lyrics:
God if it lasts for an hour,
that's all right.
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "Shake A Leg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shakin' in Baton and spittin' in Buffalo
Original Lyrics:
Spitting and bitten and kicking and fightin for more
Billy Ocean's, "Love Really Hurts (Without You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, Leopardy Heights without you.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, love really hurts without you.
Def Leppard's, "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a bomb baby
Come and get it on
Livin' like a lover in a red-eyed thong
Original Lyrics:
Love is like a bomb, baby
C'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone.
Frank Zappa's, "Drowning Witch"
Misheard Lyrics:
As the light goes dim
And she's trying to swim
Was she naked?
Boy, we sure hope so
Original Lyrics:
As the light goes dim
And she's trying to swim
Will she make it?
Boy, we sure hope so
Frank Zappa's, "Teen Age Prostitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would really like to try and get away
But if she gets caught, she'd be an artist on display
Original Lyrics:
I would really like to try and get away
But if she gets caught, he will cause her some dismay
Ian Moss', "Tuckers Daughter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck my kneebones to the ground
Original Lyrics:
Build me up just to tear me down,
slap my knee bones to the ground
Megadeth's, "Holy Wars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill the craks in
With Judas' prayin'
Original Lyrics:
Fill the cracks in
With judicial granite.
Michael Jackson's, "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on, 'til the post-doc
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
Phil Collins', "In The Air Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it calming in the air tonight
or
I can feel it c**ing in a bear tonight oh lard
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight oh Lord
Phil Collins', "Sussusudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Su- su-sucio
Original Lyrics:
Sussusudio
Rick Springfield's, "Bop 'Til You Drop"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Sea Breeze
Original Lyrics:
And the city breathes
Rush's, "Subdivisions"
Misheard Lyrics:
Growing up it all seemed so untidy, the minions all provided
Original Lyrics:
Growing up it all seemed so one-sided, opinions all provided
Rush's, "Subdivisions"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm formally cast out.
Original Lyrics:
Conform or be cast out.
Sade's, "Sweetest Taboo"
Misheard Lyrics:
You give me the cheetah chaboo
Original Lyrics:
You give me the sweetest taboo
 
1990s
Eiffel 65's, "Blue (da Ba De)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm blue, I'm in need of a guy
Original Lyrics:
I'm blue, da ba de, da ba di.
Megadeth's, "Holy Wars...The Punishment Due"
Misheard Lyrics:
Next thing you know
They'll take my dogs away
Original Lyrics:
Next thing you know
They'll take my thoughts away.
Pearl Jam's, "Jeremy "
Misheard Lyrics:
Gentlemen's more gay
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
Prince's, "Get Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** mitts
Original Lyrics:
Club Mix
Tag Team's, "Whoop, There It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoo! Fat ass!
Original Lyrics:
Whoop there it is
The Presidents Of The United States Of America's, "Cleveland Rocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mamma knows but she don't care
She's got her worries too
Seven kids and a blow-up-bear
And the rent is due
Original Lyrics:
Mamma knows but she don't care
She's got her worries too
Seven kids and a phoney affair
And the rent is due
Weezer's, "In the Garage"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got posters on the wall
My favorite rock group, KISS
I've got Ace Frehley
I've got Ludacris
Original Lyrics:
I've got posters on the wall
My favorite rock group, KISS
I've got Ace Frehley
I've got Peter Criss
Weezer's, "Undone - The Sweater Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to destroy this sweatahhh
Let's hold hands and just walk away
It's good to see you lyin' there
In your Superman skippies.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to destroy your tank-top
Let's be friends and just walk away
I hate to see you lyin' there
In your Superman skivvies.
 
2000s
Arsenium's, "Love Me, Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you ever want to cry
I'll be there to kiss your lice
Original Lyrics:
If you ever want to cry
I'll be there to kiss your eyes
Death Cab For Cutie's, "The Sound of Settling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you this fleeting?
Original Lyrics:
Our youth is fleeting
Green Day's, "American Idiot"
Misheard Lyrics:
All across the s***ty ol' nation
Original Lyrics:
All across the alienation
Maroon 5's, "Wake Up Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
Six foot four
Came without a boner
So I had to shoot him dead.
Original Lyrics:
Six foot tall
Came without a warning
So I had to shoot him dead.
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I won't deny it
My hips don't lie
Original Lyrics:
I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie.
System Of A Down's, "I-E-A-I-A-I-O"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why!? And we light up the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Why?! On the fourth of July.
Within Tempation's, "What Have You Done?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why? Why does fate make a sofa?
Original Lyrics:
Why? Why does fate make us suffer?
sister machine gun's, "carbon copy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that I am just a commie commie man
Original Lyrics:
I know that I am just a carbon copy man
 
xmas
Aretha Franklin's, "Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire,
As we groom by the fire,
To face, I'm afraid, the plans that we made
Walkin' in a winter wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire,
As we groove by the fire,
To face, unafraid, the plans that we made
Walkin' in a winter wonderland.
Chuck Berry's, "Run Rudolph Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
And away went Rudolph a whizzing like a suffragette
Original Lyrics:
And away went Rudolph a whizzing like a Saber jet
John Cougar Mellencamp's, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then, I saw Mommy kick old Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kicking Santa Claus last night
Original Lyrics:
Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
Mormon Tabernacle Choir's, "In The Bleak Midwinter"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were a wise man,
I would tune my harp.
Original Lyrics:
If I were a wise man,
I would do my part.
The Judds', "Beautiful Star Of Bethlehem"
Misheard Lyrics:
O beautiful star of Bethlehem,
Shine your fart through shadows dim,
Original Lyrics:
O beautiful star of Bethlehem,
Shinning far through shadows dimmed,
The Judds', "Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round neon virgin mother and child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin mother and child
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
One horse, soap and sleigh
Original Lyrics:
One horse open sleigh
Traditional's, "Once In Royal David's City"
Misheard Lyrics:
And our eyes at last shall see Him,
Through his unredeeming love.
Original Lyrics:
And our eyes at last shall see Him,
Through his own redeeming love.
Traditional's, "Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus lauded thy bird.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Lord at thy birth.
Traditional's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost picking at his nose.
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping at your nose

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